Bouanga scored! Giroud touched the ball a bunch! We found out what Bruce Arena did! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know from a sloppy but successful outing against San Jose, the team that REALLY wants to have a rivalry with us but we couldn't care less. We talk Hugo's big save, Sergi's absolute laser, and Olly's ascent into the stars. Plus we hear from superstar MISS BONES as she walks us her jumbotron sign that broke the internet. ARE WE BACK??? (No.)

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You put your #DoloIn, you put your #DoloOut, you put your #DoloIn, and you post it all about. Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the 24 hours of fan rage following the loss to Miami in the Champions Cup, chat about what's going wrong with LAFC, and ask again WHAT DID BRUCE ARENA DO IN NEW ENGLAND? Then, they're joined by Kirk Kinsey, host of LAFC Podcast The Counterpress to hear from someone who is less supportive of Steve Cherundolo than the shill hosts of the cringe podcast Happy Foot Sad Foot. Plus we talk all about what to expect from a very good San Jose team and even, and you won't believe this, make some bets for this weeks match. That's what it's all about!

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In the end, I guess Messi is a little better than Nathan Ordaz.

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Travis, Vince, Darren, The Chat, and a few brave callers all weigh in on LAFC's frustrating 1-0 loss to Houston, yes you read that right, LAFC's 1-0 loss, to Houston. With a rotated squad, we hoped we'd find a player who'd step up with an opportunity to show they deserve some more minutes or cement their role as a reliable depth piece, but no, in fact we showed almost nothing in that match, and Houston also showed almost nothing but a Jack McGlynn goal, making for an incredibly boring match. So we do our best to find SOMETHING entertaining for you to enjoy in the postgame show, including MANY completely unrelated topics we dive into after moving on from our (surprisingly legitimate, in retrospect) breakdown of the actual game. Come for the soccer analysis, Stay for Darren's Epic Viral Tips!!!

00:00 Welcome to Happy Foot Sad Foot

01:04 Post-Game Analysis: Initial Reactions

02:20 Player Performance Breakdown

03:31 Midfield Struggles and Defensive Issues

04:52 Depth and Roster Concerns

11:09 Super Chats and Fan Interactions

41:25 Reflecting on Travel and Family

42:08 Embarrassing Moments and Family Dynamics

43:42 Youth Soccer and Proud Moments

45:18 College Reunion Plans

47:46 UConn Women's Basketball and Star Players

50:03 Soccer Talk and Viewer Interactions

51:47 Late-Night Banter and Cryptocurrency Jokes

57:39 Wrapping Up and Final Thoughts

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Nathan Ordaz did what Nathan Ordaz does. Travis, Darren, and Vince break down the incredible first leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup and the perfect 90 minutes from LAFC. And of course, we talk all about the Messi of Van Nuys: Nathan Ordaz. Jobs not finished.

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This is normally an LAFC podcast, but this week we talk about Messi for like an hour. It's honestly almost entirely about Messi and if we can beat Messi. Even in the second segment, we play a game to see who get's Travis' extra ticket to see Messi. Darren Vince and Travis break down all the Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi. Then, we talk Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi, Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi and Messi. And as always Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi. Houston? No. Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi.

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The first game of the Surfliner Series is complete and holy sh*t did it not disappoint. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down Smoli's unbelievable goal, Hugo's unbelievable howler, and whether or not it's offensive to call Forrest Gump dumb. We had callers from the stadium, callers from the San Diego Double Tree toilet, and we drew a winner for our InterMiami ticket giveaway. Forgive me for saying this after a loss but... the most fun postgame show we've had all year?

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A true rival or just another little brother? LAFC heads south to San Diego for the very first match up between the Black and Gold and expansion franchise San Diego FC. Tony from SDFC podcast 2 Balls and A Mic is here to break down everything we need to know about the club, Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down all the storylines for the match, and podcasting is here to cure male loneliness. It's not working! Plus we talk all those pesky Griezmann rumors and spend way too long discussing SD's terrible crest. And remember, Stay Classy, San Diego (aka BE NICE TO ALL OF OUR FANS WHO ARE VISITING).

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00:00 Welcome to Happy Foot Sad Foot

00:49 Listener Mandated Banter: Housekeeping

05:11 Storylines Intro

05:38 LAFC vs San Diego FC Preview

12:20 Discussing San Diego FC's Potential

19:47 Antoine Griezmann Transfer Rumors

30:15 LAFC Fans' Reactions to Potential Signings

31:24 Discussing Gman's Loyalty to His Team

32:10 Madrid Travel Plans and LAFC Storylines

32:51 Interview with Tony from Two Balls and a Mic

34:46 San Diego FC's Performance and Philosophy

36:27 San Diego Soccer Culture and Fan Dynamics

40:04 Expectations for LAFC Fans Visiting San Diego

42:10 Luca Bambino's Future with San Diego FC

48:44 Bet It and Forget It: Weekly Predictions

55:12 Closing Remarks and Call to Action

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This episode did not have our own Travis Helwig, but instead it did KINDA have EVERYTHING else??? Our first caller from the stands in the middle of another MLS match in progress in another country; a special visit from Carlos of Global Diplomatic; an insane call from Heel Of The Foot Geoff Tock, who of course wanted to talk about anything but the match: other TV writers, strip clubs in Tijuana, the USMNT, hypothetical imspossible MLS trades, and of course he takes time to trash takes from other callers... and also a cameo in the chat from our friends at ter ur Amirian Law who are sponsoring our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway which you still have time to enter! And oh yeah, LAFC won 2-0! We talk about that bunch too!

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200 episodes in, and Travis still can't name a single LAFC2 player! Vince, Darren and Travis are here to discuss all the storylines heading into this week's match up like why this season has felt so frustrating, what the offense will look like without Denis Bouanga, and the birthplace of Ed Asner! Plus, we play a game about how boring Kansas City is, and of course we make some bets. But most of all, THANK YOU FOR 200 EPISODES. WE LOVE YOU BYEEEEEE.

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