“If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, would the world have been without sin?”

That’s the kind of question only Kent Hance can pose—and answer—with a straight face and a Texas-sized grin.

In this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Chancellor Hance takes listeners on a wild ride through politics, history, celebrity gossip, and good ol’ fashioned common sense.

🔑 Key Moments & Themes:

• Middle East Peace Talks: Kent breaks down President Trump’s unconventional negotiation style and why it might just work.
• Drug Boats and National Security: A fiery take on Venezuela’s narco-trafficking and the controversial use of military force.
• Atomic Bomb Debate: Revisiting the decision to drop the bomb in WWII—was it justified?
• Government Shutdown Woes: Real talk about paycheck-to-paycheck military families and political grandstanding.
• Celebrity Tipping Habits: From Elvis Presley’s $5,000 generosity to “No-Tipping Pippen,” Kent dishes on who’s classy and who’s cheap.
• Stupid Criminals & Stray Pets: A thermos in an unexpected place, a coffee-loving monkey, and a cross-country traveling cat.

 

💬 Memorable Quotes:

• “If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, Boudreaux and Marie would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.”
• “Make it as hard to get welfare as it is to get a building permit in Austin, Texas.”
• “No-Tipping Pippen. That’s what they called him.”

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“What color uniform does that cattle guard have on?” That question—posed by a confused Connecticut visitor—perfectly captures the wit, charm, and Texas-sized storytelling that defines Kent Hance.

In this Greatest Hits edition of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas Podcast, we’ve curated some of the most unforgettable moments from past episodes. From political camaraderie across party lines to the invention of the drive-thru window, Kent’s stories are as insightful as they are hilarious.

You’ll hear about:

• Babe Schwartz, the liberal senator who was friends with Kent despite their political differences—and the time he rushed to buy a gun after receiving a death threat.
• The origin of the drive-thru window, thanks to a clever McDonald’s manager in Arizona solving a military base dilemma.
• Kent’s campaign trail tale involving President George W. Bush, a Mercedes with Connecticut plates, and a cattle guard that made it all the way to the front page of The New York Times.
• A cautionary lesson on alcohol and the send button, and why Kent always slept on angry letters before mailing them.

This episode is a masterclass in storytelling, Texas history, and the kind of humor that sticks with you long after the credits roll.

🎙️ Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the podcast, this episode is the perfect entry point into Kent’s world of unforgettable characters and timeless lessons.

🗣️ Notable Quotes

• “Do not drink and hit send. You’ll regret it. I just promise you.”
• “The reason you file the gun sight off is so when they stick it up your rear, it won’t hurt so bad.”
• “American ingenuity will always find a solution.”

This episode features stories from Kent Hance himself, former U.S. Congressman and Texas Tech Chancellor, whose decades in politics and public service have given him a treasure trove of tales. His ability to blend humor, history, and humanity makes him one of the most compelling voices in Texas podcasting.

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📣 Episode Description:

"What happens when a child raised in poverty, by a mother who couldn’t read, becomes one of the world’s most admired neurosurgeons?"

In this powerful and inspiring episode, Kent Hance sits down with Dr. Ben Carson, former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and world-renowned pediatric neurosurgeon, to explore the extraordinary journey of a man who defied every odd.

Dr. Carson shares how a TV game show inspired his decision to apply to Yale, and how a fellowship in Australia prepared him to become Chief of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins by age 33. From performing groundbreaking surgeries—including hemispherectomies and intrauterine procedures—to leading HUD with a mission to promote self-sufficiency, Carson’s story is a testament to resilience, faith, and the power of education.

Key Moments & Themes:

• Early Life Challenges: Growing up in Detroit and Boston, facing poverty, family trauma, and academic struggles.
• Mother’s Influence: A third-grade education didn’t stop her from instilling the value of reading and discipline.
• Faith & Personal Responsibility: Carson’s rejection of victimhood and embrace of personal accountability.
• Medical Breakthroughs: First-of-their-kind surgeries, including saving conjoined twins and operating on babies in the womb.
• Political Shift: From being one of CNN’s “100 Most Admired People” to being excluded after entering politics.
• American Cornerstone Institute: Carson’s post-HUD initiative focused on four foundational principles—Faith, Liberty, Community, and Life.

Notable Quote: "If the grass is greener on the other side, don’t look." —Kent Hance "God does not distribute talent based on race." —Dr. Ben Carson

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🎧 Episode Description:

“What if the experts were wrong about you?”

In this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent dives into the world of college football, where talent, grit, and a little bit of luck can turn underdogs into legends. With his signature wit and wisdom, Kent unpacks the seismic shifts brought on by NIL (Name, Image, and Likeness) deals and the transfer portal, and how they’re rewriting the rules of the game.

From the overlooked quarterback who went from zero offers to beating Alabama, to the Hall of Fame journey of Drew Brees—who was once told he’d never make it—Kent shares stories that challenge the status quo and celebrate the power of perseverance. You’ll hear about Wes Welker’s rise from being “too short and too slow” to becoming a Pro Bowl legend, and the unlikely journey of John McTier from Little Elm, Texas, to the national stage.

Along the way, Kent sprinkles in classic Texas humor, unforgettable characters like “Buck”, and a few laugh-out-loud tales from his college days. He even shares a hilarious story about a billionaire whose football accolades grew taller with every introduction—proving that in Texas, legends aren’t just born, they’re made.

Memorable Quote: “If you spent all your time getting even in politics, you’d never get anything done.”

Whether you're a die-hard football fan, a lover of great storytelling, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen.

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📘“If you're going to lie, at least organize your story.” Ever heard of a college exam where the deciding question was “Which tire was flat?”? In this Greatest Hits episode, Kent Hance delivers a masterclass in storytelling—blending humor, wisdom, and life lessons from decades in politics, education, and Texas culture.

From narrowly dodging the Enron scandal thanks to sage advice from Trammell Crow, to the unforgettable tale of Tentoes Johnson and the legendary rivalry between heart surgeons Dr. Denton Cooley and Dr. DeBakey, Kent’s stories are as insightful as they are entertaining.

Listeners will hear:

• Why Kent turned down a seat on Enron’s board—and how it saved him from legal chaos.
• A hilarious negotiation over a BMW that turned into a tag-team hustle.
• The clever exam question that exposed three students trying to cheat.
• Dr. Cooley’s bold courtroom declaration: “Yes, but I’m under oath.”

Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the podcast, this episode captures the essence of Kent Hance’s storytelling brilliance—where every tale has a twist, and every lesson sticks.

👤 Host Background:

Kent Hance is a former U.S. Congressman, Texas Railroad Commissioner, and Chancellor of Texas Tech University. Known for his sharp wit and unmatched storytelling, Kent brings decades of experience and Texas charm to every episode.

💬 Memorable Quotes:

• “If you don’t understand what they’re doing, it’s either crooked or you’re not smart enough to do the deal.”
• “Which tire was flat?”
• “Yes, but I’m under oath.”

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📌 Episode Description

“Is a poll only as good as the person reading it?” That’s the question Kent Hance poses as he sits down with renowned pollster Mike Baselice, whose data-driven insights helped reshape the political landscape of Texas and beyond.

In this compelling episode, Kent and Mike dive deep into the art and science of political polling, revealing how numbers can tell stories—and sometimes even predict the future. From Mike’s early days in engineering and real estate to becoming a trusted advisor for figures like Rick Perry, Phil Gramm, and Carol Strayhorn, this conversation is packed with behind-the-scenes anecdotes and strategic revelations.

Listeners will hear:

• How micro-targeting and consumer data revolutionized campaign strategy.
• The story behind the Orvis Manual and its role in flipping Southern legislatures.
• Why voter turnout, not population, is the key to accurate polling.
• The impact of Trump’s endorsements and how they reshaped Republican primaries.
• A hilarious tale about Drexel University’s NCAA debut and a misinformed Louisville player.

Mike shares memorable quotes like:

“It’s better to have one guy hate your opponent than twenty who like you.” “We don’t base polls on population—we base them on who actually votes.”

Whether you're a political junkie, data nerd, or just love a good story, this episode offers a rare look into the mechanics of modern campaigning and the personalities who drive it.

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📌 Episode Description

“What’s the most important issue facing you and your family?” That’s the kind of question pollster Mike Baselice has asked thousands of voters—and the answers have shaped campaigns, policies, and even history.

In Part Two of Kent Hance’s conversation with one of America’s top political pollsters, listeners are taken behind the curtain of polling strategy, campaign messaging, and the evolution of Texas politics. From diaper cream marketing to multimillion-dollar statewide races, Baselice shares how data drives decisions—and how wording can make or break public opinion.

This episode dives into:

• The power of phrasing: Why “school choice” polls 20 points higher than “vouchers.”
• The Rick Perry vs. John Sharp race: A career-defining moment with a last-minute turnaround.
• How polling has evolved from landlines to micro-targeted cell phone surveys.
• The changing demographics of Texas—and why it’s still not a purple state.
• Behind-the-scenes stories involving Dick Morris, Charlie Wilson, and Trent Lott.
• The impact of media headlines and how they can distort the message.

Baselice offers memorable insights like:

“We’re like coaches in the booth—calling plays based on what works, not what we feel.” “Polling isn’t about population. It’s about who actually votes.”

Whether you're a campaign strategist, political junkie, or just love a good story, this episode is packed with lessons, laughs, and legacy moments.

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📘 Episode Description

"Is it really news if it’s not sensational?"

In this compelling episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent dives deep into the evolution of modern media, the rise of Fox News, and the shifting landscape of political communication. With his signature wit and storytelling charm, Kent unpacks how headlines are crafted to grab attention, why sensationalism dominates the news cycle, and how Fox News went from a startup with an $80 million budget to a $14 billion media powerhouse.

Listeners will hear fascinating behind-the-scenes anecdotes, including Kent’s ride on Marine One with Congressman Ralph Hall, who quipped, “As a freshman congressman, I’d have to say something really stupid for them to run with it.” Kent also shares insights into Roger Ailes’ strategy to make Fox a populist network and the clever tactic of paying cable providers to carry their programming.

From polling strategies and campaign advertising to the impact of social media on presidential communication, Kent offers a masterclass in how media and politics intersect. He even touches on quirky stories like aggressive driving habits, nickname lore from his hometown of Dimmitt, and a man in South Korea who called the police over 1,600 times in four days.

🔑 Key Moments & Memorable Quotes

• “If it bleeds, it leads” — the mantra that shaped sensational news.
• “We report, you decide” — and how Fox News flipped that narrative.
• “You’ve got a year to get over it” — Kent’s take on defamation lawsuits.
• “I’ve met all 96% of aggressive drivers in America” — a classic Kent one-liner.

🧠 Themes Explored

• Media bias and trust
• Political strategy and polling
• The influence of cable news
• The evolution of presidential press access
• Humor and humanity in everyday stories

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What do you do when your Levi jacket falls into an outhouse—but it’s got a sausage biscuit in the pocket? In this Greatest Hits episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Chancellor Hance delivers a masterclass in storytelling with a curated collection of his most unforgettable tales from recent months.

From outhouse fishing and tornado survival strategies to courtroom drama and entrepreneurial disasters, Kent’s stories are packed with humor, wisdom, and Texas-sized charm.

You’ll hear:

• 🐴 A cowboy proverb that reminds us all: “There’s never been a horse that can’t be rode…”
• 💔 A divorce case solved by bathroom scale data
• 🎣 A Levi jacket rescue mission involving a fishing pole and an outhouse
• 💸 A redfish investment gone wrong—twice
• 🎂 How a surprise birthday cake won over a powerful businessman
• 🌀 Tornadoes, cellars, and the power of prayer
• 🛢️ Lessons from JB and Frank’s Texaco and the art of answering the phone
• 💰 Why simple accounting might save your business from fraud

Memorable Quote:

“Have you ever seen a bumper sticker on a Bentley?”

Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the podcast, this episode is a perfect entry point into Kent’s world of wit, wisdom, and West Texas grit.

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📘“What happens when you hang up on the First Lady—twice?”

In this unforgettable episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent dives into a whirlwind of stories that span politics, parenting, and peculiar medical diagnoses. From the halls of Congress to Little League fields in small-town Texas, Kent shares heartfelt tributes, hilarious missteps, and cautionary tales that only he can deliver.

The episode opens with a moving tribute to Glenn Hunt, Kent’s longtime chief of staff and “the best employee I ever had.” Listeners will hear how Glenn’s dedication, humility, and leadership shaped Kent’s career and mentored future leaders.

Then, Kent shifts gears to share a jaw-dropping story about Don Regan, former White House Chief of Staff, who made the mistake of hanging up on Nancy Reagan—not once, but twice. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well.

Other highlights include:

• A bizarre divorce case involving witches, curses, and a $5,000 crystal.
• A Little League tale that ends in an unassisted triple play—and a lifetime pitching ban.
• A doctor who diagnosed “bo-weevils” in a very unexpected place.
• Kent’s reflections on parenting, sportsmanship, and the importance of staying until the last play.

With his signature wit and wisdom, Kent reminds us that “a problem is a chance to do your best,” and that even the strangest stories carry valuable lessons.

🧠 Guest & Context

While this episode doesn’t feature a traditional guest, it centers around Kent’s personal experiences and reflections, including stories about Glenn Hunt, Don Regan, and colorful characters from his past. Their relevance lies in the broader themes of leadership, humility, and the unpredictable nature of public service and small-town life.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• “A problem is a great chance to do your best.” — Duke Ellington (quoted by Kent)
• “You’re not elected, you’re appointed. You didn’t have to walk through La Mesa with me passing out cards.”
• “Corpus isn’t that big… if it were Houston, that’d be a real problem.”
• “Don’t hang up on the First Lady. Twice.”

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