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  • Episode 010 - Poop Snuggle

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    New super accurate phaser by the wand co came out just as I am preparing to cast mine. So… why am I making it??

    Fear of words. Don't tell me I can't use the word "hate". It has it's place. Some ppl ban it completely.

    Work: Don't ask me where someone is that sits near me. How the f should I know?!

    What’s got your goat?


    Hammond:

    issues I would have thought we would have outgrown by 2014 - specifically racism and sexism

    Voice over Internet Phone - as primary format- Network goes lose not just computers, but phones too.

    Flooding - House floods again. Yard gets torn up again. Our Builders are amazing.

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive:


    Darrell: Found great chicken-cilantro wontons at Trader Joes. Very low fat - ate 2 bags in 2 days. Feed me those forever.

    Hammond: New Macbook Pro - Rediscovered GarageBand and recording Stick Practicing

    THE BARFBAG:


    Amy

    Mark

    Keith

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    EXIT:


    @thetreknerd on Twitter This Week in Trek. TMS’s Stump a Trek Nerd

    @jhammondc on Twitter Beyond the Playlist with JHammondC

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  • Episode 009 - Starting Over Every Two Weeks

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    New movie “Lucy”. Morgan Freeman states a blatant falsehood that we only use 10% of our brains. It’s the premise of the entire movie & is as stupid as telling me the Earth is flat.

    Nobody pisses me off more than me. Mostly for not listening to my own common sense (Sunburn).

    Charging for photos at conventions.

    What’s got your goat?


    Hammond:

    People who study the Mcdonald’s Menu… or fast food places in general.

    trying to support local business, but they don’t have what you are looking for

    The “I’ve heard so much about you”

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive:


    Darrell: Sunburn stopped itching.

    Hammond: getting feedback on what you do - that is not from family - New Macbook Pro! and GC Flask from Joe the Flask Guy!

    THE BARFBAG:


    Sean McLean: You know what gets my goat? Cashiers that talk to the other employees that is not work related while they're checking me out.

    Jeffrey G: Yeah. Nobody wants to hear my crackly voice squawking, so I'm writing in.What grinds my gears? Restaurants that clearly have their own vast and spacious parking lots, but they *require* valet. It's one thing when he eatery has little or no parking and they have to park remotely. But when the valets only need to run 50' to get your car, and then expect a fat juicy tip? I know it's really the restaurants' fault and not the valets', but that really gets my goat.

    Mary from Twitter: Hates her own voice but sounds wonderful here!

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    EXIT:


    @thetreknerd on Twitter This Week in Trek

    @jhammondc on Twitter Beyond the Playlist with JHammondC

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  • Episode 008 - Post Nerdtacular Grumps

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    A) People that think they’re funny and are uppety about it.

    B) People who are pushy & presumptuous to hang with the cool crowd even though they’re anything but cool.

    A & B

    What’s got your goat?


    Hammond:

    Not showing pricing/menu at cell phone/cable places. it make me want to deal with car salesmen.

    people who try to involve themselves where they are not needed/or wanted - neighbors, eavesdroppers, etc

    Solicitation callers -

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive:


    Darrell: The girl from Same Sex Mary wanted a photo with me!

    Hammond: listening to the Double Clicks- they have a gift for saying important things in really good ways. listening to my 5 yr old sing “Nothing to Prove” was amazing

    THE BARFBAG:


    Barry has 3 grumps. 3 minutes. We’ll stop and comment as we go.

    Natasha 1:54 (worried about how she sounds)

    Rod in the UK 1:10

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    @thetreknerd on Twitter, This Week in Trek


    @jhammondc on Twitter, Beyond the Playlist with JHammondC

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  • Episode 007 - Live from Nerdtacular 2014

    Many Many thanks to Todd Gnomewise Whitehead and Alpha Geek Radio!!!


    Thanks to Snowbird and all of you fine people who joined us, both live and delayed on the podcast.

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    Don’t say "Bless you" when I sneeze. You are not the pope & even if you were it wouldn't stop me from sneezing.

    Star filters on astronomical photos. NASA even does this.

    Home showers built at chin level.

    What’s got your goat?


    Hammond:

    buying light bulbs.

    Haven't pooped since Tuesday

    Cell Phone/cable packages and Plans - why so complicated. I thought buying combos at the theater was weird math. Show me what I can get as a new customer and as an old. some unfluctuating menu.

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive:


    Darrell: Screwed up an aluminum part for the phaser that was hard to make. Started over & it turned out fantastic. Could do no wrong the rest of the day.

    Hammond: I’m at Snowbird Participating in N14!!!!

    THE BARFBAG:


    Live grumps/Q&A

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    @thetreknerd on Twitter This Week in Trek


    @jhammondc on Twitter Beyond the Playlist with JHammondC

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  • Episode 006 - The Mp3 Show!

    Episode 006 - The Mp3 Show!

    Last episode before N14. We will both be there.

    Error Correction! Cara, Twitter: I'm grumpy because Darrell forgot to explain the "stare" part of the 3 Gym S's! ;D Don’t stare at me, or even worse, at yourself in the mirror.

    Explain recording/release schedule a little bit - why - how -etc…

    The response to the call for MP3’s was amazing - you guys like us - my mom was right. we are special. :-)

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    Parrots do not, and never have, said “Brawk” every time they talk. EVER!! I’ve owned parrots of all kinds, big & small since 1980.

    Should veganism be forced on kids? I can't decide. So I'm only half grumpy.

    Saw a graphic asking why Star Wars fans & Star Trek fans can’t coexist. Whoever made that is neither!

    What’s got your goat?


    Hammond:

    Crowd Funding - Too many friends. worried about hurting feelings.

    Kids movies that scare or teach my kids to be scared. - Katy perry movie the perfect movie .

    People who still treat cell phone calls as special. Taking a call when peeing, looking to make sure people see you talking or talking loud. It's not as cool as it once was.

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive out of a Negative:


    Darrell: Building a phaser (an escape)

    Hammond: Finding joys in small things. Personal successes and accomplishments. Found a show on Hulu Called Booth at the End. my daughter “misses TV the Way it was”

    THE BARFBAG:

    MP3s from listeners:


    Gary the Curmudgeon2

    Felicia

    Hanna “Hank” Wilkinson

    AND THOUSANDS MORE

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    @thetreknerd on Twitter


    @jhammondc on Twitter

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  • Episode 005 - Corporate Love

    Show # 005 - Corporate Love

    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:

    Darrell:

    Why do weathermen apologize for bad weather?!?!

    Telling an applicant that they're overqualified. Oh so I'm going to become homeless cuz I'm too good for you??

    Delivery services that don't ring the bell or knock, then leave the next day pickup slip. I’ve watched them run up, place the note then run away.

    Hammond:


    Information/media/truth/fiction/manipulated/ not knowing where to go or who to trust for information….

    Java asking if I want Ask.com EVERY UPDATE! - Software updates

    Honesty/Kindness/altruism

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive out of a Negative:


    Darrell: Unannouced SW changes that break things - makes me fix stuff.

    Hammond: My goal to be nicer and more positive in my life - Sears part duex- My wife got a phone call from the Vice president of Sears - Wait til you hear this...

    THE BARFBAG:


    MP3s from listeners:

    [clip] No clips - We are very let down. I wish I lived in a Rainbow World with Unicorns and fairies like all of you folks.

    We’ll now accept Tweets. Grumpily. @grumpycast

    Twitter:


    Scott L on Twitter: “I keep getting mail from [local Ford dealer] wanting to buy my car, makes me not want to buy a new car from them ever again.

    Darrell: I gave blood once. Never again cuz they hounded me every day for months after that until I finally called them & told them to F-off.

    Hammond: I gave blood once and they sent me a letter saying I was either an alcoholic or had some liver disease - I was 14. Freaked me out. Found out. I have one enzyme that is just high all the time on me.

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    @thetreknerd on Twitter This Week in Trek


    @jhammondc on Twitter Beyond the Playlist with JHammondC

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  • Episode 004 - Not Unnatural

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    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Darrell:

    "That's not natural" - Everything humans do is natural.

    Gym gripes. Sit Stink Stare, heat, twitching slightly.

    Hammond:


    Dr's, and others expect you to be on time- but it's alright if their late to serve you.

    places that treat you as if you’re guilty of something even though you have done nothing wrong. TSA, Pharmacy, Bank, etc.

    Questions at stores/gas pumps- phone numbers/email/rewards cards/

    THE TURNAROUND: This week’s Positive out of a Negative:


    Darrell: Oops

    Hammond:.Fred’s suicide… talk about it a little…. Your interactions with people are important. /Cord Cutting - weird experience.

    THE BARFBAG:

    MP3s from listeners:


    [clip] 01:06 Gary the Curmudgeon

    Twitter:


    Angela - People who drive slow in the passing lane on the highway!

    KenP - How long does a checkout line have to be to open a new counter?

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    EXIT:


    @thetreknerd on Twitter

    @jhammondc on Twitter

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  • Episode 003 - ShakyCast

    Episode 003 - ShakyCast

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    WHAT’S GOT OUR GOAT?:


    Darrell: Fake Twitter followers. I use an app to get rid of fakes: twitblock.org

    Pretentious Shaky-cam

    Slow walkers

    Why is the new Star Wars cast photo in b/w?? This isn’t 1907.

    Hammond:


    Public stores that do not have public bathrooms

    Games that bug me about spending money

    why is it a big deal when I get left alone by my family?

    THE TURNAROUND:


    Darrell: Some spammer has been putting me in their from field and sending to people in my to list. Made me change passwords & go into high security mode.

    Hammond:

    Thoren: gethuman.com - type in a company’s name & get a zillion contact phone numbers to real people.

    THE BARFBAG:


    MP3s from listeners

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    @thetreknerd on Twitter


    @jhammondc on Twitter

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  • Episode 002 - Simplicity

    Show Notes:

    Crappy problems & little things that bug us:


    Darrell:

    Facebook should be renamed Fakebook.

    Kids birthday bags

    Hate means you want something to die. Do not use with people.

    Hammond:


    Simplicity

    Direct answers

    K’nex Roller Coaster

    THE TURNAROUND:


    Darrell: We give GOOD gift bags!

    Hammond: I was able to teach my oldest daughter a couple of lessons.

    THE BARFBAG:


    MP3s from listeners: Ken P.

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    EXIT:


    @thetreknerd on Twitter

    @jhammondc on Twitter

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  • Episode 001

    Show Notes:


    Crappy news of the week (in our personal lives):

    Darrell’s 6 week washer fiasco

    Hammond can relate Kenmore Elite My ricketty left knee.

    Making a positive out of a negative:


    Made a podcast

    met some very nice repairmen - Stacy gave one herbs from our garden.

    Topic of the Week: Car Repairs


    Our gripes - finding people to trust… and knowing what really has to be done when.

    bbb

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    Darrell: @thetreknerd on Twitter


    Hammond: @jhammondc on Twitter

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