Before they were the Refundables, they were just some idiots in detention.

It's Year 1 at Scrimore Academy, and Clyde, Ultrex, and Merlin have managed to land themselves in hot water with the one professor they absolutely cannot afford to cross, Professor Harwick, the no-nonsense PE teacher who controls the roster for the upcoming Scrimore Wrestling Tournament. Her terms are simple: clear the rats out of the cellar, come back up, and nobody misses the event.

Simple.

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The party heads to The Dirty Waffle to meet Ulrich's parents and they learn that something is off in Busy Town.

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After surviving a brutal glass scorpion ambush in the desert, the party limps toward the deceptively cheerful Busy Town of Richard Derry. What awaits them is a hyper-labeled genie metropolis, an overly chipper guard rotation, a looming festival, and Ulrich’s deeply inconvenient family history. Nothing suspicious here. Probably.

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With the mimics now prepped for war, it's time to hit the road. But as the crew rolls their magic handcar into the sun-scorched desert, they find themselves being stalked by something beneath the sand...

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With the mill ablaze, Goose Gang interrogates Fizzlepants about his motives.

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The Goose Gang confront Frizzlepants to finally get some answers. Drip gets hurt.

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The gang heads into the forest in the direction of the town's old mill. They hope to find Fizzlepants and get some answers for the recent string of murders.

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The gang's murder investigation gets even stranger when a second victim turns up, along with a single, mysterious metal cog. Between questionable detective work, overpriced mimic milkshakes, and Ulrich’s highly public bathroom choices, one thing is clear—this case is getting out of hand fast.

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The gang begin their investigation into the mysterious death of Trixie the mimic. Detective Skeet is on the job.

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After arriving at Whispering Pines our adventurers look for an authority figure to speak with about the prophecy, and what they can offer the town in return for their support. Drip squirts a lot.

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