Guys, We're Screwed

Just when we think we're out...the content pulls us back in.Hey everyone. Who's ready to get all philosophical and junk?That's right. This week, your three favorite Guys are diving deep into the brain matter at hand: Mind-Body Dualism. In this introductory episode, Sean takes us into the heady concept and maps out the basics. David doesn't really get it, but he doesn't really get a lot things, tbh. What is your brain doing right now, and what does it have to do with what your body is doing? N...

Hello dudes, dudettes, and non-binary duders.I Hate The 90's is BUSTING out of the patreon this week. IHT90s is a lot like our regular episodes, only EXTREME and RADICAL flavored. Today, we are talking about the wild world of 90's tech. As seasoned Old Guys, we discuss some of favorite products and innovations of the penultimate years for the new millennium. Our discussion ranges from conveniences products to toys to world-changing technological breakthroughs. David even manages a politi...

Well hello there, everyone.That's right, GWS, the most blue-collar podcast to have ever existed, is back and we're here to school you on Union Busting. We move out of the violent years and into the psychological era.How was capital able to brainwash an entire country into fighting against their own interests? We'll dive into the issue today.Speaking of which, make sure to take the "Which GWS Guy Are You" quiz at the bottom of this description! Just click on the Patreon link and sign up!...

Fresh off our failed attempt to start a Podcasters' Union and demand more from our bosses (you), we're back. And we've something to say...Hey buddy! Missed you! Gosh it feels great to work here!America has union fever! Starbucks, Amazon, all the bad guys are losing left and right. Didn't they used to be better at this kind of thing?Well, let's find out! This week, the Guys discuss Union Busting. We go over the origin story of this super villain and get all the way up to the New Deal. What is ...

Content Warning: a cricket is brutally torn asunder on mic in this episode.Hello everyone,A day late, but NOT a dollar short. We're back to break down some of the hottest stories on the web. We have the correct takes on the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. We give Vladimir Putin his final ultimatum. And finally, David becomes a crypto guy.Also, you MAY hear a cricket in the background at certain points. They have taken over David's house, but Super Editor Sean did his best to cut through the no...

Turn your brain chips up all the way for this one, people. We need to make sure that ALL of our listeners are healthy enough to handle what we have to tell you.We're diving into the hot new trend of BIOHACKING. To prepare, we all got the Elon Musk brain plug and we've only had three unprovoked acts of violence each. So far, so good.What exactly is biohacking? What counts? Pacemakers? Speed enhancers? The saline injections I get twice a month so that I always look ripped??? How can we possibly...

Keep your politics out of my video games!Before gamergate, incels, death threats, labor violations, and even before GTA V, the video game industry was in real trouble. There were no princesses to save. People were throwing out their Ataris in disgust. E.T. was a wanted man (kind of), and his sentence was DEATH.Then, the 1990's happened, and changed everything.In this episode, the Guys talk about their favorite games from their childhood. They cover the advancements made in video game technolo...

Hello everyone.Trust us, we are just as surprised as you. We avoided talking about this for so long because we didn't want to get owned online, but when the president of one of the countries in a conflict asks you to get involved, you've got to step up. And that's exactly what we did.We also discuss sentient toilets and black hole hairdos, and make incredibly sophomoric points about social media. But we sure have fun doing it. What the heck is President Zelenskyy doing on r/gonewild? I guess ...

The Rent Is Too Damn High! No, seriously though, it is ridiculously high. Like, criminally high. Like, we're about to have an exponentially larger problem than we did before.Hey everyone. Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the End of the World. Today, the Guys take on the dreaded topic of Inflation. This was a tough one because it's hard to tackle a supernatural force that no one has any control over, but they certainly tried.What is inflation? Why is everyone on the news talking abo...

We came to chew bubblegum and post a patreon episode. And we're all out of bubblegum.Hey everyone. Thanks for your patience. Sean and David are back from sunny (actually pretty rainy) San Diego and we knew that one of the very first things we had to do was come through for our patrons. And we tried. We really did. Just didn't work out.Just kidding! In this episode, we discuss our boy Elon, war criminals writing love letters to each other, and Joe Biden's ominous prophecy about empty food shel...