What are those lil animal guys even made of. No one really knows I guess.

In this looser-than-usual episode, those crazy guys talk about surviving the world's most dangerous situations as well as how to be the coolest middle schooler in town and busting out beyblades in the adult world. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

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five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve... one hundred and forty six (gasp)

In this episode, Calvin and Nick travel back in time. Or forward in time? It's hard to tell. They also discuss when you're tall and when you're not, and smash some world records (possibly one, definitely got another one in the bag in the future). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

Also, thank you for a year and a week :)

This is a feed drop of a concept podcast tentatively titled "Passing Through Nothing: A Philosophy Podcast Project," celebrating the spontaneity of our most meaningful conversations. This episode features Gabe Goeddeke and Nick Ericksen discussing hope in a rain tunnel located in the forest of Norwalk, Wisconsin as well as the allegory of the cave in a cave located on the banks of the St Croix in Stillwater, Minnesota. 

Happy one year of Guys in Hats, everyone. We are so thankful you've all stuck around for a year, and will be back at full health soon to give everyone the party they deserve.

All these bad bitches say they love me, I already know

In this episode, Calvin and Nick record via Zoom. The audio will continue to improve as we work on the visual medium. They discuss how to become exceedingly wealthy and explore the darkest corners of human desire. Also, Calvin raps about being married. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

Calvin's had some bad luck on that front.

In this episode, Calvin records inside a tin can. Also, the guys discuss South Dakota, stand-up comedy, and one of the greatest Claires in history. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

Nick decided to go spend the week in the lovely state of South Dakota so Calvin is left alone to scramble this week. He brings on his friend Trey Te who is making his podcast debut. They discuss fast food slogans, late-night snacks, and much more on this week's episode of Guy's in Frats. (Unlike last week, this episode certainly is not the cleanest). 

There has been an attack and you are a suspect. 

Calvin is being a cross-country simp these days, so Nick has invited Cincinnati Ohio's own Clare (you know, the Clare) to cohost this week's episode. In this episode, Nick and Clare discuss how to make baseball better, how one's personality is based off of how they approach the Dum Dum mystery flavor sucker, and whether Ohio or Minnesota has contributed more to our society. All this and more on this week's episode of Nick and Clare and not Calvin in Hats (they're not). Also, by sheer coincidence, I do think this is our first ever clean episode. Wow. 

Obligatory Michael Cera and Lil Nas X invite

The grind begins again next week, but for now, enjoy this experimental, low stakes, mini episode.

In this, our most experimental episode, Calvin and Nick invent the new hit segment That's My Clare from the ashes of the proposed segment I Need A Bad Pitch. It is a story of creation, destruction, and Claires/Clairs/Clares/Clayors. All this and more on this week's episode of the Guys in Hats loosely segmented comedy podcast. 

Sorry Richard, there's some terrible Canadian accents in this ones.

In this episode, Nick helps Calvin write a paper, both boys tap into their northern side, and Nick and Calvin both come up with the same segment independent of each other. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.

Michael and Lil Nas, join the party, friends. 

You can catch us smoking that 50/50 w33d paprika blend all day long.

On this episode, Calvin and Nick are reunited after two long weeks. They think about thinking about thunk thinkers, very much connect with the stoner culture they are very much a part of, and ask the age-old question: Was that funny, Ava? All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

Michael Cera please, I'm begging you

See Nick's show April 22, 23, 24, at z.umn.edu/freshscenes