Gutter Trash

Recorded on December 24, 2009.

Trudge along with us.

Wrapping up 2009, Jason and I bring you this special bonus episode – the second of three – as we review Warren Ellis and John Cassaday’s epic Planetary. We discuss issues 10-18, plus the Planetary/Batman crossover. This is truly one of the worst episodes we’ve ever recorded, so make sure to check out Episode 58 to balance the scales with one of our best. Anyhoo, we also talk about MTV cartoons, Mario Van Peebles, Highlander, and handshake etiquette.

Planetary Special No. 2

Music by Black Wolf Fight and The Beastie Boys.

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Planetary Special No. 2 / Time – 51:06 min. / File Size – 23mb

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Recorded on December 22, 2009.

It’s the show that’s not good for anyone’s mom.

While I honestly think this is our strongest show yet, it’s our weakest sound-wise. Sorry. But to make up for it, Jason and I invite our friend Joe Grunenwald – King of all Flash Knowledge – to be a guest on the show and help us review the Korean mash-up film, Save the Green Planet. We talk about comedy pointing, airline food, the Legion of Super-Pets, repetition, comedy pointing, airline food and the Legion of Super-Pets.

Happy New Year to all of our listeners, I hope it’s been great for you, and thanks for supporting us in ’09. We’ll see you on the flipside of 2010 – The Year We Make Contact.

Episode 58: Save the Green Planet

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.

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Episode 58 / Time – 82:58 min. / File Size – 38mb

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Recorded on December 24, 2009.

Merry Xmas, motherfuckers!

On this special bonus episode – almost live! – we bring you holiday cheer wrapped up in a blanket of spite. We talk about presents, comics, movies, and loved ones. We discuss our plans for the holiday, Patrick Swayze and Family Guy. We talk about the movie “Gaylien” (Gay Alien) and dead celebrities that I can’t bring myself to give a rat’s ass about. Angry! Snow! Fuck it! In all seriousness, we hope you have a great holiday, and enjoy the show if you’re starved for entertainment.

A Very Gutter Trash X-Mas 2: Jesus’ Revenge

Music by Austrian Death Machine and Black Wolf Fight.

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Gutter Trash X-Mas / Time – 63:40 min. / File Size – 29mb

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Recorded on December 17, 2009.

Merry Christmas!

This week on one of the worst episodes we’ve recorded, Jason and I review the Image Comic Chew, by John Layman and Rob Guillory. Jason and I express our love for our own podcast, each other, nerdy shit, retarded & offensive humor and breakfast at night. The ghost in my apartment nearly breaks the show and I detail just how easy it is to derail the conversation. Jason is a carnivore when carnivores are outlaws and trades pez for body art. Have a happy holiday, everyone, no matter your beliefs or unbeliefs.

Episode 57: Chew

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Supersuckers.

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Episode 57 / Time – 73:11 min. / File Size – 34mb

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Recorded on December 6, 2009.

Hamlet up the dumper!

This week Jason and I review Scotland, PA, starring Christopher Walken and can’t figure out when it was made. We expose ourselves as the illiterate morons we are, discuss Big Lots/Odd Lots and the joys of shopping for christmas gifts there. We debate babaganoush versus goulash, remember rock ‘n’ roll trading cards, more mullet talk, and I declare “Idiocracy” to be the scariest horror film ever made.

Episode 56: Scotland, PA

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Operation Ivy.

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Episode 56 / Time – 75:41 min. / File Size – 35mb

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Recorded on November 30, 2009.

I’m such a fuckin’ asshole.

This week on Gutter Trash, we review Marian Churchland’s graphic novel Beast, and I go off the rails on a slander train. I don’t really mean it, but it just happens. We also discuss art and creativity – or the lack thereof – and tackle such issues as my shitty neighborhood, and pick up where left off on last week’s episode, Brotherhood of the Wolf.

Episode 55: Beast

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Iron Maiden.

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Episode 55 / Time – 63:03 min. / File Size – 29mb

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Recorded on November 26, 2009.

It’s a strange podcast, let’s keep it that way.

On this special bonus episode – the first of three – we review Warren Ellis and John Cassiday’s epic Planetary. We discuss issues 1-9, plus the Planetary/Authority crossover, as well as our usual Gutter Trash antics that veer wildly off-topic, like Slayer vs. Slaughter, the secret origin of Snake-Eyes, the rules of Christmas decorations, Pink Floyd and my close family friend The Rock.

Planetary Special No. 1

Music by Black Wolf Fight and The Beastie Boys.

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Planetary Special No. 1 / Time – 65:00 min. / File Size – 30mb

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Recorded on November 22, 2009.

Spoilers! This show is not about werewolves.

On this week’s episode of Gutter Trash, Jason and I review the French historical drama/martial arts/monster movie Brotherhood of the Wolf, which absolutely has no werewolves in it, either. We also talk about Thanksgiving, and I learn what a vegetarian eats for that particular holiday and am disgusted. We also talk about Mark Bagley, getting our own laugh track like the Car Talk guys, and I want a kitty.

Episode 54: Brotherhood of the Wolf

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Girl Talk.

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Episode 54 / Time – 78:59 min. / File Size – 36mb

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Recorded on November 15, 2009.

Jeph Loeb!

On this special Thanksgiving episode of Gutter Trash, we give thanks to Jeph Loeb and the many hours of comedy he has given us over the course of our first year as podcasters. As a token of appreciation, we review one of his good books, Daredevil Yellow (Yaredevil?), with Tim Sale and promise to never discuss him again. Unfortunately, my inner continuity nerd rages about inconsistencies with regular Daredevil lore. We also discuss, at length, farting on animals. Also make sure to check out this week’s featured musician, the band Vlor at silbermedia.com

Episode 53: Daredevil Yellow

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Vlor.

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Episode 53 / Time – 80:39 min. / File Size – 37mb

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Recorded on November 8, 2009.

Why was Grace Jones ever famous?

We review the 1986 Grace Jones horror comedy, Vamp on this week’s episode of Gutter Trash, and I wish I would have vetoed it. It may be a bad movie, but it’s far from a bad show as Jason and I get political and argue over the issues of the day, such as carpet, albinos and furries. We also talk eBay and Ohio based serial killers, and reveal just how much it would take to whore ourselves out. And finally, the worst song we’ve ever played on the show. Seriously how was she ever famous?

Episode 52: Vamp

Music by Legbone, Black Wolf Fight and Grace Jones.

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Episode 52 / Time – 80:40 min. / File Size – 37mb

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