Handsome Hockey Podcast

Not 100B, but episode 101. We'll get to 100B at a later date, but we had too much hockey stuff to throw at you. We obviously talk about the tragic deaths of Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau. Other topics include PWHL team names, successful offer sheets, Roberto Luongo showing up to your beer league game and a whole bunch of other madness. Enjoy!

See what happens when we take off for a couple of slow summer weeks? Stan Bowman got hired by the Edmonton Oilers because of course he did. We lament that the NHL sucks and can't just kick ne'er-do-wells to the curb, even if their dad is the best hockey coach of all time. We talk about this bullshit and a whole bunch of fun stuff that happened while we were away including some women's hockey summer fun, Jessica Campbell becoming the first female bench coach in NHL history, hockey at such great heights and Jacob Trouba's art show. Thanks for listening. 

We are back to cat-alogue the Florida Panthers exciting Game 7 Stanley Cup victory! We are joined by our first guest on the podcast ever Nick Fairbanks, who joins us from Florida to give some unique perspective on their historic win. We also discuss Hockey Hall of Fame nominees and snubs, the reinstatement of Joel Quenneville and Stan Bowman to the NHL, an HBCU with sweet new jerseys which will start playing hockey in the NCAA soon, and Haikus for some of the big names changing teams in Free Agency.

Hey, hey, we're getting an episode out riiiiight before Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals. We've got coverage of that, the PWHL offseason, a bunch of wild trades including someone taking on the albatross known as PLD and everyone's favorite topic: differentiating opinions from hate speech. Lots of jokes as well. Thanks for listening.

A new episode? In less than two weeks? Surely we jest. We've got a whole lot to say about the end of the PWHL season as Minnesota wins the Walter Cup and then immediately tarnishes their victory. In other news we've got soliloquys for Joe Pavelski, who announced his retirement, the rumored Major League Hockey 3 on 3 league, the continued wild ride of Valeri Nichushkin, jokes about Drake, Mark Messier, eunuchs and, oh yeah, the Stanley Cup Finals start today. Thanks for listening, friends!  

What? Only two weeks in between episodes? Somebody must have some down time. In this one we talk about all the playoffs, the PWHL is wrapping up, the NHL is heating up, the coaching carousel has been up and we play a new game: Who Says No? The Mitch Marner Edition. All this, tons of jokes, talk about hot dogs and Evan tells a story about Dutch windmills. Thanks for listening!

The NHL does everything five years too late. Getting rid of two line passes, putting out NFTs and now moving the Yotes out of the Phoenix metro area up to SLC. We talk all about this, the ongoing NHL and PWHL playoffs, the NHL coaching carousel, the perpetual news cycle that has become Valeri Nichushkin's life, upcoming dates for the Canadian 2018 World Junior Team and all sorts of other silly bits, mostly about Walton Goggins. Thanks for listening!

Six weeks is a legit time between episodes, yeah? We are back and we've got Adam Ruzicka's White Pony moment, Matthew Rempe's quest for relevance, fired coaches, a brief synopsis of the trades that happened before deadline day, PWHL trades, MGM getting cut, Upper Deck and the PWHL becoming trading card bedfellows, jokes and other miscellanea for your thirsty hockey brains. Thanks for listening! 

Evan and Jake talk about the only thing that's mattered in Portland over the last month with a dialogue on crappy weather but then actually get into the hockey taking a deep dive on the 2018 Canadian World Junior arrests, some PWHL news, the Islanders hiring Patrick Roy as head coach, the University of Michigan exploring a D1 women's hockey program, more players entering the player assistance program and the upcoming All-Star game. Thanks for listening, friends, and stay handsome.

Episode 92 is here and also it is here. Philly looses Cutter Gauthier before ever even signing him. Philly fans, of course, send him death threats. PWHL takes off, breaking records showing off the true skill, speed and physicality of the game. Lame bros everywhere still try and tell everyone that nobody will watch. USA#1 as they dominate their way through the World Juniors. Connor Bedard gets welcomed to the NHL. A bunch of people retire, unretire, or both. National anthems are sung poorly and Oliver Bjorkstrand has to cancel his vacation plans. Thanks for listening.