Before we forget, let's link to some incredible art we play not once but TWICE in today's episode: Nicki Minaj - Starships ("Pachelbel - Canon in D" Version). It's iconic. I nearly cried.

Moving on... Welcome to another episode of Who's There! Today we begin with some enlightening comments about Roman Abramovich, Paris Hilton's lasagna, and the Rock's father. Next, we move on to question's about Leighton Meester's terrible (if well-intentioned) #spon, DUA & ANWAR & NICOLA & BROOKLYN & HANNA & PAUL (all caps intentional), and Pamela Anderson's creepy new husband, Jon Peters.

As always, call 619.WHO.THEM to leave a voicemail and we might address it on a future episode.