Whoa! Monday early podcast?! Yep. We cover Tump’s involvement with the Central Park 5. Obviously I’m going to have to make the Lion King musical episode per the people’s demands. We start he #CostcoChallenge and cover the Blues victory. We discuss UFOs and aliens versus hallucinations. Finally I confront Cassie about her murder hypocrisy. Be sure to subscribe to get all the latest episodes! Available on spotify, itunes, google play, or any other podcast app!

This week we bring you a ton of newsflashes. Cassie brock turners me. We discuss our cheap vodka preferences. I talk about some therapy stuff probably and consider patenting my goo. Be sure to subscribe on Spotify, Itunes, or Google Play! Also share to help us spread our diseased humor.

This week Cassie and I take on ableism, prolifers. Then we try to knock SJWs down a peg or two and explain discrimination as an ice breaker to debut our new fight clothing line! We survive a tornado only to struggle with our diets and my possible joke addiction. Finally we cover Jim Breuer and parachute pants. Subscribe on google play, itunes, or spotify! Share if you dig the episode!

This week Cassie abandons fb. I have another black eye. Cassie is a sexist again, a nd we cover A-rod's shitty body and our garage sale. Subscribe so you dont miss new eps!

This week we talk Earth Day and dog fights. Cassie schools me on my nacho game. I reveal the possible end to No Comedic Value. We worry about smart China monkeys, and we cover bridal fits vs. vegan fits. Subscribe and check it out on any podcast app!

This week Cassie Bro’s out. I bitch about sparring injuries and try to sell tickets to our bathroom. I take the Myers Briggs test, and we say fuck twinkies. Subscribe and listen on any podcasting app!

We discussed being funny at work. I have borderline personality disorder, so that’s fucked. Also they gave me adderall! Oh yeah, Notre Dame gave dumb christians a chance to look stupid again. We also discuss getting a baby pig. Check it out and subscribe on itunes or google play or spotify to not miss the latest episodes!

This episode I explain the nitty-gritty of heroin. We hate on antivaxxers. I remember downloading the Anarchist’s Cookbook and accidentally break my neighbor’s kid. We also give you the chance to make history and name the back of the balls. Subscribe to not miss the next episode because we are unreliable. But also share if you like what we’re doing!

This is the fourth take of this episode. And somehow the best one. You're welcome, and we're sorry.

This is the fourth take of this episode. And somehow the best one. You're welcome, and we're sorry.