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This week on the cast: Matt goes to the prom with a "harlot" out of spite, Ruthie's world view is shattered when she learns life-size dancing stegosauruses aren't real, Mary and Lucy have a plot about dating creepy twins that doesn't need to exist, PLUS a 90s ska montage about making a dress out of curtains.

We drank a lot of stuff before recording, but during recording it was Denizens Born Bohemian Pils.

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We are headed towards the Season 2 finish line with this awkward filler episode. It involves a really dirty daughter/father duo, Simon attempting to steal said dirty daughter, Matt hating his family, Sgt. Michaels not following a single department policy, and more Camden room drama. 

This week we drank:
Fortaleza Blanco
Jackie O's Razz Wheat

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Friend of the show and noted Frenchman Stephen is back to help us analyze what we have deemed the best episode of 7th Heaven yet! Goofiness and camp are in full effect as a charming, somewhat sexist, flakey, and chain smoking French foreign exchange student moves in with the Camdens. We also learn some important lessons about Internet safety. 

Greg drank the sad dog beer again.

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This week on the cast: Lucy encounters grief when her friend dies in a brutal accident (it's someone we don't know or care about), more secrets of the Camden house layout are revealed, Ruthie is unfortunately becoming as annoying as Simon, and Mary continues to do everything in her power to avoid touching cute boys.

We drank:
Flying Dog Blood Line Blood Orange Ale. This sad dog beer really had me talking like a sailor this week - explicit content ahead!

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On the show this week: Eric and Morgan do not break any kneecaps, nearly everyone ends up at a movie they do not want to watch, Matt and John go to the jazz club where John has a jazz meltdown, and some very uncomfortable padded bra scenes occur.

We were drinking:

Paloma
2 oz Tequila
Squeeze of Fresh Lime
Grapefruit soda such as Squirt or Ting.

Build in glass with ice and top with soda. Salt rim optional.

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This week on the cast: going to the worst museum is the worst plot, Mary and former bball rival Diane cultivate a budding romance, a lot of talk about a dance that we never see, Suzanne hits the mean streets of Glen Oak, and the debut of one hot (and mean) science teacher. 

We drank the soju Chum Churum.

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Believe us when we tell you this is a good one. Tune in for: the world's worst restaurant, the beanie weenies after school special, a completely left field fake heart attack, and of course, dog credit cards!


Drink this week:
Morgan's Negroni
1 oz Aperol
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
1 oz Gin

 Build in tumbler with ice, stir, and garnish with a lemon twist.

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Boy do we have an episode on our hands. Lucy can't decide between newly-single Jimmy Moon and pseudo-stoner Rod, so the rest of the family takes bets on her pick. Grandpa shows up with an interesting new look and a lot of immature feelings. Eric and Annie try to help three young couples get their lives together, with limited success. And Ruthie hops in every scene to talk about the trials and tribulations of her new lizards. 


This week we drank:

Bare Bones Kolsch - Hellbender
Sauvignon Blanc - Decoy

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This week on the show: discordant plots collide as Simon nurses a golfing addiction, church accountant and resident jerk Lou gets caught stealing from the coffers, and the Camden kids take down Coach Creeper with the help of feminist Principal Whitmer.


The Spaghett
Bottle of Miller High Life (drink some for room)
1 oz Aperol
1 oz Lemon Juice

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On our plate this episode: Eric forgets the roast (and honestly everything else in his life) because he was busy staring at Microsoft Word for three days, Mary is feeling insecure about new bball player in town, Diane, Lucy struggles to understand the history of the Vietnam War, which makes her seem cool to slacker boy Todd, Simon fancies himself a magician, and the Colonel flies in on an emergency mission to sort out all this nonsense.



This week's cocktail:
The Simoni
1 oz London Dry Gin
1 oz Aperol
.5 oz Sweet Vermouth
.5 oz Fresh Tangerine Juice

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