On today’s episode.. Circleville, OH Ronald Clifton picked the wrong time to feed his pet Zebra and it ended poorly for all.

• (00:00:00 - 00:02:15) Intro
• (00:02:16 - 00:02:57) Carrots or Broccoli?

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:02:58 - 00:06:58) Lindsay Lohan announces a baby is 'coming soon'
• (00:06:59 - 00:13:02) Jets rumors: Allen Lazard agrees to $44M contract amid Aaron Rodgers trade buzz
• (00:13:03 - 00:23:07) DeSantis admin revokes Hyatt Regency Miami alcohol license after it hosted 'A Drag Queen Christmas'
• (00:23:08 - 00:27:51) Netherlands sees first-ever conviction for "stealthing" during sex; One man acquitted

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:28:00 - 00:38:28) Michael Irvin: Marriott releases details of allegations,video of Irvin with accuser

⚡Listener submitted - Lighting Round⚡

• (00:44:20 - 00:45:50) 7 people hospitalized after turbulence forces Lufthansa flight to make emergency landing, pilot says plane dropped 1,000 feet
• (00:45:51 - 00:47:46) Drunk man jumped inside a lion cage in India
• (00:47:46 - 00:56:04) Pet zebra put down by Ohio police after nearly biting man's arm off
• (00:56:05 - 01:00:18) Robots are taking over: McDonald's is ‘testing’ out a robotic restaurant in Texas

Creeper Corner

• (01:00:19 - 01:06:19) Man Who Spray-Painted ‘Groomer’ On Libraries Caught With Child Porn, Police Say
• (01:06:20 - 01:13:41) Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally 'apologizes' after being caught thirsting over gay man's Instagram
• (01:13:42 - 01:15:12) The Wheel

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On today’s episode…The US banks had a really bad day Monday but the FDIC and Biden say don’t panic, everyone will be covered (00:22:44). Biden administration approves $7B Willow oil project in Alaska (00:08:46). Canada Supreme Court justice on paid leave after drunken hotel fight over his 'creepy' behavior toward female guests (00:36:30) (00:00:00) - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:47) - Joke of the day - What do you call a woman that says she can do anything a man can do? (00:04:24) - Oscars 2023 recap - it sucked… (00:08:46) - Biden administration approves $7B Willow oil project in Alaska (00:11:32) - Eighteen female guards at 'Britain's cushiest jail' fired for having illicit affairs with inmates (00:16:39) - A 4-Day work week bill reintroduced in the House (00:20:14) - Africa is splitting in half, slowly forming a new ocean 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:22:44) - Banking Crisis: Biden urges calm as two of the biggest bank collapses in history happen 🧑‍🎄Canadian Court 🧑‍🎄 (00:36:30) - Canada Supreme Court justice on paid leave after drunken hotel fight over his 'creepy' behavior toward female guests (00:42:46) - Giving the middle finger is a ‘God-given right’, Canadian judge rules 😤Cocaine Corner 😤 (00:46:51) - Mystery as submarine with $87m worth of cocaine and two dead bodies found off coast of Colombia (00:53:56) - US women are outdrinking men for first time in history, Biden's alcohol czar reveals (01:03:41) - The wheel Brought to you by our sponsors…. SHADY RAYS - What’s better than getting one pair of Shady Rays and not worrying if you break or lose them? Getting two! Go to ShadyRays.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor and for a limited time, when you buy one pair of Shady Rays, you’ll get a second pair FREE. NUTRAFOL - You can grow thicker, healthier hair AND support our show by going to Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code HARDFACTOR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription – this is their best offer anywhere and it’s only available to US customers for a limited time.  Plus FREE shipping on EVERY order. Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s episode… Scientist are letting lose another zombie virus they dug up in the Permafrost, Berlin is gonna let you bear it all, San Francisco is officially a third world city, George Santos could go down for his latest scandal, an asteroid is racing towards Earth, mom and daughter make 16 year old boy their sex slave & More! (00:03:21) A group of 1,000 migrants have swarmed a port of entry in El Paso, Texas in an attempt to get into the United States (00:05:17)  Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office drops charges against man who opened fire from his car nearly two years ago. ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:40)  Fun Facts - Women are the leading cause of heart attacks (00:08:11)  Silicon Valley Bank failure - What’s next and how this could affect you (00:19:45) in 625 chance: Nasa tracking asteroid that could ruin Valentine’s Day in 2046 (00:24:13) ‘Unrivalled’: Another atmospheric river takes aim at a storm-battered California still dealing with flooding and damaged roadways (00:24:21)  Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:29:15)  Berlin to allow ALL swimmers to go topless at public swimming pools (00:38:50) ‘Third World’: Goats run loose in San Francisco and no one knows where they came from (00:46:58) George Santos was 'in charge' of a credit card fraud scheme, former roommate alleges (00:56:36) Cheer coach arrested after sleeping with daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend more than 300 times! (01:04:34) Woman finds husband's body while getting Christmas decorations 8 months after she reported him missing Brought to you by our sponsors…. SHADY RAYS - What’s better than getting one pair of Shady Rays and not worrying if you break or lose them? Getting two! Go to ShadyRays.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor and for a limited time, when you buy one pair of Shady Rays, you’ll get a second pair FREE. NUTRAFOL - You can grow thicker, healthier hair AND support our show by going to Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code HARDFACTOR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription – this is their best offer anywhere and it’s only available to US customers for a limited time.  Plus FREE shipping on EVERY order. Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s episode… Chris Rock Vs. Will Smith, Nikki Haley’s dumb ideas, Aldi ruins Easter, Cocaine cats, betting on the WWE, Catholic group hunting gay priests & More! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:02:25) Fun Fact: Niagara Falls + Siamese Twins (00:08:15) Nikki Haley calls for changing retirement age for Americans who are now in their 20s (00:13:47) Will Smith ‘embarrassed, hurt’ over Chris Rock’s comments in Netflix special: report (00:17:19) Florida man wins $4 million jackpot during Mass. visit for the birth of his grandchild 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:22:49)  Aldi responds after shopper points out Marshmallow Bunnies and Chicks look like a 🍆 👃Cocaine Corner😤 (00:34:59) 'Cocaine Cat': Police responding to 'cat stuck in tree' find coked out African Serval instead! (00:43:11) WWE in talks with state gambling regulators to legalize betting on scripted match results (00:49:12) Catholic group spent millions on app data that tracked gay priests 🖐️Hive Five🖐️ (01:02:26) Hive’s funniest videos of the week (01:14:10)  Five star reviews (01:21:53) Comments and DMs (01:26:41) Voicemails part 1 (01:32:30)  Pat found something on Stanley 👀 (01:39:21) Voicemails part 2 (01:42:59)  Poll results Brought to you by our sponsors…. FAST GROWING TREES: Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF at: www.FastGrowingTrees.com/factor FACTOR: 50% off your first box by using code hardfactor50 at www.FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s episode… 28 schoolgirls were hospitalized with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board (00:34:43)... and Much More: (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:29) Fun Fact about Women (00:06:59) Senators push bill designating cartels as 'terrorist organizations' after Americans killed in Mexico (00:12:00) Tiger Woods’ ex Erica Herman wants NDA nullified over sexual harassment clause (00:18:56) New mind-reading AI turns people's thoughts into images with 80% accuracy 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:23:00) ‘Your Mother Makes Sex Movies’: Sharon Stone reveals 'Basic Instinct' contributed to losing custody of son 🤯 Not that surprising corner 🤯 (00:37:49) Shocking news about the origins of the virus (00:39:23) Will’s on the Market for (another) vacuum (00:40:32) ‘I was dumped by my husband’: Mom makes massive comeback as bodybuilding OnlyFans star (00:45:51) Intelligence Suggests Pro-Ukrainian Group Sabotaged Pipelines, U.S. Officials Say ⚡🏫 Fools in school - Lighting round 🏫⚡ (00:52:19) Bad news for the Borgi: ‘Borg’ TikTok trend lands dozens of UMass students in hospital (00:55:33) 28 schoolgirls hospitalized with ‘anxiety’ after playing with Ouija board (0057:51) Canadian teacher placed on leave after months of debate over size Z prosthetic breasts (01:00:20) Math teacher arrested after making 5th-grader faint while ‘demonstrating chokehold’ (01:01:47) Teacher assaults 15 year old disabled student on plane (01:03:43) School lunch lady charged with sexually assaulting 14-year-old student after bombarding him with nudes (01:07:55) Bonus shows explained - Patreon/YouTube (01:08:12) The Wheel Brought to you by our sponsors…. FAST GROWING TREES: Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF at: www.FastGrowingTrees.com/factor FACTOR: 50% off your first box by using code hardfactor50 at www.FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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Ford's AI robot cars will be able to repossess themselves

On today’s episode… Ford filed a patent yesterday that, outside of cucking tow-truck drivers, is mostly all bad. In the future Ford cars will be able to return themselves to the dealership if their owner is a deadbeat. (00:34:43)

• (00:00:00) Intro

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:02:30) Fun Facts about Wes on his Birthday/International women’s day
• (00:08:08) Aaron Rodgers in talks with the New York Jets…who cares
• (00:08:16) Minnesota Vikings wide receiver KJ Osborn saves man from burning car
• (00:10:45) Bruce Willis’ wife begs paparazzi not to yell at him in the street
• (00:15:16) Two Americans dead and two others found alive after violent kidnapping in Mexico

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:22:31) Disneyland pulls 'Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah' song from parade

⚡Lighting Round ⚡

• (00:34:43) Ford files patent that suggests self-driving cars could repossess themselves…
• (00:39:19) ‘Topless maid’ reveals she gets paid over $2K per day to clean houses
• (00:43:15) Dog brutally rips off woman's nose after becoming startled by her teeth whitening kit
• (00:45:52) Man has decided to eat nothing but McDonalds for 100 days to lose weight
• (00:46:53) Fun Fact: Mexico one of the most popular destinations in 2022
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• (00:47:55) PFT Commenter gives us a LIVE update on his masturbation strike over Dan Snyder
• (01:18:52) The Wheel

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On today’s show…“Topless cannabis dispensary” at Club Castaway proposed at Whately, massachusetts to town hall (00:47:30). Keanu Reeves responds after scientists name new fungi killing  bacteria after him (00:23:02)! Family raises 250-pound Asiatic Bear for 2 years thinking it's a dog (00:31:25). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:03:10) - How to support the show - Epic live show announcement ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:26) - Fun Fact - Jim Sullivan (00:09:06) - Chris Rock Netflix special: What we think (00:12:20) - ‘Blowing her back’: North West’s TikTok cosplay video as Ice Spice has people debating (00:13:04) - California crime update (00:14:31) - Ex-Raider Derek Carr agrees to 4-year contract with Saints (00:14:43) - Novak Djokovic denied entry into US, withdraws from Indian Wells and Miami Open (00:15:59) - Infamous Orca Duo Kill At Least 17 Sharks In Feeding Frenzy 🐸Frog of War 🐸 (00:17:52) - Ukraine war: Russia's Wagner boss suggests 'betrayal' in Bakhmut battle (00:21:42) - China doubles down on reunification with Taiwan 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:23:02) - Keanu Reeves responds after scientists name new fungi killing  bacteria after him! 🇨🇳What the hell China? 🇨🇳 (00:31:25) - Family raises 250-pound Asiatic Bear for 2 years thinking it's a dog (00:39:23) - China's ban on female lingerie models leads to lingerie-wearing male models in shopping livestreams (00:47:30) - “Topless cannabis dispensary” at Club Castaway proposed at Whately, massachusetts to town hall (00:55:59) - The Wheel Brought to you by our sponsors…. FAST GROWING TREES: Fast Growing Trees Plant Experts curate thousands of easy-to-grow plant, shrub and tree varieties for your unique climate. Join over ONE POINT FIVE MILLION happy Fast Growing Trees customers!  Go to Fast Growing Trees dot com slash [factor] NOW to get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF your entire order.  Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF at www.FastGrowingTrees.com/factor FACTOR: America’s Number One Ready To Eat Meal Kit: Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. That’s code hardfactor50 at www.FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s show…Canada is gonna give you cocaine!  Jon Jones is The GOAT, New Big Mac dropped, Ja Morant is a moron, another hunter killed some pets, cannibals, Jackson Mahomes & snorkeling horror stories (00:03:30) Friday’s show didn’t go as planned…Will listened to Friday's show, Wes pulled a fast one ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:15)  Joke of the day: Man admitted to the hospital (00:08:10)  Pat started a Twitter feud with a female comedian…on women’s history month (00:13:51) Two Canadian drug companies licensed to produce, sell cocaine, heroin, and MDMA (00:18:35)  Couple hunting for shells on beach find $60,000,000 worth of cocaine instead (00:20:15) Chicken Big Mac just dropped…should we do a Gainer Bull styled mukbang? 👀 (00:24:20) UFC 285: Jon Jones makes easy work of Ciryl Gane with first-round submission (00:28:05) Ja Morant suspended from Grizzlies for 2 games after posing with gun on Instagram live (00:31:33) Texas Tech suspends basketball coach Mark adams for racially insensitive remark 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:32:47) New York hunter who killed family’s German Shepherds says he thought they were coyotes (00:41:33) Hiker shot dead on a remote Washington trail; the investigation has been as strange as the killings (00:42:48)  Man caught at airport with human meat in suitcase…but the flesh doesn't belong to alleged murder victim (00:49:46) Man caught using blowtorch to ‘cook chickens’ in alleyway behind restaurant…but there’s nothing wrong with it (00:53:47) Couple sues Hawaii snorkeling company for $5 million for abandoning them in the ocean on their honeymoon (01:05:36) Jackson Mahomes under police investigation for sexually assaulting a female and shoving waiter - surveillance video Brought to you by our sponsors…. FAST GROWING TREES: Fast Growing Trees Plant Experts curate thousands of easy-to-grow plant, shrub and tree varieties for your unique climate. Join over ONE POINT FIVE MILLION happy Fast Growing Trees customers!  Go to Fast Growing Trees dot com slash [factor] NOW to get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF your entire order.  Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF at www.FastGrowingTrees.com/factor FACTOR: America’s Number One Ready To Eat Meal Kit: Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. That’s code hardfactor50 at www.FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s episode.. Alex Murdaugh found guilty of murdering wife Maggie and son Paul in South Carolina case (00:07:14). Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall claims she was 'sexually groomed' in a new lawsuit (00:30:16). (00:00:00) - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:01) - Pat is in the HOUSE! (00:07:14) - Alex Murdaugh found guilty of murdering wife Maggie and son Paul in South Carolina case (00:15:26) - ‘It is not a human right’: Panama`s Supreme Court rules against same-sex marriages, unions express disappointment Panama ruling (00:17:17) - Newly surfaced video shows Texas drag bill author Rep. Nate Schatzline dressed in drag (00:25:36) - ‘Good ol’ days’:Tennessee lawmaker apologizes after suggesting 'hanging by tree' as method of execution 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:30:16) - Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall claims she was 'sexually groomed' in new lawsuit Which one’s worse: 🔥 vs 🧠 (00:40:17) - Man sets himself on fire on UC Berkeley campus in shocking video (00:45:37) - Crazy cat lady decides to fight eviction by blowing herself up along with her 30 cats ✋HIGH FIVE✋ (00:54:10) - How to be featured in the High Five (00:55:31) - Reviews (01:06:17) - We’re sending in the form to Apple! (01:06:58) - Voicemails (01:28:57) - RIP to firefighter who lost his life in Buffalo (01:29:38) - Scientists find evidence of another core within Earth's center (01:30:48) - Dm’s and Comments (01:33:50) - Video submissions (01:35:52) - The Wheel + Outro Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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On today’s episode..A former Door Dash delivery driver in Peru was arrested for carrying around and dating an ancient mummy (00:40:37). 11-year-old reads aloud from ‘pornographic’ book he checked out from library at school board meeting (00:19:37). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:02:18) - Wes’ lungs are getting a bit tired ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:36) - Fun Facts: Women’s history month edition (00:08:33) - Buffalo firefighter dies in blaze that led to explosion (00:12:11) - KFC is bringing back the ‘Double Down’ after a nearly 10-year hiatus (00:14:11) - At least 38 killed as trains collide in Greece (00:16:58) - Police secure arrest warrant for NFL draft prospect Jalen Carter in connection to fatal crash 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:19:37) - 11-year-old reads aloud from ‘pornographic’ book he checked out from library at school board meeting (00:30:46) - Senate unanimously passes a bill that calls to declassify all U.S. intel on the origins of the virus (00:31:31) - Thousands of cans of Bush’s Baked Beans spill into families yard after semi-truck wreck (00:35:33) - Destructive ‘Super Pigs’ from Canada are taking over the northern U.S. (00:40:00) - Live YouTube comments International Moment (00:40:37) - "She is like my spiritual girlfriend": Peru police find pre-Hispanic mummy in ex-delivery man's bag (00:49:53) - Amazon jungle: Man survives 31 days by eating worms (00:51:30) - The Wheel + Big Announcement Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook

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