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Oh hey there, don't me mind, just droppng off your content, right on time.This one is a doozy, folks. The Guys are diving back into the hazy WWII era, but this time, it's Sean handling the time machine. Okay, just to be serious for moment, here's a content warning: this episode contains acts of violence and depravity that may not be suited for all listeners. There, so just uh...consider that.In this episode, the Guys take on Unit 731 of Japan. This group performed many experiments to "te...

Hello fellow tech heads!Are you PUMPED that Elon Musk was Time Magazine's Person of the Year? We sure are! He is one EPIC SIR!We were so excited that we decided to look at the history of Time Magazine's poor decision-making and go through the list, starting from the very beginning. We've got businessmen. We've got Presidents. We've got Prime Ministers. We've got...well, a whole of bunch of men because Time magazine didn't start awarding women until much, much later.Join us on this inaugural e...

Happy Insurrection Week!That's right. Here at GWS Headquarters, we don't just spend a single day thanking our glorious patriots; we take a whole week! Shaman! Podium Guy! Desk Dump Dude! We salute you!Hello everyone. David and Sean are holding it down on this episode while Chris gets his life together in sunny California. This week, 2/3rds of the Guys discuss the year since the coup that came oh-so-close to reinstalling Trump. We also talk about current politics (boring!) and Sean wraps it up...

Happy New Year everyone!Chris is still out due to his cross-country move, but Sean and David are here to guide you through another moment in pop culture with Guys Re Viewed. This is a sub-series that is usually reserved for our Patreon subscribers, so if you like it...maybe check it out (hint hint).What would happen if this whole climate change thing went a lot...faster? Would anything be different? Literally anything?These are the central questions asked in Adam McKay's new dark comedy, Don'...

Ho Ho Ho! Meerrrrryyyyy Christmas! Have you all been good? What does Santa have here in his big old sack for all of you? Why, it's the apocalypse! Hurray!The Guys get down to the straight dope in this one. Chris talks about the differences in College Lyfe between the US and China. David doesn't bring anything to talk about but manages to keep talking. And Sean closes us out with different expressions of love throughout the different generations. So put your arm around your best sweetie-baby a...

Sean and David reporting for duty!It's dang old holidays fam, and we've got some crrraaazzzy schedules going on right now. New jobs. New homes. Did you all know this whole having a kid thing eats up a lot of your day?!?Still, we didn't want to leave you high and dry, so we're coming in with a news-style episode. What's going on in the world out there? Is everyone filled with the holiday spirit? No, not really, but we're here to help guide you through it!We're talking the three B's: Biden, Bil...

It's a news episode everyone! Oh what? You don't like that? Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry that three working men didn't have time to dive deep into a specific topic this week. Sorry that one of us is a teacher and new father and didn't have time to hold your hand and guide you through the history of lead paint. Sorry about that!Just kidding, of course. Join us as we discuss union news, pop tart boycotts, and smoking bans. It's a real barn-burner! (The fire in the barn was not caused by a cigarette). F...

What comes to mind when you imagine a futuristic utopia? Robots? Space travel? Elon Musk (lol)? What about an endless supply of kickass board games?In this episode, David and Chris go back to their Guys Re View roots and take a look at a science-fiction novel. Instead of tackling honest aliens and universe-ending events, this time we lounged about with Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism, The Book.The book we dove into was The Player of Games by Iain M. Banks, a part of his Culture s...

Welcome back, everyone. Please apply the electrodes to your testicles and we can begin.What happens if you task someone with harming someone else over and over again until you get the answer you want? Oh boy, and you thought your school years were torture! Today we are covering the Milgram Experiment: a really roundabout test involving electricity to scientifically prove that Germans are weird. Listen on as the Guys talk about ethics in research and debate whether or not the CIA was involved ...

Yes, we know that it's called Omnicron now. We chose the title before they changed it. They did not consult with us for whatever weird reason.Welcome back everyone. How was everyone's Thanksgiving? Did you eat Turkey even though it is "garbage bird that tastes like wood, no matter how you prepare it" (Sean)? We're back hot off of America's most recent genocidal holiday to talk about the world. In this episode we go into hugging animals, revolutionary sincerity, Biden's simping for pharma...