The boys take a cab all the way to victory this week, as they explore 2009's Race to Witch Mountain, starring yer boi Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson! Experience the thrills and spills as the chaps deal with topics like: Sam's horrible cold, similarities to other Disney films, Fortnights(?), and going full Eleven on some folks.

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The boys put on their cellphone shoes and finest gadget suits, because this week they're watching 2008's Get Smart, starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, and yer boi Dwyane Johnson. Commandeer a car and ride along with this week's set of goofs, including: Protective hair spray, an old man fight, an extremely good kiss, Bill Murray in a tree, and very specific agent numbers.

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The boys once again slap on some pads, but this time to do some parenting! Play along as they explore 2007's The Game Plan, starring Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick. This episode's goofs are PG rated, and include: A whole lotta Elvis, some very special burgers, Sam's geriatric watch, and the Adonis of the ballet.

Programming Note: Sometimes Luke's audio cut out and he couldn't hear Sam. So if there are long pauses, just bear with us. 

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The boys put on some pads and smack each other real good with this week's entry, 2006's Gridiron Gang. Join them and Dwyane The Rock Johnson as they dissect the ins and outs of: A piss bottle, football movies, Barrington Proud Boys and the heat of a generic grundle.

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The boys get all confused and befuddled by 2006's Southland Tales, starring Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Geller and Seann William Scott. Ride along as they explore possibly the worst movie ever made, with jokes including: One very scared Rock face, RoboCop back in action, the mating practices of cars, and a whole bunch of monkey souls crammed in a time rift.

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The boys put on some UV suits and head out into the 150-degree heat this week with 2021's Finch, starring ... Tom Hanks! Yes, you read that right: America's Daddy is back in action, and the lads are right there with him. Jokes include: Tom's very fancy suit, the death of a friend, Dune crossovers, and Tim Apple's big, big movie.

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Grab a really large gun and head over to Mars for this mission: the boys are watching 2005's Doom, starring Rosamund Pike, Karl Urban, and yer boi Dwayne The Rock Johnson. It's a wet and wild episode this week, with goofs including: yet another Nasty Man, the wrong way to eat an orange, an extended FPS sequence, and even more gun family history with the Rock!

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Grab your fanciest hat and put on some shades, 'cus we're going to Hollywood this week with 2005's Be Cool! Starring John Travolta, Uma Thurman and -- you guessed it -- our boy Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Jokes include: when it's appropriate to dance, the Rock's Locks, what animals the Rock could fight, and a peculiar pumpkin patch advertisement.

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The boys clean up the streets in 2004's Walking Tall, starring everybody's favorite igneous invention, the Rock! This one goes deep in the paint on some knuckle-splitting action, with jokes including: a very wrong way to take a shower, a large plank of wood, the Rock as a lover, and a sheer lack of physical distance. 

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The boys head on down to the Amazon for 2003's The Rundown, starring The Rock, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, and some other people -- some of which Sam deeply hates. Grab a mosquito net, because this week's episode is gonna get tropical, with jokes including: more people wrestling The Rock, a familial firearm, a truly terrible sequel, and Sam's continued vocal experiments.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology