In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie make monkey faces at the affenpinscher, congratulate RuPaul, get iced over Rudy Galindo, discover what the James-Younger gang ate for breakfast before an ill-fated bank robbery, cheer the judge who barred an insurrectionist from office, get an education in school board elections, preview an old documentary about a forgotten gay icon, take a look at the Billy Eichner-Joel Kim Booster non-spat, and, in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, name their five favorite Hispanic artists and performers.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss a dog virus outbreak, flush out the history of Commodus, hail Mikhail Gorbachev, take a look at the first film to use the word "homosexual," take a powder on Diatomaceous Earth Day, judge a failed effort to ban queer books in Virginia, welcome the premiere and cancellation of new segment Five Minutes with Audra, and dance on Lauren Boebert's head, climaxing with a review of Patrick's Facebook suspension and Holocaust humor.

In honor of reaching their 50th episode, Tommie and Patrick and producer/husband Steven welcome back their former guests Sheilah Barksdale, Kristin Danko, Indy Johnson, Melanie Lipton, Bryce Powell, and John J. Steele, Jr. for a celebration. Among the cocktail banter topics were the podcast's origins, the correct use of the word "treacle," a re-hashing of the Mamma Mia brouhaha, not feeding Kristin, dick pics, who sent the first dick pic, Generation Jones, sounding butch, and sounding like Viola Davis.

In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes returning guest Bryce Powell and new guest Indy Johnson, wherein Indy educates Patrick about axolotls and roller derby, they tip their coonskin cap to Davey Crockett, discover what Robert De Niro films our guests have missed, go "oink" over Animal Farm, pay their last respects to Liz Cheney and the death of the Republican Party as we knew it, investigate the link between Eddie Izzard and Joan of Arc, give a first-hand education about transgenderism and gender non-conformity, and name their favorite artists.

In this week's episode Tommie surprises Patrick with a special guest: his friend and up-and-coming Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko, wherein they open up about shut-down dogs, salute Herbert Hoover, sing about Ronnie Spector, celebrate the legacy of Olivia Newton-John, pray for the patron saint of flaming fingertips, take a plea on pleading the Fifth, search for answers in the Mar-A-Lago search, flush the Trump toilet photos, and Tommie lauds the Janet Jackson documentary (again). They also examine Mike Lindell's warning about voting machines taking over the world, and name their five favorite concerts.

In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss old dogs, celebrate the music of Connie Converse and Tony Bennett, laud the life of actress Nichelle Nichols, learn about the patron saint of the Golden Girls, stare in wonder at the Kansas referendum results, jeer at InfoWars host Alex Jones, admire Neil Patrick Harris' buttocks on his new Netflix show Uncoupled, laugh at Representative Lauren Boebert's latest lunacy, and name their five favorite stand-up comedians.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs at parties, celebrate the career of Norman Lear, say a prayer for Rev. Troy Perry, get animated over Bugs Bunny, drink a toast to National Scotch Day, celebrate Steve Bannon's conviction, examine Christian nationalism, laugh at the amazing number of people saying stupid things this past week, and name their favorite summer movies.

Tommie returns in this week's episode, wherein he and Patrick discuss the joy of dog sitting, celebrate Dame Diana Rigg, look to the stars for the first lunar landing, get frank over National Hot Dog Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, mow the lawn with Dr. Oz, and name their favorite summer beverages, including Tommie's epic saga about a certain type of tea.

In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back his buddy Ernie, wherein they discuss Patrick's recent health drama, take a look at Sirius (the star, not the radio service), salute Sir Patrick Stewart, learn about the NYC Draft Riots, extol the virtues of the French fry, go ape over monkeypox, review the latest 1/6 House Committee hearing, discover what they're missing on television, and sing about their favorite summer songs, while Ernie learns that no good deed goes unpunished.

We were supposed to record an episode in Cherry Grove, but as the saying goes: man plans, God laughs.