Had To, Got To, Must

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• Hammers
• Lake St. Clair
• All boots fried hard
• Adult acting
• Girl Dads
• Terrion Arnold charged with 8 felonies
• Dustin Poirier outburst
• Jared Goff's lackey
• Lavar Ball, Jelly Roll, and Divorce
• Bart Wayne
• Aubrey Huff homophobic rant
• American Dew
• Do you wipe after you pee
• Who's your favorite adult actor? (male)
• Quitting on the spot

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• Tom Schwartz Had To shoutout
• World Cup
• Sarah Arabic
• F1 talk
• Terry Crews Gooner Schedule
• Having no rizz
• Europeans smuggling/chugging ranch
• 5 Bosnians would topple Los Angeles
• Dad Moments
• 85 year old caught street racing smoking a cigarillo
• Was Eric Andre Show good?
• Confirmed Sex Haver's Day
• F Texas

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• Papa Johns Garlic [flavored] Sauce
• Aaron the Plumber plays Runescape
• Love Island sucks
• Victim Wembanyama
• Lil Wayne slander will not be tolerated
• Brett Favre Cameo
• Phil of the Future is an IDF soldier
• Knicks win The Finals
• Throwing a tomato
• Clapping when the plane lands
• Lewis Hamilton wins
• Remembering Tricia Kortes - Cake Kicker
• You can't go ghetto-brand on everything

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• Chudderbob Cooked
• Sharkleberry Fin
• Erika Kirk fan mail
• DL wants out
• #GamerMoment
• New sex store
• What happened to urinal cakes?
• Flair vs. Car
• Rich people got it so good
• Famous Border Collie with 1.5m followers stolen and eaten for $27

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• Sneaking your child in to the pool is the same as shoplifting with them
• Class of 2026
• Jerker's rights
• Trump Phone
• Jay-Z came out with an afro
• RC guys
• "I called the police twice"
• Nasty pet store
• Warren, MI
• Always agree with the Uber driver
• Shia LaBeouf if he was a budtender
• History of dookie
• Gun terminology
• Cody

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How many Chaldeans can screw in a lightbulb
National Enquirer
Draymond Green
Scott Steiner
Kars4kids
Writing a check is tuff
This guy can't stay out of jail
Ray J vs Supahotfire
Bring back the sex tape
Even More Skip Bayless
Hank Aaron

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Trevburg joins the show
Chud the Builder
Detroit Pistons
Paul Reed
Skip & Shannon
Cat talk
NFL schedule release
Bidet humor
Jersey Mike's story
Stealing soda
Daniss Jenkins disrespect

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• Little friends
• Jalen Duren
• Sleepy Floyd
• Recycling
• Busch Lite Apple
• $300 Audemar
• Send Help
• Why pirates wear eye patches
• Uncrustables
• The next water bottle
• Deepfake cuck
• Euphoria
• Working at the zoo

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• Diet Mtn Dew
• Pistons vs Cavs! (and other NBA talk)
• JPMorgan lawsuit
• Promposals
• Recognizing your partner's genitalia in a lineup
• Earl Sweatshirt JPEGMAFIA CrustBowl
• LIV Golf lost funding
• *Erika Kirk breathing*
• RIP Spirit Airlines
• Android
• Asking Epic Games to put me in easy lobbies

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• Thank you for rocking with us for 100 episodes
• Comments on adult videos
• Trump fake assassination attempt
• Conservative idols
• Russel Brand grape case
• Erika Kirk
• Jalen 'Jergens' Duren
• Klay n Meg

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