Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about coffee, reddit, fact checking, paying taxes, shaving, Jimmy Kimmel, The Shield, love classes, AI girlfriends, turning office buildings into apartments, Bob Odenkirk, tv censorship, and finally improv is wonderful.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben do a new concept idea where they cover their futures with apropo pull quotes, such as defrauding gorillas, vampire mites, safe living spaces, the BBCBS, how social media and banks will be around forever, thomas jefferson wrote the declaration of independence in 1492, it’s an honor to have your date used to train AI, improv 401, Bert and Ernie predating Siskel and Ebert, the comedy duo archetype, Ben on Almost Live, Weapons, Chicago weather, and L train safety.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about how Ben isn’t feeling well, the AC, the GudeLaurance video at Spin the Bottle, the Chicago murder rate, city subreddits, the national guard sending troops from red states into blue cities, taco trucks, what Paul did on his staycation, American Ninja Warrior, Roswell and alien contact, Lincoln as Eeryore, and finally Beforeigners.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about The Lazarus Project, porn shop horror stories, unsupervised Gen X kids, the gov’t sending troops to Chicago, the Arnoldverse, Superman, Dune, and finally John Cena and coffee.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about their live performances, bathroom habits, Big Water, the apple watch, AC repair, stand up comedy, Spin the Bottle, Reggie Watts, improv, memorizing lines, and finally the fruit of the loom cornucopia.

Today Paul and Ben talk about how long they’ve been podcasting, psychics, improv, the Border Patrol showing up to Gavin Newsom’s presser, dying in an earthquake, Project Safe Neighborhoods, home repairs, getting your doctor season body ready, shower gel, riding a bicycle backwards, and inefficient equations.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about The Lazarus Project, all of the streaming services, what social media we’re on, The Front Page of the Internet, Paul’s new diet, the Texas legislative fiasco, the new Spinal Tap movie, face blindness, Naked Dead Guy, the new rules at City Museum, the Pacific Science Center dinosaurs, Woodsy the Owl, Agenda Benda, who will succeed trump, who will the democrats run if we’re able to have free and clear elections in 2028, and why white supremacy is not doing well.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the upcoming Spin the Bottle, Paul’s facial hair, Zotz, diet Big Red, people doing improv, Ben’s scratched floors, the government paying off ICE agents’ student loans, the Tariff rebate, billionaires going to space, and finally dog food.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben are openly hostile to the audience while Ben works on other work while recording the show, losing work in this economy, health insurance, improv classes, appearing too to the youths of today, Nine Inch Nails and Tron, Jared Leto, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, the Skydance Paramount merger, the Annex retreat, houseplants, Ozzy, Hulk, Malcolm & Chuck, one of Conan's head writers, the House avoiding the Epstein vote, filler episodes, The Hidden Fortress, Justified, the Chicago Bean.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about laundry day fashion day, Happy Free Slushie Day, scrolling on your phone, losing control of your limbs, a new listener to the podcast, bubble tea, baseball cards, the Mister T cartoon, Rocketmen, rice cookers, indifferent to viewers, what comes after the HBO static screen, spoilers for the Parallax View, ICE merging with ATF, Dept. Q, and finally “keep your nose clean.”