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Sorry my mic sounds real warble-y this time, Greg told me to record in the bath tub during our swimming lessons. On the show this week: Eric is worried about his "water weight" so he eats everything in town, Simon is trying to teach Ruthie how to swim above her weight class, Lucy gets burned by the Mila Kunis mean girls yet again, and Mary starts dating a weird frog mutilator, but he's pretty cute.

This week Greg was drinking some "Smoking Loon" cab, watch out!

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Guys, we did it successfully this time. The famous "3/3 IMDB reviewers give this episode 10/10" holocaust episode of 7th Heaven has been officially analyzed. There are three plots about hate of extremely varying degrees, and believe it or not, a full scene we deemed to be "good".

We completely forgot to mention it, but this week we were drinking Dirty Little Freak brown ale from the Baltimore brewery DuClaw. We liked it!

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Hi gang, we screwed up the audio for today's episode so we need to take this week off to muster up our will to re-record the whole thing. See you next Sunday, same Bat Time same Bat Place!

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This week we bring you the most Shark Tank episode of 7th Heaven yet. There are facts, there are figures, not a contract is in sight. Also Matt hosts a one man ball game, Mary renounces the trappings of heteronormativity, and The Tick is cross promoted up and down.

Korean Girl Group Audition We discussed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYefPQgBZNI&ab_channel=nokot36

This week we (Greg) drank leftover Marsala wine. Not recommended or endorsed, but not disparaged either.

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Watch out world, Shiri Appleby is here and she is a hardcore gangster complete with that traditional suburban gangster accoutrement - a Hot Topic belt buckle. Also this episode: we learn Lucy wants her ashes scattered about the local mall escalators so she can rest with Jim the mall cop forever, Simon is "getting into" hang gliding, and Ruthie's repetitive comedic relief tactics reach new heights of annoying.

This week we drank the Brooklyn Brewery "Mix Tape" variety pack. It was bad, don't buy it.

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All of the dangerous liaisons dangerously end in this messy episode chock full of romances gone wrong. First, Matt plans a terrible cross country road trip to grovel at the feet of Heather, Simon learns about the perils of dating Friends side characters, Ruthie goes head to head with Mrs. Rainy when she interrupts her Xena LARP, and Eric crushes poor little puppy dog Wilson. Mary moves on quickly. Lucy is also sort of in it.

This week we drank our beloved Cazadores Reposado with grapefruit juice.

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Oh no, here comes another filler episode focused on Simon and Mrs. Bink. We do our best to keep you entertained despite it all. This includes: a lot of discussion about charismatic cult leaders, our favorite shapes of ice, and significant whining about how bad this one is.


What we were drinking:

21st Amendment - Hell or High Pomegranate
Cazadores Reposado and Soda

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It's one of the most famous, yet thinly plotted episodes in 7th Heaven's history, what can really be said? Essentially, that Eric is out of control and Ruthie is Bean Daughter. Also, Greg's cat Dany makes a special guest appearance!


This week we drank:

Some Riesling we can't remember the name of. No particular reason we can't remember, really!

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Hey dear listeners, this week we are rolling right along in Season 3 with an episode based entirely around the phrase "I Love You." We learn Ruthie loves snooping, Eric loves chicken, Mary loves bothering Wilson, and Laurie loves deep cut house music. Also we just go on a mostly unprompted ten minute rant about fried chicken and hamburgers at one point. Blame it on the third beer.


This episode we drank some local brews:
Flying Dog "In God We Crush"
Silver Branch "Obsidian Castle"

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This week we are joined by friend of the show Mama Teri to discuss a riveting episode about the perils of ill-conceived public school policies, as all five Camden kids head off to their first day of the new school year and are then immediately suspended. Also, Mila Kunis makes her return and it's devastatingly shallow, the kid from Home Improvement threatens to jump off a building because his pant legs are too wide, and Happy attempts to get another bubble bath. 


This week's cocktail!:

Calvados Spritz
1 oz Calvados
1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Shake, pour over ice, and top with club soda and a lemon wheel.

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