Had To, Got To, Must

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• Detroit basketball
• Gooniversary
• The Rizzler turned 10
• Knicks fans
• Hound Dog
• Austin saw Rodney Stuckey
• Jay Z sucks
• J. Cole went platinum with no FGs
• Jackass vs street interviews
• RFK Jr and the raccoon penis
• The prolific Had To podcast
• The justice system
• Donkey Kong vs. Kirby
• Alcoholism
• Giving your parents mushrooms

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• Best intros in rap
• New York opinions
• NBA playoff picture
• Video game question
• Why is anime so horny 
• Kurt Eichenwald 
• Wordle
• Duck hole
• Coworker music

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Sorry for Austin's audio echo, we didn't hear it during recording

• Schwinn vs. Mongoose
• Getting your bike stolen 
• Gucci Mane KIDNAPPED?
• Jay-Z halftime show would suck
• Our Detroit Pistons clinch the 1-seed
• Mario Movie (on drugs)
• Pizza
• Post-shroom depression

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• Sunday Red Challenge
• Instagram Live
• Kash Patel gooner files
• Born to Bowl
• Thanassis crashed interview
• Will Mario cinematic universe be like Avengers?
• Disney backs out of $1B deal with OpenAI
• Video game talk

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• Squishing bugs
• Chuck Norris is in Hell
• Sandlot and being a kid
• Never Back Down
• Hannah Montana album (2005)
• Logan Paul picked off Joe Burrow
• Hypocrisy of Jon Taffer
• 90 Days In
• Selling cell phones
• Indian dudes be like
• Calvicular and looksmaxxing
• Claw machine tech

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• Interview with Rhys from across the pond
• Super Mario Galaxy movie
• why is all the promo material for washing your ass?
• Yoshi's Boots - Timbs or Lugz?
• Doin' shrooms
• Racism amongst your own
• The conspiracy iceberg
• McDonald's = Xbox
• World Baseball Classic is turning everyone Dominican

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• Charlie Kirk's condition has worsened
• welcome to Highguard
• Jon Taffer commented on our Reel
• cody still in rotation
• Meeting Jergen's Duren and Palms Reed story
• Jergen's in general
• Maxx Crosby
• Ferrari
• The sad state of Uber today
• Austin's soda thief story

This week on Patreon we're playing Mario Golf Toadstool Tour.

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Austin couldn't make it this week so join Flair, Slims and Mark in our first ever Let's Play. Jak and Daxter is a 2001 adventure/platformer for the PlayStation 2.

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• Malik Beasley goes to Puerto Rico
• Cook Kills Himself on Job by Thrusting Head into Deep Fryer
• Our Detroit Pistons are #1 in the NBA
• The Lactation Aisle
• Super Bowl halftime show
• Jonathan Kuminga
• J.K. Rowling
• Epstein didn't mess with R Kelly
• Stephen A. Smith/Nick Fuentes debate is gonna go crazy
• New segment: Inmate of the Week
• Valentine's Day <3
• Austin's adult actor Mount Rushmore (male)
• Massage talk
• Gucci Mane - Retawded

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• Sharon Stone's bush
• Unc rock
• We are not watching the Super Bowl
• Bugonia = BoohBah?
• Chris Hansen was not in the files
• Uncslop
• Hyman
• Juul got shafted
• Had To Pistons Ultimatum
• Michael Irvin
• Lego is privately owned
• Paul Glantz
• Austin's forecast for Mario Movie
• Can you say it if...?
• You can't be fat and on drugs forever

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