Hammer and Nails Podcast

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Hammer and Nails Podcast episodes

January 05, 2016 HAN 053 - Boobs Paying Dividends
The Bedells return to the new year and talk about the stressors of holiday shopping. Skip talks about unreliable workers and getting rid of intruders on his job site. New years resolutions come up, which leads to Alison's boobies getting exposed. Alison mentions another dumbass who writes a mean-spirited review, and once again she easily ID's this loser and discovers why he's such a pussy. They take listener questions about New Years resolutions, attractive vs. non attractive women breast feeding in public, dryer time, and Skip gives a good tip, no shaft.
1 hr 9 min
January 01, 2016 HAN 052 Best Of - Mixed Ball Bag
This compilation has a huge variety of funny stories from 8 different episodes, including the one about the sushi nazi, Joe's hemmorhoid, Joe's hidden shart evidence, Alison dating Aunt Jemima, fitting room sex and Joe's birdbath.
1 hr
December 29, 2015 HAN 051 Best Of - Old Sex Toy In Vegas
This compilation has the "listener's choice" stories from episodes 006, 013 and 015. Alison rants about public bathroom design and the toilet paper reserved for County employees. Then, the Bedells talk about Adam Carolla's Mangria, and what happens to them after they drink it together. The Bedells also visited the NYC Sex Museum, and recount the education they received. Then they talk about their drive through the desert to Las Vegas, and the long night club hopping with Tito Ortiz.
1 hr 5 min
December 25, 2015 HAN 050 Best Of - Matt McConaughey and the Fart Straw
This compilation has the "listener's choice" stories from episodes 018 and 022. The Bedells reminisce about their first experience at the Spike Guy's Choice awards in 2014. They discuss the red carpet and the various celebrities they got to mingle with, one of whom was a dick, as well as the after-party. Then, Alison talks about a problem that arose after her surgery, and the hilarious solution she discovered to resolve it.
1 hr 3 min
December 22, 2015 HAN 049 Best Of - Cheesesteak Barnyard Nipples
This compilation has the "listener's choice" stories from episodes 003 and 004. Skip and Alison recount their trip to Mohegan Sun to watch a Bellator fight, and their first night hanging out with new friends, MMA champ Tito Ortiz and his girlfriend, Amber. Alison discovered she is able to communicate with chickens, and then Skip talks about his WTF moment from his youth when he had his first experience with a sexy older woman.
56 min
December 18, 2015 HAN 048 - The Lost Episode
The Bedells recorded this episode over the spring of 2015, but it got lost amongst the others and never aired... They talked about Alison's car shopping experience, and then her birthday weekend while she was in California with Skip. They had a ridiculously delicious birthday dinner, and then went horseback riding the next day in the canyon. Another birthday dinner ensued after riding, and they experienced discrimination at the restaurant. Kilo left his mommy and daddy a nice present upon their return. Alison has a WTF moment about her flight to LA, and then Skip gives a great garage floor tip.
1 hr 22 min
December 15, 2015 HAN 047 - Topless In December
Alison updates listeners about Kilo. They discuss their weekend at the NYC Motorcycle show, and seeing friends and fans. Skip's back pain is still being a "pain in the ass". The Bedell's ride with the top down in the warm weather on the way to Christmas dinner, and there must be birds around. Alison brings up the office collection for a gift for a member of the staff. Should people give a gift to others just for doing the job they are paid to do? Alison reads an article regarding profanity, and it's surprising conclusion. Bill Cosby has come up with a new way to try to prevent victims from coming forward. Skip gives a tip about emergency gas and water shut-off and also securing posts in the ground without cement.
1 hr 17 min
December 08, 2015 HAN 045 - Pour Some Sugar On Me
Skip and Alison talk about their home refinance, and returning underwear. Alison gives some hair tips from listener questions and then has a What the Fuck moment at McDonalds today. They discuss the Rousey - Holm rematch news. Skip gives tips on hanging towel bars, making your dryer more efficient and changing your washing machine hoses. Alison talks about Kilo not doing so well, and how ridiculous the cost of some diagnostic procedures are.
1 hr 5 min
December 04, 2015 HAN 044 - ATR Cruisin Lesbians
Skip and Alison open talking about preplanning death arrangements. Alison has a great tip for giving pills to a pet. Skip talks about his current remodeling job for a Hurricane Sandy victim. Alison talks about planning a vacation with Skip and then she talks about the many all-girl cruises she has been on. They take some listener comments about cheaters, and answer questions about sex in the bed with pets, dogs at the table, and Skip's favorite tools.
1 hr 26 min
December 01, 2015 043 - Revenge Is A Bitch
The Bedells talk about things people do to get revenge on each other. They discuss the assholes shooting up Planned Parenthood facilities, and they mention extremists blowing things up. A woman put duct tape around her dog's snout and they talk about appropriate punishment for the people who hurt kids and animals. Alison is trying to use more natural products, and the results are questionable. Listeners ask the Bedells if Adam Carolla smells bad... and they answer. Alison talks about her run-in with the law when she was 18, and the "buff" cop that pulled her over. Finally, Skip thinks he needs to tell Alison how to do things for him... and she gets him back for it.
1 hr 5 min

About Hammer and Nails Podcast

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Hammer and Nails is a twice-weekly collaboration with husband & wife team, Skip & Alison Bedell, who co-host Spike TV's Catch A Contractor with Adam Carolla. Skip, a licensed contractor, and…