The boys are refusing to engage with this one (starring Keanu Reeves). Yup, that's right folks. Don't expect much on-topic discussion today, because these chaps are beating all the way around these here bushes. Jokes this week include: A very solid Wick Wink, one upstanding Methodist, dialing for 8, a known Bean Boy, and curry-flavored adventures.

Wick Week is finally here, and boy howdy are the chaps excited! Put on a bulletproof vest and start packin', because things are about to get absolutely wild in here. Jump in a '69 Mustang and head down to the Continental for goofs including: Sam can't speak Russian, the problems of physical media, squeezing off more than a few rounds, a left-handed delivery, Slavic Swedes, and a potential angelic presence.

The boys are headed to 1700's Japan with this week's take on 47 Ronin, starring Keanu Reeves. They're here to avenge their fallen lord and accuse people with heterochromia of being shifty as all heck. Goofs this week include: Stink blood, action movie hype men, return of the door-sized pizza box, The Weeeeetcher, Mad Max (Not That One), and Frock Oc.

The boys are breakin' boards and throwin' punches with this week's episode on Man of Tai Chi, starring (AND DIRECTED BY) Keanu Reeves. Yes, you read that right, folks. Keanu makes his directorial debut this week, and the boys are super here for it. Martial arts-focused jokes this week include: purchasable vibes only, a craving for jazz, the happy-happy football man, Apple's big-timin' bucks, gator lubrication and A.B. Roni the First.

The lads get behind the wheel of a beat-up station wagon and haul some obnoxious folks around town in this week's review of Generation Um, starring Keanu Reeves. The shocks are out and the gas tank is empty on this one, with goofs including: Sam's time as Joe Camel, Hulk smashing over grilled onions, how to fairly pay your actors with Spanish cuisine, and just a hint of kitty kisses.

The boys are pulling off the heist of the century this week with Henry's Crime, starring an admittedly bland Keanu Reeves. Start digging a tunnel and warm up the getaway car, because it's time to commit some felonies! Goofs this week include: cruisin' for gout, hidey hole theorizing, Betamax display issues, Time Apple, Bad Vibes Eddie and hammocks for babies.

The boys are headed for retirement with this week's episode on The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, starring Keanu Reeves. Play some shuffleboard and throw a mixer, because it's the golden years, baby! Jokes this week include: one very fine feline, the salt bucket, Mr. Dictionary, a brand new Cats tune and how to properly pull the plug on a loved one.

The boys had to take another week off, so enjoy this gem from the patreon archives!

Grab your Bible and your prehistoric eggs because the boys are watching 2017's The VelociPastor! The laughs aren't extinct with goofs like: Frankie Mermaid, a deep exploration of the best-selling Crime series of books, award-winning visual effects, and an emotional roller coaster bidet.

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The boys are traveling the stars and making first contact with this week's episode on The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves. Be the eyes and ears of the President, jump in a spaceship and wear a really nice suit, because goofs this week include: Penn Station cuisine (again), Sam's floors, thick and slippery goo, intergalactic negotiations, and a new straight-to-business attitude.

Throw on the siren and grab a small vodka because the boys are diving in to 2008's Street Kings! This one gets off-track pretty quick, but the boys recover with goofs like: a glimpse into the future, the boys' vices, a specific kind of car, wall hiding, and Dr. Gregory House.