This week I get confused by Cassie’s coffee cup. We cover competitive arm wrestling. We transition into a News podcast. I unsuccessfully try to describe our new mattress sleep. I have a great dog pyramid scheme Cassie won’t go along with. Part of my real personality shows up at my job. Subscribe and share to help out!

This week Cassie is exposed for the clit shaming size queen she is. I tell you what I like about bee attacks. And we’re both uncomfortable with live Aladdin. Subscribe and Share!

This week we talk about internet videos. We talk about having head lice. Cassie helps her sister move while I struggle to understand relationships. I get broken down by a personality test, and my autism results creep nearer and nearer. In the end, Cassie learns to smuggle a cell phone.

Cassie learns that Spyro is racist. I talk poop again. And then we discuss thong bikinis. Check it out! Share and subscribe!

We got snowed in for 2 1/2 days, so we decided to record. Find out about our mysteriously moving pens and why Patrick is unhelpfully helpful (they're somehow related). Oh, and don't mess with Cassie's clothes. Enjoy listening to us as the cabin fever slowly destroys our brains.

This episode was recorded 4 days before it was released, so let’s be honest, we don’t remember what we talked about. Guess we will all be surprised when we listen to it, huh?

We’re late as always, but free, so who can really complain. This was a silly episode. We discuss the husband stitch and I don’t understand the dark web. I can’t wrap presents, and I explain why I dodged a charity. Cassie bans me from fighting the kitchen.

We’re back from traveling to Seattle to share travel and TSA experiences. We talk about our run-ins with the homeless. We also debut our new segment “Dear Aftertastes” and answer your questions. Be sure subscribe and share and to email at nocomedicvaluegmail.com to submit questions or ask advice to be read on the podcast.

We’re finally back from Puerto Rico. We talk about that kind of, I think. We both can tell where your nipples are. Also we’re trying to start our advice segment. Also I reveal my creepy nose. Check it out! Subscribe and share!

We discuss evolution and belief in god and how childhood is like being on acid. We also talk shit on people who do nice things. Then we tear into an idiot blog writer. Also submit any advice questions to [email protected]. Be sure to subscribe on itunes, podbean, google play, or any other podcatcher! Also share this shit!