In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about the Rev. Al Sharpton's eulogy for Tyre Nichols, enjoy the story of a dog reunited with its family, meet the Sarloos Wolfdog, move on up with Sherman Hemsley, lament the passings of Barrett Strong and Cindy Williams, observe Black History Month, celebrate the 1980 film American Gigolo, salivate over National Baked Alaska Day, uncover the real dirt about gas stoves and Ozempic, learn about reading and writing at the Nazi homeschooling channel, call out some stupid school districts, and name their favorite deceased queer African-Americans.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find another dog-shoots-man story, discuss walking your dog in the cold weather, meet the Rafeiro do Alentejo, celebrate the birthdays of gay activist/author Aaron Fricke and a certain hunky Ukrainian president, lament the passings of Rocky Horror superfan Sal Piro and rock icon David Crosby, learn that exercise is good for the brain, review the latest fascist follies in Florida, throw some turf at author J.K. Rowling, name their favorite hoaxes, and discuss the sex appeal of Prince Harry.

Tommie returns for this week's episode, where he and Patrick discuss shaggy dog George Santos, meet the Pachon Navarro, ponder the man who could have been the gay king of America, say "Arrivederci" to Gina Lollobrigida, learn to prepare Peking duck, celebrate National Thesaurus Day, discuss the latest study of hormone therapy and transgender children, look at the effects of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision, find further feats of fascism, discuss the films the Menu, Glass Onion, and anti-elitism, shake their heads at this week's caravan of stupid people, and name their five favorite political films based on actual events.

In this week's alcohol-free episode (i.e. Tommie could not attend), Patrick and his producer/husband Steven welcome back returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, examine dead dogs at Jamestown, follow the Old Danish Pointer, wish a Happy 86th Birthday to actress Dyan Cannon, say goodbye to Dame Vivienne Westwood, Pele, and Barbara Walters, and good riddance to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, discover Utah, become mesmerized by World Hypnotism Day, name their favorite fictional political films, and gripe about holiday traffic and the X chair.

In this special end-of-the-year episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest and Long Island comedian Kristin Danko, and discuss the Norfolk Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Denzel Washington and John Legend, lament the passing of rapper/singer Maxi Jazz, celebrate the Endangered Species Act, do a shuffle for National Card Playing Day, test their memory of 2022, name their favorite entertainments of the year, and Tommie and Kristin share CVS-related gripes.

Patrick and Tommie took a break for the holidays, so there's no new episode this week, but here's a holiday message for their friends, fans, and followers.

In this week's holiday episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest Ernie Wolfgang, and discuss Xmas tree decorating, go for a sleigh ride with the Mackenzie River Husky, remember actress Patty Duke, feel fishy about bouillabaisse, celebrate the signing of the Respect for Marriage Act, answer holiday trivia questions, and name the Xmas songs they hate.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at a Florida man expressing his canine love, laud the Labrador Retriever, eulogize actors Bob McGrath and Kirstie Alley, remember Pearl Harbor, examine the recent COVID, flu, and RSV surges, debate the Supreme Court case of the website designer against same-sex marriage, take a ride on the Bullet Train with Brad Pitt, laugh at QAnon, and name their favorite villains from Christmas films and TV shows.

In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick are joined by producer/husband Steven, and discuss a dog shooting a man, coo over the Kai Ken, test Tommie's knowledge of all things Steven, mourn Irene Cara and Christine McVie, moo over mousse, examine the effects of the Supreme Court's recent gun law ruling, debate the physical beauty of fascists, hold their nose at the scent of (Elon) Musk, Tommie tortures Patrick with math, and name their favorite queer characters in non-queer films.

Patrick and Tommie took a break this week, but here is a compilation of edited material from previous podcast episodes. Not that it's necessarily bad material, we just didn't have room for it. Just sit back and enjoy!