GuyCast Hero #1's back and we did a marathon episode. You get an hour and a half of Jeff's checkered past, our theory's and methods for rating and dating women, foursome etiquette, and some really, really gay rating of one another towards the end of the show when the drinking really gets ramped up.

This is pretty self explanitory. If you don't know what this one's about, then you probably can't read. And are hence, probably not reading this. So why would I even write this for a guy who can't read? I don't have time to be sitting around writting long winded descriptions for episodes that will never be appreciated, either because of a crippling learning disorder or by your complete lack of respect for the educational system. Fuck you, you unappreciative jerkoff.

The Dynamic Duo of Other Jeff and Josh the Mad Jew Scientist join us for a pair of shows tonight. We start with a little bit of chat about Christmas, Global Warming, and a man who gets his butthole sewn shut. I suppose that list should seem a little odd, but giving the context of this show, I guess it's not really. We finish up with a man who commited suicide with a chainsaw. Fuck. Yes.

Tired of the cramped spaces on board airplanes? All you gotta do is put like, 3 or 400 pounds, and now they have to give you an extra seat for free! I don't know about you, but I'm looking into industrial sized containers of crisco and home delivery IV equipment. My Chrismas flight to florida's gonna be awesome.

I have four things written in front of me that describe this show. Stick 'em up (I believe that's the opening music we chose), one night stands, ten steps for a one nighter, and Die Hard. I don't really remember anything about any of those. I hope it was good. Assuming I was there.

We open up today with some hypotheticals such as Would Adam fuck a hooker for free? And where exactly does Adam's moral compass point? Also, after eight years, someone finaly took a shot at bush. Unfortunately, it was only with a shoe. What are you gonna do?

Good news boys! A new study says foreplay is over rated! That's right. No more spending all that time with kissing and touching. Just get her pants off and go right for it! And when your girlfriend asks you why you're trying to fuck her without even making eye contact, you just tell her "It's science baby!". Now, the bad news is, that same study says that while you don't need to spend more tim eating box, you do need to actually have sex for, on average, a full 15-20 minutes. Which, let's be serious, it might has well say a day and a half.

The Maryland Terrapins continue to break the hearts of our GuyCast heroes. Things have changed a bit in the GuyCast pick 'em results. And finally, GuyCast gets the inevitable e-mail from a black listener about Tristan's racial diatribes.

Tristan saw Quantum of Solace over the weekend and still has no earthly idea what the title fuckin means. We talk a little about the new Star Trek movie, and quite a bit about video games. The new XBox dashboard etcetera. Man, we are huge nerds. Anyway. Enjoy. We'll be back with two more shortly.

Other Jeff continues his stay at GC5, and even Susan joins us for a little bit. Please forgive her folks, she gets mean when she's drunk.