(00:00:00 - 00:01:18) - Intro (00:01:19 - 00:01:52) - MACHO MAN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE HERE: https://store.hardfactor.com/products/cream-of-the-crop-hawaiian-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=hawai&_ss=e&_v=1.0 (00:01:53 - 00:05:01) - Wes, his son, a hammer, and TSA 👀 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Timee ☕ (00:05:02 - 00:10:09) - Trump indicted (again) over efforts to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss (00:10:10 - 00:14:44) - Women aren’t wearing underwear at the gym in latest viral trend (00:14:45 - 00:23:16) - Cameo says you can now hire a celebrity to quit your job for you: patreon.com/hardfactornews (00:23:17 - 00:27:26) - Chinese visitors flock zoo to see ‘fake’ bears (00:27:27 - 00:31:44) - Japanese man who spent $23,000 to become a wolf says he no longer feels human 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:31:45 - 00:37:32) - Lizzo sued over sexual harassment and hostile work environment allegations (00:38:15 - 00:42:43) - Nasa detects signal from Voyager 2 after ‘mistakenly cutting contact’ with ‘wrong command’ (00:42:44 - 00:47:59) - No 8th graders at LeBron James' Charter School have passed a state math test in 4 years (00:46:00 - 00:57:07) - The mysterious bathroom floor deuce at Chicago bar (00:57:08 - 01:02:49) - Marine veteran Trevor Reed who was released by Russia in prisoner swap, hurt while fighting in Ukraine (01:02:50 - 01:03:14) - The wheel (01:03:15 - 01:04:08) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor Made possible by our amazing sponsor BIRDDOGS! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order

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On episode 1263 the boys talk with Dr Tracy aka inspectorplanet about cocaine sharks, orcas and manatees (00:02:56). Devon Archer aka the Arch Deluxe testified that Joe Biden was involved in Hunter’s business 00:36:03). A man with two penises said the ladies loved it (00:47:43). And much much more… (00:00:00) - Intro (00:01:56) - Grass is dead ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:02:56) - Cocaine Sharks with Dr. Tracy Fanara (00:29:22) - Fan files police report after Cardi B hurled microphone into crowd during Las Vegas show (00:30:10) - Lori Vallow Daybell given 5 life sentences in prison for murder of her two children (00:31:52) - Taylor Schabusiness scowls as she's convicted of murdering and dismembering lover (00:33:43) - Paul Reubens, actor best known as Pee-wee Herman, dies at 70 (00:35:11) - 'Euphoria' actor Angus Cloud dies at 25 (00:36:03) - ‘My guy’: Hunter Biden partner Devon Archer says Joe Biden was on calls with foreign patrons for ‘the brand’ (00:40:21) - Illegal biotech lab with infectious agents and bioengineered mice run by Chinese firm uncovered in California warehouse (00:42:56) - A manager at a Pennsylvania Wendy's invented a fake employee and pocketed wages of $20,000, police say (00:47:43) - ‘Woman were addicted’: LA truck driver with two PENISES reveals the highs and lows of living with one in 5 million condition (00:55:42) - Woman speaks out after removing anus due to Crohn’s disease: ‘They closed it like a drawstring’ (01:02:42) - The wheel (01:03:08) -Thank you Dr. Tracy Fanara Brought to you by the best men’s clothes money can buy: BIRDDOGS. Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

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On episode 1262 the boys talk Taliban hating music, milk out of the jug, living with your ex’s husband, Cardi B, human dog suits, and MUCH more… 

• (00:00:00) Intro

• (00:01:31) Pat LOVES the beach now

• (00:03:18) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

• ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:03:37) Taliban officials burn dozens of musical instruments in bonfire

• (00:07:18) Ukraine unveils $250,000 a piece ‘boat drones’

• (00:11:49) US announces $345 million military aid package for Taiwan

• (00:15:09) NYC avenue overrun by brazen brothels operating in broad daylight

• (00:22:52) Cardi B throws microphone at idiot who Hurled a Drink at Her During Concert

• 🥛No Cream Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:31:36) Daredevil known for high-rise stunts dead after falling from 68th floor

• (00:35:37) Canadian real estate agent fined $20,000 after being caught drinking milk straight out of the jug at a home he was showing

• (00:48:49) Mastercard moves to ban cannabis purchases on its debit cards

• (00:50:50) Woman continues to care for ex-husband following traumatic brain injury along with new husband

• (01:01:06) Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public

• (01:07:11) Orangutan driving a golf cart

• (01:09:37) The wheel

• (01:10:13) Join us for Trivia: patreon.com/hardfactor

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On today’s show….MORE Nancy Mace, Subway back in the news, shitty judge caught on camera, two Florida stories you won’t believe, another missing persons hoax & ALIENS! (00:01:34) Florida woman joins us next week! (00:01:55) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor (00:02:32) Weekend plans and Pat’s fear of water ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:30) Joke of the day: Vegan aliens (00:05:50) Singer Sinéad O'Connor dies aged 56 (00:07:45) Rep. Nancy Mace: Feet pics, tips, AND SEX 🥵 (00:16:32) Subway to give free sandwiches for life to one person who agrees to legally change name to ‘Subway’ (00:19:59) Judge caught on camera scrolling on phone for ‘hours’ during trial over toddler’s murder — as mother cried on stand 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:25:59) BREAKING: Rep. Nancy Mace abducted by Aliens after Senate hearing!!! (00:31:59) RIP: Randy Meisner (00:32:59) Bands franchising - The future? (00:35:13) 11-year-old girl arrested in Florida after falsely reporting friend's abduction for "a YouTube challenge" (00:45:38) Florida man arrested for dunking a woman’s head into a vat of tar during argument (00:52:18) Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium (00:56:15 Orcas are moving to Florida for good! 👀 Hive Five (00:57:10) New Patreon members, WELCOME! Thank you so much for the support (00:58:53) ‘Actually the best’: 5-star reviews (01:04:25) Voicemails (01:31:30) We’re done with the Water Sommelier (01:33:15) The wheel (01:34:31) Live poll result Brought to you by our incredible sponsors, BIRDDOGS - Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

On episode 1260 of Hard Factor…Mitch McConnell has a scary episode, people testify to Congress that aliens exist on earth, a woman loses her mind on the Bay Bridge and much much more … Timestamps:

• (00:00:00) - Intro

• (00:01:58) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:02:22) - Nose pimples

• (00:03:07) - Joke of the day (It was too funny for Pat)

• (00:04:47) - Hulk Hogan announces he's engaged to yoga instructor Sky Daily at her best friend's own wedding

• (00:10:07) - Texas inmates ‘being cooked alive’ in heatwave with no air conditioning, but the state seldom acknowledges heat as a cause of death

• (00:14:04) - Naked woman opens fire at passing cars on San Francisco bridge causing MASSIVE traffic jam

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:22:49) - Mitch McConnell says he’s ‘fine’ after freezing during Senate press conference, being escorted away

• (00:29:42) - Singer divorces 'devilishly handsome' ghost of a Victorian soldier after less than a year

• (00:38:47) - UFO hearing key takeaways: Whistleblower’s remarks, cover-up claims, and Pentagon denials

• (00:51:39) - Federal judge declines to approve Hunter Biden plea deal for now

• (00:52:47) - Couple suing Airbnb owner for $75,000 after hidden camera in bathroom filmed them having sex

• (01:02:30) - MACE!

• (01:02:54) - The wheel

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(00:00:00 - 00:00:40) Intro (00:00:41 - 00:03:56) Getting into studio mode with Pat! (00:03:57 - 00:04:57) TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:58 - 00:09:36) Bronny James, older son of LeBron James, in stable condition after suffering cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice (00:09:37 - 00:13:17) Record-breaking heatwave is causing rise in third-degree burns from falling on the ground, heat exhaustion (00:13:18 - 00:19:20) High tide: 'Large quantity' of marijuana washes up on Florida beach (00:19:21 - 00:23:42) Texas professor suspended hours after criticizing lieutenant governor in lecture 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:23:43 - 00:31:02) Tafari Campell, Obamas' personal chef, drowned in Martha's Vineyard, police say (00:31:03 - 00:42:19) ‘Amazing a$$! 😘’: AI Influencer gains thousands of followers after thirst traps go viral (00:42:20 - 00:44:20) Biden's dog Commander sent Secret Service officer to hospital, bit 6 others within 4 months (00:44:21 - 00:44:46) US government holding historic UFO hearing (00:44:47 - 00:49:17) Utah man reportedly beats his friend to death with a can of soup during drunken argument (00:49:18 - 00:55:31) Jury convicts Oregon man who rigged home with 'Indiana Jones' booby trap, injuring federal officer (00:55:32 - 01:04:12) ‘Queen of chaos’: Former Kentucky sorority girl goes viral with 11th mugshot (01:04:13 - 01:04:33) The wheel (01:04:34 - 01:04:55) Get in on the bonus content and the discord server: patreon.com/hardfactor (01:04:56 - 01:07:21) MACHO MAN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE HERE: https://store.hardfactor.com/products/cream-of-the-crop-hawaiian-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=hawai&_ss=e&_v=1.0

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On episode 1258 of Hard Factor… the boys explore the dangers of Almond/Rock use in Trader Joe’s cookies, FINALLY get to the bottom of the Carlee Russell story, talk a little Facekinis, IRS, Thai Food, Outer Space and MUCH more… Timestamps: (00:00:00) Intro (00:01:05) Chicago man Pat just dropped! Home tour on the Hive hour this week: patreon.com/hardfactor ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:32) Update - Gilgo Beach murders: Police searching suspect's walk-in vault (00:08:32) Update - Carlee Russell admits 'there was no kidnapping' or baby on the highway in bombshell hoax confession (00:13:52) Trader Joe’s recalls cookies because ‘they may contain rocks’ (00:16:48) Vladimir Putin signs law banning gender reassignment surgery and adoption of children by trans people (00:17:47) Thieves dressed as mechanics make off with $1 million worth of luxury vehicles in Toronto dealership 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:20:48) IRS is ending unannounced visits to taxpayers to ‘protect worker safety and combat scammers’ 🍕🥘Inappropriate Meals 🍔🍜 (00:27:04) Woman sues spicy Thai food restaurant over too-spicy, 'unfit for human consumption' dish (00:32:53) Indiana special ed staff who made student eat vomit charged: Police (00:36:11) ‘Facekini’ trend taking off in China amid record-breaking heatwave (00:43:10) Is Nayib Bukele what America needs? (00:48:17) What can be unburdened by what has been (00:52:29) James Webb Space Telescope sees newly forming planets swimming in water (00:56:54) The wheel (00:57:10) BONUS CONTENT! Join us for the Hive Hour this week: patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsors, BIRDDOGS - Go to Birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order!

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Drama with Martin Riese and his followers, big movie weekend for Barbie and Ben Shapiro, Europe is going right, Elon Musk is rebranding Twitter, Lotto pool mayhem & a new leader for our Navy!  (00:01:03) We love water! 💦💧💦💧 (00:02:08) YouTube LIVES ARE BACK: youtube.com/hardfactornews (00:03:) We need more water experts! 💦💧💦💧 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:22) Joke of the day (00:04:23) HUGE weekend for movies…and Ben Shapiro LOVED Barbie  (00:08:53) Jamie Foxx speaks out for the first time since his hospitalization…but people think it’s not him, but instead a clone of him (00:11:51) WE LOVE DRINKING WATER! 💦💧💦💧 (00:13:05) Messi is KILLING IT in Miami, while Ronaldo is DESTROYING that a$$ 🍑 (00:19:54) Elon Musk is rebranding Twitter to ‘X’ and killing the bird logo (00:21:36) Conservatives set to win Spain election, making Spain 4th European government to go right 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:25:51) Water Sommelier Martin Riese, lover of water and master of making things up 💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧 (00:38:59) Man claims former co-workers cut him out of $1M lottery prize after being in pool for years: lawsuit (00:53:23) Biden chooses Admiral Lisa Franchetti to become the first woman in US history to be top officer in the Navy (00:54:16) Universal Studios fined for trimming trees that were shading strikers from heatwave (00:56:25) Water has all of us WORKED UP! 💦💧💦💧💦💧 (00:58:15) The wheel Brought to you by BIRDDOGS!!! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order of the best men’s clothes on earth! Follow @HardFactorNews on Spotify, Apple Pods, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and Snapchat for more. Patreon.com/HardFactor if you want to drop the Golden Elbow and help us grow the brand!

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In Episode 1256 the boys discuss Florida, RFK censorship, cocaine sharks, doomsday fish and end with a live Q&A. 

… Timestamps:

• (00:00:00) - Intro

• (00:01:35) - Pat is on the move

• (00:02:31) - The machete is HERE! Full story over at patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:04:51) - Live Q&A coming up! (WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS?!?)

• (00:05:38) - Rewriting history to avoid reparations: Florida Board of Education OKs Black history standards amid outcry

• (00:10:54) - Digital artist outraged after work copied more than 400,000 times with AI in the last year

• (00:15:35) - Outrage in India after 2 women paraded naked, raped

• (00:18:17) - Florida girl awarded $800,000 for McDonald's Chicken McNugget burn

• (00:23:57) - Powerball: One winning ticket sold for $1.08B jackpot in California…

• (00:25:40) - Fact check: Texas border patrol situation

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:26:48) - Robert F. Kennedy Jr. testifies at House hearing on social media and censorship

• (00:38:05) - New drug test shows twice-a-year injections could replace daily high blood pressure pills

• (00:38:45) - Nuclear bombs set off new geological epoch in the 1950s, scientists say

• (00:40:22) - 'Cocaine sharks' off Florida may be feasting on dumped bales of drugs

• (00:47:23) - Divers in Taiwan film rare encounter with giant 'Doomsday Fish' believed to be a harbinger of earthquake

The Hive Five

• (00:49:00) - Poll results

• (00:53:29) - Voicemails

• (01:08:31) - Live Q&A

• (01:14:36) - Special voicemail

• (01:16:11) - Live Q&A - continued

• (01:24:06) - Bonus content: patreon.com/hardfactor

• (01:24:35) - The Wheel

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In Episode 1255 the boys take a deep dive into the rabbit holes of Ball Busting, the future of AI partners, and MUCH more… Timestamps: (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:43) Mark is FLYYING (now)!! (00:05:08) American Airlines bans teen they caught 'skiplagging' for three years (00:09:30) Oppenheimer and Barbie are crushing the box office! (00:14:12) Police reveal Carlee Russell searched Google for 'Taken' movie, 'Amber Alert' hours before being ‘kidnapped’ (00:18:15) IRS whistleblowers testify before House Oversight Committee about Hunter Biden probe (00:21:43) Joe Manganiello files for divorce from Sofia Vergara two days after split announcement, cites 'irreconcilable differences' 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 - (00:24:14) Ball busting fetish: Why some men like to be kicked in the nuts (00:33:29) CMT pulls Jason Aldean's 'Try That in a Small Town' video after 'pro-lynching' accusations, as Sheryl Crow slams song for "promoting violence" (00:52:33) The first AI-generated poetry book has been published (00:56:36) ‘Groundbreaking AI project’ translates 5,000-year-old cuneiform at push of a button (00:57:07) ‘Will seem alive’: Ex-Google exec says AI-powered sex robots will eliminate need for human partner in bed (01:01:11) Eagles trained to neutralize drones in Switzerland Brought to you by our incredible sponsors BIRDDOGS! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order Follow @HardFactorNews everywhere and Patreon.com/HardFactor for more bonus pods and Discord group chat with the hosts!

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