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- Ep020: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 1: Lady Deathfinger Does Not Do Gross
AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we're back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! adventures, recorded live on stage at Wagoncon 2019, right here in the beautiful Columbia Gorge. We had an awesome turnout of folks ready to cycle through the meatgrinder, scoring us a good handful of episodes to roll out for your listening enjoyment.
As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Links of Note:
- Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games
- The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs
- Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press
- Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright
- DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Janell as "Lady Enu Deathbringer," Sean as "Burly Hammerbeard," and Connor as "Jose Greasefinger"
- Group Name: Scooper's Bears
- Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil)
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: The renowned hatred between Clowns and Potted Plants may be something you can use to your advantage.
Episode Length: 37:34 (we support Chapter Marks!)
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38 min - Ep019: WoZ Part 16 - The Sleep Sack
In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, In the Hall of the Eternal Darkness
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Remember: In the middle of combat, eating a dead worm is a full round action.
Episode Length: 34:13 (we support Chapter Marks!)
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35 min - Ep018: WoZ Part 15 - Butt Touching
In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Vortex
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Don't forget to pack some chalk: the more you eat, the healthier you become!
Episode Length: 33:20 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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34 min - Ep017: WoZ Part 14 - I HATE CUBES!
It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature of gelatinous cubes. The rest of the party makes important discovers on methods of dental hygiene while dungeon crawling.
For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly (well, more or less), instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Loneliness of the Giant Buffalo
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: In a pinch, a gelatinous cube can make for an excellent mid-dungeon cure for that not-so fresh feeling.
Episode Length: 35:07 (we support Chapter Marks!)
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36 min - Ep016: WoZ Part 13 - Elfsplaining
The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty of the GLITTERING STRIKE!
For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Links of Note:
- Dark Dungeons RPG
- Dark Dungeons Movie
- Dark Dungeons Chick Tract
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Forever Trapped Within the Arakno Kastle Katacombs
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: When encountering strange statues of evil tentacle people, give 'em a good poke, that always works out.
Episode Length: 24:10 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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25 min - Ep015: WoZ Part 12 - Another Form of Failure
Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another foray into a brand new dungeon: THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS!
For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Dark Totem
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: If you can't get your brand new wolf to howl, try slapping it a few times. Or don't - it might be bitey...
Episode Length: 30:57 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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31 min - Ep014: WoZ Part 11 - Chapter 1 Conclusion
With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening, everyone!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Links of Note:
- Whoopee! A Sex-Positive Variety Show
- Nesting: Vacancy - Horrific Episode Theater
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: Another World, Another Time, Lobrok Dan Labrak, and Guided By An Ancient Glory
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: If a strange group of adventurers at a coffee shop offers you a matching tattoo, you say yes!
Episode Length: 47:58 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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48 min - Ep013: WoZ Part 10 - Back to Town!
In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the Wolves, too!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Feast of the Moon
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: In Hammercrawl, a Cleric without a Cure spell, is just a weak fighter trying desperately not to die.
Episode Length: 30:40 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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31 min - Ep012: WoZ Part 9 - That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Evil
In the ninth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves of Zaramund face dangerous creepy-crawlies deep within THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Metal Machine Dragon
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Always remember that Melves are a Giant Spider's favorite food.
Episode Length: 31:33 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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32 min - Ep011: WoZ Part 8 - Pot Pies and Bad Biscuits
The story of the Wolves of Zaramund continues! In this episode, we welcome the newest team member, who may or may not be a real doctor. Blessings of Fairuza all around for those who dare venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Dark Totem
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Never roll a natural 1 on your healing check.
Episode Length: 29:00 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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29 min
About HAMMERCRAWL!
From the publisher's feed
Do you love violently plundering dungeons of their treasure, but tire of all that "surviving" and "actually living to see another day" crap that other games are full of? Do you long for a good old meat grinder like ol' Pappy ran Way Back When(TM)? Do you find more joy in looting the bodies of your fallen companions than actually defeating monsters? Do you have a deep, passionate love for save-or-die traps like Murder Ceilings, Lava Parties, Guillotine Helmets, and Goblin Bombs? Well then my friend, HAMMERCRAWL! is just what you need!
HAMMERCRAWL! is a brutally hilarious dungeon crawl experience. In this Actual Play RPG podcast, your host and Dungeon Master N. Phillip Cole (aka NPC) guides a group of randomly-generated characters to their inevitable demise within a completely procedurally-generated dungeon of horrors and comedy. HAMMERCRAWL! uses a game system inspired by "classic" older games to make an experience both enjoyable by veterans and complete newbies alike. Everything involved is 100% spontaneous, using a collection of random generators to create a completely unique and unexpected dungeon romp. Join us for a pure meat grinder experience just like the days of yore, with stacks of nameless characters to burn through, and a rip roaring good time doing so. Stop by the Rusty Dagger Tavern, quaff your tankards of potent dwarven ale, and then sit around the table with us to Delve into the Depths of Doom-Damned Dungeons of Darkest Darkness.