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- Ep010: WoZ Part 7 - Stupid Ideas
In our latest episode of the ongoing delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT, the Wolves of Zaramund learn a hard lesson about disrespecting undead hippy drum circles!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Ancient Spell
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Sometimes the stupid ideas, are the best ideas.
Episode Length: 47:53 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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48 min - Ep009: WoZ Part 6 - This Field of Viscera
High fives all around, it's the Wolves of Zaramund! In our sixth episode of their first adventure, they continue further into the dungeon, encountering wandering monsters, hippy drum circles, and more!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Warm Coffin Made of Snow
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Resist Cold is not so much a spell as it is... a Coat
Episode Length: 32:52 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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33 min - Ep008: WoZ Part 5 - The Iron Labia
The Wolves of Zaramund are back, continuing their delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! In this fifth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves take a bit too much delight in "utilizing" the innards of their first dungeon victims...
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Das Dungeon Klavier
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: If you don't defile at least your level in corpses per dungeon, you're doing it wrong.
Episode Length: 26:18 (we support Chapter Marks!)
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27 min - Ep007: WoZ Part 4 - For Trippyyyyy!
In the the fourth and final episode of the initial recording session, The Wolves of Zaramund conclude their first combat encounter. Stick around for the next sessions to come, as the Wolves of Zaramund venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT (lightning crash)!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Man with No Face
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Never forget that 1997 is NOT a post-Stephanie Meyer world.
Episode Length: 22:06 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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23 min - Ep006: WoZ Part 3 - The Power of Fairuza Balk Compels You
The Wolves of Zaramund continue their first combat encounter in episode 3 - part three of the initial four-episode recording launch.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Dark Totem
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Never underestimate the usefulness and power of a well-placed rock in a sock.
Episode Length: 35:56 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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36 min - Ep005: WoZ Part 2 - My Ogre Senses are Tingling
The first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund continues in episode 2! This time, we finally step into the dungeon to see what's inside the very first room... This is the second part of the initial four-episode recording launch.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Great Castle Gate
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Don't worry, it'll fit eventually. Just keep trying!
Episode Length: 37:02 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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38 min - Ep004: WoZ Part 1 - Vampire Dingus Leavings
Welcome to a brand new randomly-generated comedic gaming adventure! This episode kicks off a new series of session recordings with an all-new adventuring party comprised of some of my favorite local gamers. Calling themselves the Wolves of Zaramund, this all-women group (at least initially) joins the HAMMERCRAWL! annals with their very special and very awesome take on a classic tale of spurned-love revenge - albeit set in a Vampire Dungeon in 1997! This initial batch of four episodes was recorded in a single session, and broken down for ease of listening. We have more episodes with the Wolves to follow, as well!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Links of Note:
- Whoopee! Variety Show
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Trippy McCork"
- Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
- Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang - Featured tracks A Majestic Shadow and Our Legend
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Watch where you step, so you don't get any vampire dingus leavings on your shoes.
Episode Length: 27:48 (we support Chapter Marks!):
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28 min - Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final)
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the third and final of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. Once more, a new party of unseasoned adventurers test their wits and luck against the horrors of THE WAGONCRAWL. Listen to see how far they make it!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Zack Walton as "Shahasala the Sane-ish," Brandon Pence as "Skippy von McHaggis," Alex Leach as "Professor Pixie," James Bond as "Bob the Magic Man," Dusty Eppers as "Olgar Hammerface"
- Group Name: The Swords of Uchan
- Dungeon: The Temple of Terrible Annihilation
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: When all else fails you, throw a severed wizard foot at the ooze to get past it.
Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):
- 00:00 Theme Song
- 00:51 Intro
- 01:50 Welcome!
- 02:17 Party Introductions
- 05:16 They have rope!
- 06:15 Everybody Loves John
- 07:59 Enter the Temple
- 15:32 Why not pole vault?
- 20:38 Welcome Dusty!
- 32:05 Attack the Darkness
- 50:16 Outro
- 51:45 Lesson of the Day
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53 min - Ep002: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Two
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the second of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. In this session a brand new party of adventurers rise up from the audience and try their hands (and dice) at surviving a randomly-created dungeon. Will these newcomers meet a better fate than their forebears in episode 1? Listen and find out!
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Credits:
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Terry as "Elliot Ranger," Katrina as "The Incredible Salk," Darrin Starwing as "Donnie McFinkelstein," and Danny as "Flowerpot Windwhistle"
- Group Name: The Company of the Thorn and Coin
- Dungeon: The Black Hive of Sorrows
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Always, always, always bring rope, and don't skimp on those ten-foot poles either.
Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):
- 00:00 Theme Song
- 00:55 Intro
- 01:57 Welcome!
- 02:21 Party Introductions
- 08:39 Enter the Hive
- 16:34 Enter the Ants
- 28:38 Outro
- 30:02 Lesson of the Day
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31 min - Ep001: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part One
WELCOME ADVENTURERS! This episode's release kicks off a project that I've been working on for several years now, and I'm thrilled to finally be able to launch this feed. Welcome to HAMMERCRAWL!
What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.
This episode is the first of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. We've been recording dozens of studio sessions for this podcast already, and this was our first attempt at running the mics during a public event. Despite a few mechanical distractions, I'm glad to say things worked out smashingly! This event was so enjoyable that we thought it would make the perfect kick-off for this podcast feed. I'm excited to share it with you, and I hope that you'll stick around for the many more episodes that will follow.
Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
- HAMMERSMITH: NPC
- Players: Matthew Gray, Sara McNaughton, Aaron Bowman, Poppy Beaujolais, Andrew Lutz, Avery, Daedalus, Will
- Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
- Additional Music by: Erang
- Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
- Daily Wisdom: Never let the Cleric take the lead, and never trust a banana hammock with your life.
Timestamps of Note (We support Chapters!):
- 00:00:00 Intro
- 00:00:57 About HAMMERCRAWL!
- 00:03:13 Game Start!
- 00:31:24 Welcome Lutz
- 00:41:36 Welcome Avery
- 00:44:55 Welcome Daedalus
- 01:01:21 Welcome Will
- 01:19:03 Outro
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1 hr 21 min
About HAMMERCRAWL!
From the publisher's feed
Do you love violently plundering dungeons of their treasure, but tire of all that "surviving" and "actually living to see another day" crap that other games are full of? Do you long for a good old meat grinder like ol' Pappy ran Way Back When(TM)? Do you find more joy in looting the bodies of your fallen companions than actually defeating monsters? Do you have a deep, passionate love for save-or-die traps like Murder Ceilings, Lava Parties, Guillotine Helmets, and Goblin Bombs? Well then my friend, HAMMERCRAWL! is just what you need!
HAMMERCRAWL! is a brutally hilarious dungeon crawl experience. In this Actual Play RPG podcast, your host and Dungeon Master N. Phillip Cole (aka NPC) guides a group of randomly-generated characters to their inevitable demise within a completely procedurally-generated dungeon of horrors and comedy. HAMMERCRAWL! uses a game system inspired by "classic" older games to make an experience both enjoyable by veterans and complete newbies alike. Everything involved is 100% spontaneous, using a collection of random generators to create a completely unique and unexpected dungeon romp. Join us for a pure meat grinder experience just like the days of yore, with stacks of nameless characters to burn through, and a rip roaring good time doing so. Stop by the Rusty Dagger Tavern, quaff your tankards of potent dwarven ale, and then sit around the table with us to Delve into the Depths of Doom-Damned Dungeons of Darkest Darkness.