HAMMERCRAWL!

By N. Phillip Cole

Do you love violently plundering dungeons of their treasure, but tire of all that "surviving" and "actually living to see another day" crap that other games are full of? Do you long for a good old mea... more

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HAMMERCRAWL! episodes:

November 08, 2018Ep010: WoZ Part 7 - Stupid Ideas
In our latest episode of the ongoing delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT, the Wolves of Zaramund learn a hard lesson about disrespecting undead hippy drum circles!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Ancient Spell
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Sometimes the stupid ideas, are the best ideas.
Episode Length: 47:53 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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48min
November 08, 2018Ep009: WoZ Part 6 - This Field of Viscera
High fives all around, it's the Wolves of Zaramund! In our sixth episode of their first adventure, they continue further into the dungeon, encountering wandering monsters, hippy drum circles, and more!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Warm Coffin Made of Snow
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Resist Cold is not so much a spell as it is... a Coat
Episode Length: 32:52 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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33min
November 08, 2018Ep008: WoZ Part 5 - The Iron Labia
The Wolves of Zaramund are back, continuing their delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! In this fifth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves take a bit too much delight in "utilizing" the innards of their first dungeon victims...
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Das Dungeon Klavier
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: If you don't defile at least your level in corpses per dungeon, you're doing it wrong.
Episode Length: 26:18 (we support Chapter Marks!)
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27min
September 02, 2018Ep007: WoZ Part 4 - For Trippyyyyy!
In the the fourth and final episode of the initial recording session, The Wolves of Zaramund conclude their first combat encounter. Stick around for the next sessions to come, as the Wolves of Zaramund venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT (lightning crash)!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Man with No Face
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Never forget that 1997 is NOT a post-Stephanie Meyer world.
Episode Length: 22:06 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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23min
September 02, 2018Ep006: WoZ Part 3 - The Power of Fairuza Balk Compels You
The Wolves of Zaramund continue their first combat encounter in episode 3 - part three of the initial four-episode recording launch.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Dark Totem
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Never underestimate the usefulness and power of a well-placed rock in a sock.
Episode Length: 35:56 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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36min
September 02, 2018Ep005: WoZ Part 2 - My Ogre Senses are Tingling
The first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund continues in episode 2! This time, we finally step into the dungeon to see what's inside the very first room... This is the second part of the initial four-episode recording launch.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Great Castle Gate
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Don't worry, it'll fit eventually. Just keep trying!
Episode Length: 37:02 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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38min
September 02, 2018Ep004: WoZ Part 1 - Vampire Dingus Leavings
Welcome to a brand new randomly-generated comedic gaming adventure! This episode kicks off a new series of session recordings with an all-new adventuring party comprised of some of my favorite local gamers. Calling themselves the Wolves of Zaramund, this all-women group (at least initially) joins the HAMMERCRAWL! annals with their very special and very awesome take on a classic tale of spurned-love revenge - albeit set in a Vampire Dungeon in 1997! This initial batch of four episodes was recorded in a single session, and broken down for ease of listening. We have more episodes with the Wolves to follow, as well!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Links of Note:
Whoopee! Variety Show
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang - Featured tracks A Majestic Shadow and Our Legend
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Watch where you step, so you don't get any vampire dingus leavings on your shoes.
Episode Length: 27:48 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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28min
July 19, 2018Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final)
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the third and final of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. Once more, a new party of unseasoned adventurers test their wits and luck against the horrors of THE WAGONCRAWL. Listen to see how far they make it!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Zack Walton as "Shahasala the Sane-ish," Brandon Pence as "Skippy von McHaggis," Alex Leach as "Professor Pixie," James Bond as "Bob the Magic Man," Dusty Eppers as "Olgar Hammerface"
Group Name: The Swords of Uchan
Dungeon: The Temple of Terrible Annihilation
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: When all else fails you, throw a severed wizard foot at the ooze to get past it.
Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):
00:00 Theme Song
00:51 Intro
01:50 Welcome!
02:17 Party Introductions
05:16 They have rope!
06:15 Everybody Loves John
07:59 Enter the Temple
15:32 Why not pole vault?
20:38 Welcome Dusty!
32:05 Attack the Darkness
50:16 Outro
51:45 Lesson of the Day
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53min
July 19, 2018Ep002: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Two
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the second of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. In this session a brand new party of adventurers rise up from the audience and try their hands (and dice) at surviving a randomly-created dungeon. Will these newcomers meet a better fate than their forebears in episode 1? Listen and find out!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Terry as "Elliot Ranger," Katrina as "The Incredible Salk," Darrin Starwing as "Donnie McFinkelstein," and Danny as "Flowerpot Windwhistle"
Group Name: The Company of the Thorn and Coin
Dungeon: The Black Hive of Sorrows
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Always, always, always bring rope, and don't skimp on those ten-foot poles either.
Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):
00:00 Theme Song
00:55 Intro
01:57 Welcome!
02:21 Party Introductions
08:39 Enter the Hive
16:34 Enter the Ants
28:38 Outro
30:02 Lesson of the Day
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31min
May 12, 2018Ep001: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part One
WELCOME ADVENTURERS! This episode's release kicks off a project that I've been working on for several years now, and I'm thrilled to finally be able to launch this feed. Welcome to HAMMERCRAWL!
What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the first of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. We've been recording dozens of studio sessions for this podcast already, and this was our first attempt at running the mics during a public event. Despite a few mechanical distractions, I'm glad to say things worked out smashingly! This event was so enjoyable that we thought it would make the perfect kick-off for this podcast feed. I'm excited to share it with you, and I hope that you'll stick around for the many more episodes that will follow.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
HAMMERSMITH: NPC
Players: Matthew Gray, Sara McNaughton, Aaron Bowman, Poppy Beaujolais, Andrew Lutz, Avery, Daedalus, Will
Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
Additional Music by: Erang
Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
Daily Wisdom: Never let the Cleric take the lead, and never trust a banana hammock with your life.
Timestamps of Note (We support Chapters!):
00:00:00 Intro
00:00:57 About HAMMERCRAWL!
00:03:13 Game Start!
00:31:24 Welcome Lutz
00:41:36 Welcome Avery
00:44:55 Welcome Daedalus
01:01:21 Welcome Will
01:19:03 Outro
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1h 21min

FAQs about HAMMERCRAWL!:

How many episodes does HAMMERCRAWL! have?

The podcast currently has 30 episodes available.