Gutterballs

Adam's pop-clutching adventures, Adam's tapioca fatstuffs spilling out of his thumbmeat, Brad's parallel lines meeting in infinity, why Adam should never makes movies, more proof the Titular Lebowski is in league with the Nihilists, the hidden cost in flaming cars of higher education, deliberately shittifying your film, we debate whether or not Marty is a hack, the genesis of the Abide, and more questions for the Lebowski T-Shirt Challenge!

Juicy Fruit misconceptions, juicy bits, major license plate numerology, movie safety, cavalier jokery, helicopter accidents, a space monkey joke, how Pierre Boulez relates to the Titular Lebowski's limousine, Karl Hungus's very glamorous work vehicle, the Brad abides, Slates for Sarah, more quiz questions, and adventures in self micturation.

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License plate numerology

Juicy Fruit commercial

Twilight Zone helicopter accident

Slates for Sarah

Pierre Boulez

Monkeying Around (Two Different Kinds)

Whipplesque Kickstarter projects, yes man toadie-type guys, Veronica Mars/Lebowski crossovers, The Dude's black hole mouth shapes again, no chewin' cord, arthroscopic sweatshirt surgery, contact lens horror, a Lindsey Lohan update, a surprise drink spill, and why Brad sometimes looks as uncomfortable as Brandt.

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Veronica Mars Lebowski References Supercut

Lindsay Lohan has water war with Jimmy Fallon

A mention of T-Bone

Why is a minute divided into 60 seconds, an hour into 60 minutes, yet there are only 24 hours in a day?

see what scares Brad really, really badly

The buzz of experience, flipping the geographical and expectational scripts, how to pronounce "experiment," 26.5 years of swearing sobriety, a very doggy neighborhood, the physics of drink stability, tips and tricks for private dicks, Camilo isn't wearing pants, a 4 ton tile car, and a rotting leafy baby mulch vomit face.

A familial shout out involving ribs and a veggie burger, fancy brads, truematic stints to reset your filmic street cred, kevin spacey vs. the dude commercial vo off, aged now-undecipherable slang, rotoscoped fake bras, the unvarnished truth about Stevie B.

The sad news about PS-Hoff. Brad's word-noises are like waves crashing onto the shore, guerilla feminist art installations in JCPenney, the Grand Illusion album cover, a curiously orange sidelight, the magically rotating remote, wardrobe malfunctions, Lindsay Lohan's 75,000 dollar two-piece fur coat saved by an NFL player, and prepare yourselves for a competition of epic proportions.

Early life coal-based adventures, early Clooney, englman germish, Carel Struycken, creamer fallacies, two decade delay periods, fauxrnication, diminuitivized Helgas, an obverse strike plate, critical ash mass, retarding the incorporation, Adam's daughter turns the Lebowski tables on him, we close the book on the porno/porno preferred nomenclature, and Star Wars bibliographies.

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Carel Struycken

Viper Probe Droid

Battle Mighty Maude, BTro, The Warriors of the wet streets, Crank Super-fandoms, Motorhead confusion, Brad Chev-Chelioses out again, the effort required to create bad porn-style shots in a major motion picture, the preferred porn(o) nomenclature, a geyser of thirstings, levitating motorcycles, the Kahlua position.

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The Dude And Maude reunite in Seventh Son

Motörhead - Ace Of Spades

Maude - "Battle Mighty"

Brad and Adam are joined by special guest Laura to talk about Beyonce's game of linguistic telephone with Maude Lebowski, getting down to cases, the cognitive pressure cooker model of The Dude, how WFMZ and Christopher Cross relate to Styxlove, Vlad's hat, an argument over Maude's living arrangements, and pre-vagina chin setting.

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Fisk and Fern | paper and household goods

Beyoncé Sampled the French Version of The Big Lebowski

Styx on Regis and Kathy Lee

The most popular card game in the Old West - origin of the phrase "let's get down to cases"

Brass Tacks

It's raining men! Why are asphalt streets in the movies always wet? Brad and Adam struggle to answer listener mail.