Hanksy Panksy

Your elven eyes do not deceive you! Yes, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Fellowship of the Ring, the boys are giving you special access to their (previously) Patreon-exclusive episode on that same film. What do the fellas have to say about hairy feets, potatoes, gettin' stabbed and smokin' hot park interpreters? Well, you'll have to go here and back again to find out!

The fellas are doing their court-ordered stint in rehab after ruining someone's wedding. So grab a Go Bag™ and head on down to this week's episode about 28 Days, starring Sandy B. Jokes this time include: A plethora of Kiwis, throwing stars for your toddler, Strider as a pony, the Sits-Down-Waiter, crushed melons, and a little bit of jello and apple sauce.

Episode Notes: If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction — and can't find appropriate help — know that the fellas are always here for you. Email us, reach out to us on social media, whatever you need. We can point you to a support network that will help.

The dudes are welcoming Liam Neeson back to the podcast this week with Gun Shy, a flick starring the one and only Sandy B. However, it does take them quite a while to get to the movie. Once they do, however, the jokes and goofs include topics like: how hip the fellas are, NPArticles, Uncle Buck shenanigans, Dayton re: center of the universe, and one particularly damp crooner. Happy Holidays, everyone!

The boys are getting romantic (kinda) again with 1999's Forces of Nature, starring Sandy B in the role of a lifetime (maybe). Confess your love and get married in a hurricane, because jokes this week include: Tom's super duper bean juice, Lat-Whites, the weakest nails, gulpin' some Joe, when planes go on strike and a very high percentage.

Your eyes are not lying to you folks! That's right, the boys are back at it with a couple of new Keanu flicks, starting with 2025's Ballerina. They are over the moon to be back in the Wickverse, with jokes including: Starz finally pays off, sink time with the little one, Doritos Presents Hulu, the big flame thrower fight and extra colon please!

The boys are watching a Wes Anderson (derogatory) flick once again because yer boi Tom Hanks simply cannot stop himself from being in them. So put on a twee little coat and talk without any emotions, things are (definitely not) heating up with The Phoenician Scheme! Jokes this time include: back at the brick factory, woodsman attire, meat shirts, movies for piggies, Wes is less and a basement absolutely full of trains.

The fellas are going WAY back in time, back to the good old days Moses and Rameses with 1998's Prince of Egypt, starring (partially) Sandra B. So jump in a basket and float on down the river to goofs including: Bill in Memorial, the one true ring camera, tales of ghastly fumes, Fan-danging, and a certain lack of specificity.

Things are getting (very nearly) spooky here in the studio, as the boys take a deep dive on Practical Magic starring Sandy B. So remember to bring your broom and eye of newt, the jokes cauldron is cooking up some good 'uns this week like: Happenings down at the docks, kind of a lot of truckin', The Mango Mover, Woucestephuchet and some serious log pushin'.

The boys are headed back down south, this time to Texas for the romantic drama classic Hope Floats, starring Sandy B. Make sure to bring yer truck and wear a cowboy hat, because this seductive journey includes jokes like: The horn of Jericho, thickly settled, The Ballad of Willy Wets, a Bar Moosevah, the death of Bigsby, and owning a piece of podcast history.

The boys are back at it with Speed 2, which like. Weirdly features the high seas? And Sandy B? It's a wild one, so strap in and prepare for jokes and japes like: An upper decker you'll remember, Siegel & Son Hole Fillers, the infamous hot dog pizza, Senator Tune Man, and a pretty big name drop.