Here’s something to get you through quarantine. Stay tuned for more NCV content this week to support you not working and slowly starving with a dirty asscrack.

I finally got this up.

When is Patrick going to learn to not put me in charge of posting the episode? I lost my notes so I have no recollection of what happened here. Probably something about some stuff, Patrick probably calls me a racist (rude), and I may or may not have quit the podcast again.

Will you listen and take detailed notes for me? THANKS!

- Cassie

This week we “fuck” on the podcast! We dissect clowns, not literally. I dab it up! We reveal the difference between holocaust and genocide. We bust Steve Aoki and Ryan Phillippe at Saudi Arabia’s MDL Beast festival/rave? #Saudigate. Also handicapable rockets or something? And JK Rowling. Rate, review, subscribe, and share!

This weeke i court Skittles for sponsorship, Cassie describes the horrors of fruitcake, and i become a domme daddy. Also we hit up FB games, duck dating, and my candy binge. Subscribe and rate and review!

Surprise, surprise! No sex on the podcast again! We cover the panda salesman, furries questions, and i got my med card. I try to put Cassie in the Xmas spirit, and she hints at a Peloton bike, i think. Also stay out of chimneys. Subscribe and review!

Fair warning I make a bunch of retarded riffs this episode. Cassie and I try to describe dicks. We tell you about our dinner with drunk teenagers and my attempt to be an upstanding citizen. Duh, no sex on pod week 2! Cassie can’t stop flapping her TMJaw and I share the latest in the attack of the GERD!

This week we cover making up song lyrics. We have no sex on the podcast. We talk med changes and Cassie’s thirst for animal murder. Be sure to share if you dig it!

We discussed penis transplants. Cassie insulted me somehow, I’m pretty sure. I get the go ahead to slap. I reprimanded Cassie for not FBing. We covered a battered donkey shelter, the “OK boomer” thing, and connect Anthony Bourdain to Jeffrey Epstein right before the new Mormon ambush segment. Subscribe and spread the word!

We become a parenting podcast. Work has been rough so I’m a little worn out mentally. Cassie and my crazies synced. We petition the ADA to allow therapy pussyeaters. We bitch about shitty dog owners, the Mental State of the Union. We also discuss Canadian citizenship and wood chipper murder. Subscribe yo!