“What color uniform does that cattle guard have on?” That question—posed by a confused Connecticut visitor—perfectly captures the wit, charm, and Texas-sized storytelling that defines Kent Hance.

In this Greatest Hits edition of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, we’ve curated some of the most unforgettable moments from past episodes. From political camaraderie across party lines to the invention of the drive-thru window, Kent’s stories are as insightful as they are hilarious.

You’ll hear about:

• Babe Schwartz, the liberal senator who was friends with Kent despite their political differences—and the time he rushed to buy a gun after receiving a death threat.
• The origin of the drive-thru window, thanks to a clever McDonald’s manager in Arizona solving a military base dilemma.
• Kent’s campaign trail tale involving President George W. Bush, a Mercedes with Connecticut plates, and a cattle guard that made it all the way to the front page of The New York Times.
• A cautionary lesson on alcohol and the send button, and why Kent always slept on angry letters before mailing them.

This episode is a masterclass in storytelling, Texas history, and the kind of humor that sticks with you long after the credits roll.

🎙️ Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the podcast, this episode is the perfect entry point into Kent’s world of unforgettable characters and timeless lessons.

🗣️ Notable Quotes

• “Do not drink and hit send. You’ll regret it. I just promise you.”
• “The reason you file the gun sight off is so when they stick it up your rear, it won’t hurt so bad.”
• “American ingenuity will always find a solution.”

This episode features stories from Kent Hance himself, former U.S. Congressman and Texas Tech Chancellor, whose decades in politics and public service have given him a treasure trove of tales. His ability to blend humor, history, and humanity makes him one of the most compelling voices in Texas podcasting.

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