SEASON FINALE AND YOU BET I TACKLE ABORTION not gonna let some fetus stand between me and my woke citizen of the year award or maybe i should have it and live a full life with pro life peter being his woman ITS TOO HARD TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS THE CHOICE THEY MEAN WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT PRO CHOICE please text me the answer

From Woke City's leading editorial team comes a deep investigative look at the finalists for this year's Woke Citizen of the Year award. Many have hoped to sit in these hot seats and debate amongst each other on social issues that hardly affect (most of) them, but only six can, and you can tune in now to hear who will screw up and tank their careers first, before Twitter gets to them. Will Astounding Ashley admit motherhood is wearing away at her sense of self? Will Twerky Tina share some sexy strip club stories that are also completely empowering? Will Arab Amirah... say something political? Stay tuned after the episode for scandalous secret recordings captured after the program.

that IS wedding bells you hear bc peter and i are getting married ALL YOU JEALOUS BITCHES CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR TURD TUNNELS I AM FINALLY HAPPY and none of you are invited especially shaven legs shawn whos once again trying to steal my spotlight YOU CAN RSVP NO and save yourself the humiliation of being turned away from the wedding of the century

in this episode i perform an EPIC takedown of a BAD FEMINIST BITCH proving i am the BEST FEMINIST BITCH and also shaven legs shawn has some drama down south with his daddy and i do mean father daddy but mostly i WIN thanksgiving dinner.

you think YOUR family is bad at least they FORCE you to sit down with them for thanksgiving mine didnt even invite me i had to spend it saving turkeys from genocide which NO ONE is paying attention to the aspects of this holiday that are MISOGINISTIC HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC ANTIANIMAL ELITIST

I AM FEUDING WITH SHAVEN LEGS SHAWN so do not listen to anything he says unless its about me and my FUEGO COLLABORATION WITH TWERKY TINA WHO REMEMBERS TITTY SLAP NOW a new jam is hitting the charts and its BETTER AND HOTTER AND 100% MORE FULL OF TITS

NO ONE TREATS ME LIKE PRO LIFE PETER DID AND GETS AWAY WITH IT youre not ready for my expose woke city fasten your sanitary pads and GET READY TO HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT ALL MEN

I am so grateful... TO MYSELF because I RAISED ALL THE MONEY I'm the baddest bitch in Woke City and F*CK YOU TO ANYONE WHO EVER DOUBTED ME

Shaven Legs Shawn wants to get in this now that we're only $1K away TOO LATE BLUBBER LEGS you're not hitching a ride to my wagon