Guys, We're Screwed

Guys, We're Screwed

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  • 160. No Public Restroom
    As Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "It is an energy field and something more. An aura that at once controls and obeys. It is a nothingness that can accomplish miracles." Oh, and "Well, hello there!"As David struggles with Covid brain-fog, the Guys spend this episode going through the top issues of the week. C*** Destroyers, ear wax, TERFs in media, and finally, New York, New York: the city that never shits.Apologies for the episode quality. David's power went out about 10 minutes into the reco...
    1 hr 8 min
  • 159. Three Little Abductions
    The Guys are here, and the truth it out there...wait that makes it sound like we're liars. No, the Guys AND the truth are out there...and in here, I guess.Do aliens exist? Are they actually out there? What exactly do they want with our butts?David and Sean checking in with a good ole-fashioned alien episode for you. However, instead of diving into one abduction, we're dealing with three separate encounters. Sean breaks down the stories and makes a believer out of David...or does he? I guess y...
    50 min
  • (Patreon Preview) 158. Vote and Die
    The Guys are back in town.Hey everyone. In this episode, the Guys discuss navigating a post-red line world. What is there to say? Well, there must be something, because this episode is an hour long. We tried to keep this episode light by exploring Sean's expedition into the headquarters of the Arizona bourgeoisie. Somehow, the conversation transformed into getting rid of the Supreme Court, but you'll have to listen to find out how!Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/...
    4 min
  • 157. LaMDA
    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?Alright, hey, everyone. Sorry for the question. Just had to make sure that ONLY HUMANS can access our show. It's like a captch...
    58 min
  • 156. The Dyatlov Pass Incident
    Privet, Comrade! And welcome back to Guys We're Screwed. Pop on your ushanka and grab your tupperware of stroganoff, because we're heading to Mother Russia!We're keeping communism (mostly) out of the conversation this time. Join us as we dive into a mystery that plagued Russia for more than 60 years. This time, we are talking about the Dyatlov (die-yet-lov) Pass Incident.In 1959, nine hikers were met with brutal, and ultimately, mysterious deaths on the side of a mountain named Silent Peak. T...
    1 hr 5 min
  • 154. Mind-Body Dualism Pt. 2
    Hey, hey it's the Guyskies! We're just Guyskying around!We're back with part two of Mind-Body Dualism! What really is this whole thing about? Where is the evidence? What are the (very convincing) arguments against this idea? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out!Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]
    1 hr 15 min

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Any and every way the world could possibly end, and how you can survive or prepare to say goodbye.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]