In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder where to place the dog when away on vacation, waffle over National Waffle Iron Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, strongly dissent from the most recent Supreme Court decisions, learn some shocking developments at the most recent 1/6 hearing, review a local production of the play Clybourne Park, and name their favorite queer performing artists.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie throw the book at the Smithtown Library, scratch themselves over flea and tick season, have fun with Cyndi Lauper, get mighty real with Jimmy Somerville, lament Judy Garland's passing, drool over onion rings, Tommie stands on one leg to test his mortality, they look at the latest Supreme Court ruling on religious schools, wonder what happened to Texas Republicans, laugh at former Congressman Steve King, discuss Patrick's favorite screen kisses, and Tommie closes out the episode with the epic re-telling of an emotional crisis involving double-parking.

In this episode, Tommie and Patrick talk about their marching in the Long Island Pride Parade, bringing your dog to large public events, the talents of Neil Patrick Harris, Smile Power Day, the week in anti-queer violence, the Tony Awards, Kim Kardashian and the Dress, and the virtues of Cherry Grove.

Tommie returns in this episode, where he and Patrick kick up sand over dogs at the beach, put on their marching shoes for the Long Island Pride Parade, say doubleplusgood things about Orwell's 1984, look at the bright side of Upsy Daisy Day, issue their ruling on the attack on Justice Brett Kavanaugh, preview the House 1/6 Committee hearings, review the new Fire Island film, and name their 5 favorite fictional queer characters.

In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven talk to EastLine Theatre Co-Artistic Director Danny Higgins about upcoming productions of Shakespeare and an Oscar Wilde adaptation, sweat over the dog days of summer, sing the praises of certain lesbian chanteuses, get angry over the persecution of trans people in America, drool over Who Killed Sara, lament the sad demise of Grace and Frankie, name their favorite queer figures in history, and examine Patrick's gripe with the state of men's glutei maximi.

In this episode, Patrick and Tommie hoe a row over dogs and gardens, sing the praises of Beverly Sills and the wonderful puppeteer and film wizard Frank Oz, nerd out over Geek Pride Day, dry themselves off with Towel Day, scratch their heads over the Supreme Court, firearms laws, and the state of the nation, applaud gay student activist Zander Moricz, debate Ricky Gervais' recent Netflix special, stand up for police in uniform in Pride parades, and contemplate the sex lives of the inhabitants of Gilligan's Island.

In this episode, Patrick and Tommie salute the last liberal Republican, laud the films of director Frank Capra, look back at the Laramie Project, examine the man behind the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, celebrate the return of the Kids In The Hall and Canadian humor, and name their favorite museums.

In this episode, Patrick and Tommie meditate on the Zen of dogwalking, sing the praises of Irving Berlin, contract and release over Martha Graham, say hello to Dali, salute the Land of 10,000 Lakes, issue a health warning on the danger of crossing Patti LuPone, feel flabbergasted over further Florida fascism, look at some local theatre, and name their favorite Jewish-American comedians.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at dog behavior and stereotypes, kvell over Jewish-American Heritage Month, become radiant babies over the art of Keith Haring, lament the death of a Swedish national hero, look at Tommie's antipathy to Star Wars Day and birds, name their favorite famous Jewish-Americans, and take a long, hard look at THAT U.S. Supreme Court draft decision that's about to set off dynamite to American jurisprudence.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie share hostile encounters while dogwalking, pay homage to Coretta Scott King, take a swing at Babe Ruth Day, pray for sanity on the Supreme Court, go skin-deep on the Johnny Depp defamation trial, shed some light on Harvey Fierstein's Torch Song, listen to Donald Trump warn us about the dangers of thrown fruit, and name their five favorite jazz singers.