We return from our unexpected hiatus to bring you fresh ham! This week: Jade and Karkat hatch a weird plan. WV has a vision while the rest of the exiles get ready for action. Jack goes on wreaking havoc and Vriska and Tavros square off, sort of. Jade picks up a very important new hobby. Pages 5139 to 5220. (But first, lots of off-record chatter because it's our podcast and we'll embarass ourselves if we want to.) Hamometer reading: 40.60%. Next week: It gets even more violent on the trolls' meteor and Kanaya and Terezi investigate. Karkat gets a warning from a credible source. Also, very important smooching. Pages 5292 to 5364. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are Alex, who is trying the best at anime, and Lydia, who has just discovered hand-washing. Find Alex: leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter. Find Lydia: (@)brickchip on both. Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

We're finally back from the holidays! Just in time for Homestuck to do some Christmasing. This week: A bunch of alchemy jokes, a mysterious timer, a new epithet for an old character and an introduction for a new character. Pages 5033 to 5138. Hamometer reading: 39.31%. Next week: Karkat and Jade hatch one plan, the exiles execute another. Jack's rampage continues. Tavros confronts Vriska, sort of. Jade acquires yet another weird hobby (this one's important). Pages 5139 to 5220. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

We want to wish you a merry Twelfth Perigees Eve with a small and goofy special episode! Hoping you all have a safe and joyous holiday season, or at least a survivable one. This week: Listener questions, guessing games, tangential media, and How Homestuck Touched Our Lives. Next week: We return to your regularly scheduled programming. Frivolous alchemizing, two more deaths, and one (sort of) resurrection. Then Hussie pals around with a living pun. Pages 5033 to 5138. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

It's a dark ham but a good ham this week, friends. This week: Vriska orchestrates two deaths, Terezi tricks two Daves, John gains all the levels, Tavros suffers. Pages 4945 to 5032. Hamometer reading: 38.24%. We're three-quarters of the way to Cascade! Next week: Frivolous alchemizing, two more deaths, and one (sort of) resurrection. Then Hussie pals around with a living pun. Pages 5033 to 5138. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

Hello again, friends! Thank you for bearing with us during our hiatus! We are back and we read some more Homestuck and we want to tell you about it now! This week: John is in a serious jam, PM grapples with a new job, Vriska and Rose are dangerous masterminds in wildly different ways. Pages 4842 to 4944. Hamometer reading: 36.98%. We're ALMOST three-quarters of the way (73.15%) to Cascade! Next week: Tavros makes a series of truly horrible mistakes and somebody we haven't seen in a while gets herself back into the action. Pages 4945 to 5032. Questions? Give us a mention on Twitter (@hamsteakpodcast) or send an ask to hamsteakpodcast.tumblr.com! Listen from the iTunes store or at hamsteakpodcast.libsyn.com! Your hosts are portmanteau connoiseur Alex (leafcrunch on tumblr, @crunchleaf on twitter) and notorious cloud-gawker Lydia (brickchip on both). Homestuck, as always, is created by Andrew Hussie. You can read it for free at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ . Intro music is “Showtime (Original Mix)”, by Malcolm Brown. Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, also by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. Both are on the album "Homestuck vol. 1-4", available to listen and download on Bandcamp.