Guaranteed Adventures

Welcome to the first Adventurers' Briefing!

We will use this quick show to update you all on our upcoming adventures, any changes to the podcast, and any other big announcements.

Listen to this one, as we have a lot of updates!

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Our Links:

• Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it on the show!

Come join us at The Table and help us tell the best family-friendly stories possible!

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures!

In this episode of The Warranty, the Adventurers discuss our holiday special, reminisce about closed-down toy stores, callbacks to previous adventures, and the collaboration with Rhett from "Stack O' Dice"!

STARRING

• Seth Guthrie as the GM
• Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
• Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
• Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
• Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (⁠⁠@StackODice⁠⁠)
• Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort

Our Links:

• Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Part 2 of our special holiday-themed TTRPG episode, 'A Christmas Wish', takes you on a thrilling adventure with a group of teens as they embark on a mission to deliver a Wish Dragon egg to the town mall! It's a fun and festive tabletop role-playing experience from Guaranteed Adventures!

Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast! Listen to the entire episode to hear some bloopers!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

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Cast

• Seth Guthrie as the GM
• Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
• Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
• Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
• Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
• Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

• Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

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Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

• Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
• Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
• March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
• Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
• Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay 
• Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
• Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
• X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
• Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

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Cast

• Seth Guthrie as the GM
• Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
• Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
• Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
• Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
• Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

• Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
• Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

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Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

• Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
• Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
• March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
• Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
• Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay 
• Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
• Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
• X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
• Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
• Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

In our finale, the scobras are attacking, and the group finally meets the voice they've heard in their heads. With an epic ending to our story, you'll leave wanting more.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

[Disclaimer] There is one description of gore at (15:18)-(16:37). There is a monster that attacks Doug and stays on Doug's face. Feel free to skip it if you would rather not listen to Dale's description of the attack.

Things are not slowing down, and the creatures come with passion and hunger. Join Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they try to divert the oncoming wave of animals while also wrestling internally with their part in the story. This is the penultimate episode of FALLEN, with the finale coming on 12.18.2023.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

As Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg encounter a beast in the cave, they learn that the desert isn't as deserted as they initially thought. But they haven't even begun to meet the creatures that await them and the war party.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg continue exploring the cave system that the troupe recently discovered. Choices are made, and eternal consequences will be had.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion, and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them.

STARRING

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits