Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why Ben does not use an electric shaver, Mila and Ashton, Paul’s colonoscopy adventure, a pro-tip on how to drink the prep fluid, using AI to revamp a proposed diet, what future life will be like, carbo loading, and a very important program note.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Paul’s upcoming colonoscopy, losing weights, the dentist, The Onion’s Sex House, re-reading books, raccoon and wasps, the physics of the mirror, Flatland, when you born and when you truly die, the war, the president’s shoes, improv class, and finally marking one’s territory.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why Edward is on the show today, Total Recall, The Art of Course Acting, being prepared as an Actor, interactions with the neighbors, surveillance, Flock, Claude, diets, The Pitt, Charlie Sheen is alive, Eric Dane passing away, Bodies, and inside jokes between movie characters.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about dieting, reducing screen time, doctors visits, lazzis, old jokes, Wild Palms and Details magazine, Bugonia and Save the Green Planet, canceling twitter, cosplay, and finally cringe moments.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben discover how to podcast for the 521st time, the YouTube algorithm, breaking habits, earbuds, commercials and music videos being the pinnacle of art, AI videos masquerading as non-AI videos, ICE not getting paid, the new Naked Gun, the Committee of 300, the technical instructor, Mike Doughty and Janine, the Gambler murders, and finally seeing the future in entrails.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Pam Bondi’s contentious congressional hearing, Artis the Spoonman, Costco, Pop’Ums, The Digital Underground, being on the spot, the 2016 Illinois primary, flooded houses, James Acaster, improv, 10,000 hours on stage, Bruce Lee, the Broadway Jimi Hendrix statue, the Winter Olympics, and Roswell.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about strange noises, Love in a time of zombies, spoilers for Watchmen, internet costs, what they would do in an ICE encounter, the new Fantastic Four movie, and other things.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about coming back from Kenya, The Fine Arts building in Chicago, eating Ethiopian food with your right hand, memorizing songs, M*A*S*H, The Chair Company, Lucy Darling the Magician, and finally reworking our performances.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about what goes on behind the show, MASK shared universe with GI Joe, Dinoborts, how much water AI uses, adverts infiltrating all of our lives, ar glasses, the uprising in Minneapolis, it’s going to get worse before it gets better, and finally, therapy.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about cat butts, the non-transferable peace prize*, Greenland, David Bowie, the Clinton’s testifying, alphabetical band names, more of a business guy, Nero the Assassin, Physical Asia, group IQ, GWAR covering Pink Pony Club, and finally laugh tracks.

*Ben realized later he said Pulitzer Peace Price, and not Nobel. Whatever, it happens. Keep it wrong!