In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the Grand Rapids shooting, probe the problem of pets and cannabis, celebrate 420 Day the only way it can be celebrated, titter over testicle tanning, rue the rise of anti-queer laws, get dizzy over Disney's battle with fascist Florida, banter about the new Batman film, name their favorite stoners, and Tommie gripes over Patrick's lack of one.

In this sacredly profane episode, Patrick and Tommie cheer the capture of the NYC subway shooter, explore exactly why chocolate is bad for dogs, salute National Scrabble Day, take a look at Jesus' busy schedule during Holy Week, applaud a cheeky queer teen activist in Florida, gasp at the Jimmy Savile documentary, and name their favorite board games.

In this week's episode, Tommy and Patrick jazz it up with Stanley Turrentine, live long and prosper on First Contact Day, get schooled on further Florida fascism, take a ride through A Strange Loop, extol the virtues and intellect of Lauren Boebert, and name their favorite jazz musicians. Most of their names, anyway.

In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick to talk about alternative affectionate pets, laud Lucy Lawless, become mesmerized over the Copenhagen hypnosis murders, salute Vietnam War Veterans' Day, dissent from the latest Supreme Court shenanigans, and get punchy over this year's Academy Awards.

In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome guest Daniel Higgins, and talk about pet names and Daniel's latest theatrical projects, wax rhapsodic over Stephen Sondheim, hold court on the Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation hearing, review Daniel's trip to London's West End, and celebrate National Agriculture Day by naming their favorite farmers.

In this episode, Patrick and Tommie give an update on animal rescue efforts in Ukraine, celebrate the Notorious RBG, mind meld over World Contact Day, go plotz over the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and West Side Story, and perform a song-and-dance over local theatre.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss bear fur, Captain Jonas Grumby, International Women's Day, the Florida "Don't Say Gay" Bill, and their five favorite women in history.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about saving pets in Ukraine, the Salem witch trials, National Pig Day, war crimes in Ukraine, and lots of People Saying Stupid Things.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie let sleeping dogs lie, spill the tea on George Washington, look back at Black History Month, get schooled on Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, and name their favorite African-American actors.

In this extra-long, special episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the 1000th podcast download, with their guests Sheilah Barksdale and Matthew Rosenberg, co-directors of the Lynn Nottage play Intimate Apparel at EastLine Theatre on Long Island. They talk about the play, African-American involvement in local theatre, cannabis edibles and kids, Sarah Palin v. the NY Times, trucker convoys, the gaspacho-eating Gestapo, and their favorite African-American actresses.