We saw Zak and Miri. We review the official website of the fleshlight. And then we recall one of the most horrifying tales to happen in real life.

The GuyCast election special. Just like CNN only with more swearing. And drinking. Come to think of it CNN would be alot better if it was just Wolf Blitzer swearing and drinking. Listen to me. Just full of ideas and no ambition or follow through. And that's why assholes still rule the world.

Congrats to the Phillies...the only thing to come out of Phillidelphia in 25 years. Besides a movie about AIDS starring Tom Hanks. But who wants to be known for AIDS?

What if you could erase the more painful moments of your life? Would you? Has this topic already been discussed ad nauseum by a critically aclaimed Jim Carey movie? You be your ass. Does that stop us from talking about it here? Fuck No!

It's been coming for a long time. Sorry you had to wait so long. The sound quality on Guycast is now near perfect (IMHO). Oh yeah, and it's been three years since the birth of GuyCast. As always, thanks to all of you who helped us get this far. Enjoy.

Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.

Other Jeff joins us for an episode of odd questions, wierd hypotheticals, and a little bit of discussion about what would inspire a smokin hot 24-year-old blonde to bang the likes of Hugh Heffner, besides the obvious alure of his ancient, wrinkly balls.

NFL Pick 'em update, traffic chat, among other things. Enjoy.

You ever watch a high fashion show, and realize that your having a hard time getting a hard on because all the models look like they're either young boys, or suffer from a crippeling eating disorder...either one is a distinct possibility. The good news is, things are starting to change.

9/11, The greatest movie quotes of all time. And preparing for one of the greatest movie sequels of all time.