On today’s show…Side hustles, Subway name change sees thousands of submissions, vampires in Poland, Aliens in Peru, Which Ones Worse & More! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:08:10) Update: Subway Offers Lifetime Free Sandwiches - 10,000 signed up! (00:09:31) Side hustles are taking over Wes (00:13:38) Las Vegas private school teacher caught having 4-year sexual relationship with student (00:21:05) Jay-Z's Made In America festival featuring Lizzo as the headlining act CANCELED due to 'severe production problems’ amid singer's sexual harassment lawsuit 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:27:28) Terrified Peruvian villagers claim they are under attack from 7ft-tall 'armored aliens', call in the military (00:42:09) Queens doctor charged with drugging and filming himself sexually assaulting numerous women (00:45:04) Renowned NYC cancer doctor shoots her baby and then herself in murder-suicide (00:47:21) Italian man dies after being crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese (00:48:36) Burger King cook who hasn't missed work in 27 years gets $400K in donations after viral vid (00:53:46) Tory Lanez sentenced to 10 years for shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot (00:55:09) FBI agent lied under oath about knowledge of Hunter Biden laptop, talks with Facebook, document reveals (00:57:41) Update: 3 Men charged in Alabama boat battle (00:57:55) Meet TCU’s 455-pound freshman 🧛The Paranoid Polish🧛 (00:59:39) 'Vampire child' with padlocked ankle dug up in 17th-century Polish cemetery (01:02:37) Headless 'vampire' remains discovered in 1800s Polish mass grave site (01:04:03) The wheel Brought to you by our incredible sponsors FACTOR MEALS - Go to https://factormeal.com/hardfactor50 com slash hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off the best ready to eat meal kits in the world! BIRDDOGS - Go to https://Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order of the best men’s clothes money can buy TODAY! SUPPORT THE POD!!! Follow @HardFactorNews everywhere on the internet, and go to Pateon.com/HardFactor for more bonus content!

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(00:00:00 - 00:01:58) Intro (00:01:59 - 00:02:40) Pat is back and WE are back on YouTube: youtube.com/hardfactornews (00:02:41 - 00:05:45) Door PSA ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:46 - 00:07:22) Fun Fact: Square watermelons (00:07:23 - 00:11:35) Zoom calls employees back to office after riding work from home wave (00:11:36 - 00:14:43) Border agents seize illegal rooster blades used in cockfighting rings (00:14:44 - 00:18:24) 'Admit to your mistakes: Gold Star Families demand answers for deaths of 13 servicemembers during Afghanistan withdrawal (00:18:25 - 00:22:19) Red Dead Redemption, Chainsaw Massacre, GTA 6, and other gaming news 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:20:20 - 00:27:00) Lake Tahoe's notorious 'Hank the Tank' bear captured after at least 21 home invasions, set for relocation in Colorado (00:30:35 - 00:39:11) "He deserved it": Man arrested after stabbing another man through the head with a flagpole at Sonic Drive-In restaurant (00:39:12 - 00:48:57) Transgender woman claims ex won’t return surgically removed testicles, saying he’s got them in a ‘Mason jar kept in fridge next to the eggs’ (00:48:58 - 00:56:00) Terrified passengers evacuated after bear escapes from crate in plane’s cargo hold at Dubai airport (00:56:01 - 00:56:52) The wheel Brought to you by our incredible sponsor Factor. Go to factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code: hardfactor50 to get 50% off

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On episode 1267 the Hard Factor boys get feisty to start the week then talk about sports, the ocean, Texas wildlife attacks and stupid airline employees … 

Timestamps:

• (00:00:00) - Intro

• (00:01:40) - Congrats to the Trivia CHAMPS! 🎉🎉

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:08:31) - Fun fact

• (00:09:02) - Consumer spending up…

• (00:10:28) - White Sox's Tim Anderson and Guardians' José Ramírez trade punches during intense brawl at Progressive Field

• (00:15:31) - YouTube live comments

• (00:15:52) - “#Karma”: Megan Rapinoe sends the USWNT home with horrendous penalty kick

• (00:19:19) - Jake Paul bounces back from 1st loss with unanimous decision win over Nate Diaz

• (00:22:55) - Penguins acquire defenceman Erik Karlsson in three-team trade with Sharks, Canadiens

• (00:23:59) - Bryson DeChambeau shoots LIV Golf's first 58 to win at Greenbrier

• (00:25:40) - Mark struggling to hold it together

• (00:26:59) - Mark Zuckerberg says Elon Musk hasn’t agreed to August 26th cage fight

• (00:29:17) - Ex-NFL player Blake Martinez, who made $11M last year selling Pokemon cards, gets banned by ‘Whatnot’ for scamming collectors with fake cards

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:32:20) - James Webb Telescope spots massive question mark in Space 

• (00:34:37) - “Wooohhh”: Nerds flip out over Gulper Eel

• (00:39:42) - ‘Help me, Jesus!’: Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman and attacks her, then both are attacked by a hawk

• (00:49:10) - Mom sues Southwest for ‘blatant racism’ after being accused of trafficking black daughter on way to funeral

• (00:54:42) - Wes’ wonderful plan to traumatize the walking calculator

• (01:00:21) - Update on Pat

• (01:01:54) - The wheel

• (01:02:45) - “This is what family does”

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On episode 1266 the Hard Factor boys break down the latest man to marry a sex doll, this time homemade, and MUCH more… Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Intro (00:01:57) - TRIVIA NIGHT TONIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor  (00:02:16) - YouTube lives are BACK: https://youtube.com/live/i0CLjLsUM0s  (00:02:55) - Football is back!? ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:11) - Colts owner Jim Irsay spending $20M to fly Orca from Miami to be set free back in Pacific Ocean (00:08:16) - ‘Razzlekhan’ and husband plead guilty in $4.5bn Bitcoin launder tied to 2016 hack (00:10:01) - 2 US Navy sailors charged with providing sensitive military information to China (00:11:45) - Donald Trump pleads not guilty to election charges in latest arraignment (00:12:44) - Ron DeSantis agrees to debate Gavin Newsom on Fox News 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 - (00:15:22) Nate Diaz vs Jake Paul - Fight predictions (00:23:27) - BIRDDOGS! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order ⚡Florida Man - Lighting Round ⚡ (00:24:41) - Florida man caught impersonating Marshal after running red light (00:29:31) - Florida cops: Please stop calling us to report manatee orgies: patreon.com/hardfactor (00:31:50) - Leprosy cases surging in Florida, scientists say it may be Endemic in central Florida (00:39:00) - Colombian man marries ragdoll, has three children with her The Hive Five (00:51:01)  - Voicemail (01:12:32) - The wheel 🎡 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors BIRDDOGS. Go to http://Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order of the best men’s clothes money can buy TODAY! SUPPORT THE POD!!! Follow @HardFactorNews everywhere on the internet, and go to Pateon.com/HardFactor for more bonus content!

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Ex-Auburn Football Player Helps Bail Out Wife Who Hired Hitman To Kill Him  | 8.2.23 On today’s show…..Trudeau splits from wife, new Mona Lisa dropped, cyclops talk, Post Malone is a nerd, Mega Millions, wife hires hitman to kill husband, foot fondler in Lake Tahoe, slow Somalian runner, foot fetishes & more (00:01:55) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor  ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:34) Fun Fact: Cyclops (00:05:28) What the Mona Lisa would look like right now, according to AI (00:06:55 Gulf of Mexico swarmed with Sharks (00:07:53) Winston the pigeon quick with it! (00:09:36) Justin and Sophie Trudeau separate after 18 years of marriage (00:13:53) Bad Financial News: Stocks sink after historic US credit rating downgrade 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:22:22) Mega Millions Jackpot hits $1.25 Billion—Fourth-largest ever (00:24:43) Post Malone buys super rare ‘One Ring’ Magic The Gathering card valued at $2 Million 🥛Bons Dog Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:29:32) Lake Tahoe Foot Fondler finally ARRESTED! (00:33:26) Former Auburn Football player Robert Shiver helps bail wife who allegedly hired Bahamas hitman to kill him out of jail ✈️The International Moment ✈️ (00:46:21) Somali sports minister ‘sorry’ after runner clocks 'slowest-ever' 100m time as she finishes 10 seconds behind other athletes (00:52:46) Danish man who visited every country without flying has finally returned home Brought to you by the best men’s clothes money can buy: BIRDDOGS. Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

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(00:00:00 - 00:01:18) - Intro (00:01:19 - 00:01:52) - MACHO MAN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE HERE: https://store.hardfactor.com/products/cream-of-the-crop-hawaiian-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=hawai&_ss=e&_v=1.0 (00:01:53 - 00:05:01) - Wes, his son, a hammer, and TSA 👀 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Timee ☕ (00:05:02 - 00:10:09) - Trump indicted (again) over efforts to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss (00:10:10 - 00:14:44) - Women aren’t wearing underwear at the gym in latest viral trend (00:14:45 - 00:23:16) - Cameo says you can now hire a celebrity to quit your job for you: patreon.com/hardfactornews (00:23:17 - 00:27:26) - Chinese visitors flock zoo to see ‘fake’ bears (00:27:27 - 00:31:44) - Japanese man who spent $23,000 to become a wolf says he no longer feels human 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:31:45 - 00:37:32) - Lizzo sued over sexual harassment and hostile work environment allegations (00:38:15 - 00:42:43) - Nasa detects signal from Voyager 2 after ‘mistakenly cutting contact’ with ‘wrong command’ (00:42:44 - 00:47:59) - No 8th graders at LeBron James' Charter School have passed a state math test in 4 years (00:46:00 - 00:57:07) - The mysterious bathroom floor deuce at Chicago bar (00:57:08 - 01:02:49) - Marine veteran Trevor Reed who was released by Russia in prisoner swap, hurt while fighting in Ukraine (01:02:50 - 01:03:14) - The wheel (01:03:15 - 01:04:08) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor Made possible by our amazing sponsor BIRDDOGS! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order

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On episode 1263 the boys talk with Dr Tracy aka inspectorplanet about cocaine sharks, orcas and manatees (00:02:56). Devon Archer aka the Arch Deluxe testified that Joe Biden was involved in Hunter’s business 00:36:03). A man with two penises said the ladies loved it (00:47:43). And much much more… (00:00:00) - Intro (00:01:56) - Grass is dead ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:02:56) - Cocaine Sharks with Dr. Tracy Fanara (00:29:22) - Fan files police report after Cardi B hurled microphone into crowd during Las Vegas show (00:30:10) - Lori Vallow Daybell given 5 life sentences in prison for murder of her two children (00:31:52) - Taylor Schabusiness scowls as she's convicted of murdering and dismembering lover (00:33:43) - Paul Reubens, actor best known as Pee-wee Herman, dies at 70 (00:35:11) - 'Euphoria' actor Angus Cloud dies at 25 (00:36:03) - ‘My guy’: Hunter Biden partner Devon Archer says Joe Biden was on calls with foreign patrons for ‘the brand’ (00:40:21) - Illegal biotech lab with infectious agents and bioengineered mice run by Chinese firm uncovered in California warehouse (00:42:56) - A manager at a Pennsylvania Wendy's invented a fake employee and pocketed wages of $20,000, police say (00:47:43) - ‘Woman were addicted’: LA truck driver with two PENISES reveals the highs and lows of living with one in 5 million condition (00:55:42) - Woman speaks out after removing anus due to Crohn’s disease: ‘They closed it like a drawstring’ (01:02:42) - The wheel (01:03:08) -Thank you Dr. Tracy Fanara Brought to you by the best men’s clothes money can buy: BIRDDOGS. Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

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On episode 1262 the boys talk Taliban hating music, milk out of the jug, living with your ex’s husband, Cardi B, human dog suits, and MUCH more… 

• (00:00:00) Intro

• (00:01:31) Pat LOVES the beach now

• (00:03:18) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

• ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:03:37) Taliban officials burn dozens of musical instruments in bonfire

• (00:07:18) Ukraine unveils $250,000 a piece ‘boat drones’

• (00:11:49) US announces $345 million military aid package for Taiwan

• (00:15:09) NYC avenue overrun by brazen brothels operating in broad daylight

• (00:22:52) Cardi B throws microphone at idiot who Hurled a Drink at Her During Concert

• 🥛No Cream Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:31:36) Daredevil known for high-rise stunts dead after falling from 68th floor

• (00:35:37) Canadian real estate agent fined $20,000 after being caught drinking milk straight out of the jug at a home he was showing

• (00:48:49) Mastercard moves to ban cannabis purchases on its debit cards

• (00:50:50) Woman continues to care for ex-husband following traumatic brain injury along with new husband

• (01:01:06) Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public

• (01:07:11) Orangutan driving a golf cart

• (01:09:37) The wheel

• (01:10:13) Join us for Trivia: patreon.com/hardfactor

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On today’s show….MORE Nancy Mace, Subway back in the news, shitty judge caught on camera, two Florida stories you won’t believe, another missing persons hoax & ALIENS! (00:01:34) Florida woman joins us next week! (00:01:55) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor (00:02:32) Weekend plans and Pat’s fear of water ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:30) Joke of the day: Vegan aliens (00:05:50) Singer Sinéad O'Connor dies aged 56 (00:07:45) Rep. Nancy Mace: Feet pics, tips, AND SEX 🥵 (00:16:32) Subway to give free sandwiches for life to one person who agrees to legally change name to ‘Subway’ (00:19:59) Judge caught on camera scrolling on phone for ‘hours’ during trial over toddler’s murder — as mother cried on stand 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:25:59) BREAKING: Rep. Nancy Mace abducted by Aliens after Senate hearing!!! (00:31:59) RIP: Randy Meisner (00:32:59) Bands franchising - The future? (00:35:13) 11-year-old girl arrested in Florida after falsely reporting friend's abduction for "a YouTube challenge" (00:45:38) Florida man arrested for dunking a woman’s head into a vat of tar during argument (00:52:18) Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium (00:56:15 Orcas are moving to Florida for good! 👀 Hive Five (00:57:10) New Patreon members, WELCOME! Thank you so much for the support (00:58:53) ‘Actually the best’: 5-star reviews (01:04:25) Voicemails (01:31:30) We’re done with the Water Sommelier (01:33:15) The wheel (01:34:31) Live poll result Brought to you by our incredible sponsors, BIRDDOGS - Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

On episode 1260 of Hard Factor…Mitch McConnell has a scary episode, people testify to Congress that aliens exist on earth, a woman loses her mind on the Bay Bridge and much much more … Timestamps:

• (00:00:00) - Intro

• (00:01:58) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:02:22) - Nose pimples

• (00:03:07) - Joke of the day (It was too funny for Pat)

• (00:04:47) - Hulk Hogan announces he's engaged to yoga instructor Sky Daily at her best friend's own wedding

• (00:10:07) - Texas inmates ‘being cooked alive’ in heatwave with no air conditioning, but the state seldom acknowledges heat as a cause of death

• (00:14:04) - Naked woman opens fire at passing cars on San Francisco bridge causing MASSIVE traffic jam

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:22:49) - Mitch McConnell says he’s ‘fine’ after freezing during Senate press conference, being escorted away

• (00:29:42) - Singer divorces 'devilishly handsome' ghost of a Victorian soldier after less than a year

• (00:38:47) - UFO hearing key takeaways: Whistleblower’s remarks, cover-up claims, and Pentagon denials

• (00:51:39) - Federal judge declines to approve Hunter Biden plea deal for now

• (00:52:47) - Couple suing Airbnb owner for $75,000 after hidden camera in bathroom filmed them having sex

• (01:02:30) - MACE!

• (01:02:54) - The wheel

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