I love how people still aren’t wearing masks even though the government said they should, also how people always have to make things about themselves like playing trumpet during a scheduled clap for essential workers. Or even the people protesting in New Hampshire with Assault Rifles to reopen the country, y’all must be named chuck huh?

Guess what? Face masks are mandated now HAHA, I thought they didn’t make a difference? Charlottes Web CBD ripped me off. Also, Pastor Tony Spell is just as evil as Kenneth Copeland, do the #DontBeAnAssholeChallenge

Tennessee chick bragging about NOT social distancing gets Coronavirus, of course. Tele scammers are out to play like never before. Now I think we really need to get our priorities straight.

Me and the wonderful Lalie y’all about underage drinking, taking sacks to the face, going back to back, and drop a couple of life hacks for you guys. Regular people shit.

Kerry Washington is overrated, there I said it. Joe Biden is a mess and the news needs to stop manipulating all of the information out there to make everyone panic, let’s all chill out goddamnit.

Tired of mask judgement, tired of all judgment to be honest. Terrence Howard winds the most detached celebrity of the week award...retroactively and we y’all about just how easy a virus can spread! Using an episode of the myth busters! Whatever, be happy!

Shawshank redemption, coronavirus, face mask acceptance, tiger king, golden retriever guidance, sugar daddies, literally everything...

I love how detached celebrities are, but also how the world works now because it’s easier to catch detached people not knowing how detached they are especially with all this free quarantine time on their hands. It’s inevitable that they’ll put out more hilarious detached crap.

I’ve cracked the code boys, y’all need guidance. I’ve got you, Kenneth Copeland has shown me the light. Be safe and stay healthy 💜

I can’t believe people came at Quaden Bayles and there’s a person who believes so whole heartedly that he wrote Taylor Swifts Shake it off that he got on Dr. Phil to talk about it. Whatever, do you understand?