Does your girlfriend have a boyfriend? I hope so. If not, a difficult conversation may be ahead of you.

We are now entering into what historians will undoubtedly call "The Mono Period" of our program. Is Nick's voice a small fruit made up of pink seeds? Because he's sounding like a RASPberry (that's funny shut up). 

In this episode, Nick does the first of, presumably, many gross mono things, Calvin explains his latest grift, and both guys enter into a spirited debate on breakfast cereals. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats.

Bow down to this landmark scientific discovery.

In this episode, Calvin has officially settled into California except for the ever-droning sound of Ikea furniture being made. Nick quizzes Calvin on California stuff and they test their ability to bring a revolutionary office product to market All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.

Calvin is mid-move, so we thought this was the perfect opportunity to post our first-ever best-of compilation to celebrate the new year and six months. We will be back with an all-new episode next week :)

I worked my audio editing magic, but just know that only Calvin's microphone was on for the first half of the show.

Calvin Moves out to LA next week, so the boys had to do something special for his final in-studio episode in a while. In this episode Calvin, Nick, and Gabe recreate the first ever GIH segment and partake in a discussion of magic theory as well as a pretty tight shower harmony. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats.

You better not be on the naughty list, or his powerful horns will eat you.

In this episode of GIH, Calvin and Nick name their possible successors in case of death. They also brainstorm last-minute Christmas present ideas and rewrite some of the world's most beloved Christmas cinema classics. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.

Get Will F on the line, we've got the perfect movie for him.

In this episode, the guys enter an expansive comedic dreamscape where they talk about very random things in perhaps the most loosely segmented comedy podcast episode since episode one. Talking points include Lil Yachty, TikTok, and comedy Gladiator. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

Drop your favorite Home Alone movie in the comments. If you can't find the comments, look harder. 

The gator says "eeeuughgygeh!"

In this episode, Calvin and Nick go on a detoxifying journey and embark on a journey to the ~past.~ They also finish reciting the greatest story ever told by any person ever. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats.