Happy?

First pod of the year, looking forward to many more for the New Year. Are we seriously not mad at Tom Hanks’ son speaking patois? Honestly we’re just catching up on everything we’ve missed the past 12 days.

We can’t say Merry Christmas anymore? You must be Jason Mraz if you think you can tell me what I can and can’t say.

Are we really not going to talk about Eartha Kitt trying to smash Santa?

Harvey Weinstein is one of the worst people on earth, but hey... there are a lot of bad people out there unfortunately... all I can do is point them out, hand out helmets and make you laugh so we can forget about the bullshit for a little while.

My college experience and love for the psychology of liars makes for a fun rant

Do I have to address the peloton commercial controversy for real?!

She told me what it meant! Oh also, helmets and neck braces, two very different uses, equally as necessary.

This episode is a little more serious than the others I guess, but hey...evangelists get away with it all and that sucks...whatever, homeless guy hot chocolate.

Sooo I got some new boots...little did I know Doc Marten Sales associates know your feet better than you do even though you’ve lived with them all your life.

Are you tired of peoples fake solutions to problems like paper straws for regular straws? Do you think more people should be wearing helmets than we know? Do you think baby it’s cold outside getting banned before some rap music is ridiculous? You’ve come to the right place.