If you had to smoke and eat a person, it should be Graham Linehan. That gammon freak would be delicious. But he ain’t the dude du’jour (dude’jour????). Instead we’re discussing Little Rascal actor and tradcath BUG HALL with Ham Linehan (@hamlinehan). 

We dip our toes into modern traditionalist Catholicism through the lens of an air duster huffing and wife abusing insane person. We read his posts. We speculate that modern tradcaths are just backing themselves into systems to abuse women for clout. 

Tyler enjoys a Slime Licker. And they say America doesn’t make anything anymore. 

Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon. Tyler wrote an essay there. Do whatever you want. Rigidum vio ligma.  Vivo cristo Rey. 

We’re tackling a series of smaller hates here to appease the people that pitch things that don’t quite warrant a whole episode. 

You can tie Nate up but you can’t tie him down. Tyler gets heated over something quite small. We explore the greater incuriosity that comes from eating ranch dressing as an adult. 

Some tiktok voice. A superhero influencer. Some real cultural rot. I’m not gonna spoil it. Just listen to it. It’s freeform and loose but entertaining. Maybe if you read the topic and are deciding to skip the episode, you’re part of the problem. Maybe go into something blind and take a chance on liking it. Just enjoy the idiots making a quality program for you. 

Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon. Tyler just put an essay on there and some more slop is coming. 

Josh (@bosh.worstpossible.world) from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast (@worstpossible.world) introduces The Hater Boys to WORSHIP MUSIC. 

Nate and Tyler, secular boys that they are, open their hearts to the lord. Tyler makes a scrotal promise and follows through. Josh explains transubstantiation and cissubstantiation. What’s liturgy?

Songs featured in the episode but you don’t have to listen to them): 

• Maranatha! Singers - Lord I Lift Your Name On High
• Hillsong Worship - Shout To The Lord
• MercyMe - I Can Only Imagine
• Chris Tomlin - How Great Is Our God
• Hillsong UNITED - Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)
• Hillsong Worship - What A Beautiful Name
• Elevation Worship - Praise (feat. Brandon Lake, Chris Brown & Chandler Moore)
• Passion, Kristian Stanfill - Agnus Dei (Live From Passion 2024)

Go listen to Josh’s podcast, it’s really damned good. 

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Follow Nate (@buttzilla.bsky.social) and Tyler (@bearnurse.bsky.social) and the podcast (@hatespeechpod.bsky.social) on blueksy. 

Bug (@potatotoes.bsky.social) joins the Hater Boys to talk about TRUE CRIME. We talk Joe Kenda, Lisa Simpson, and ask the most important question of our lifetime: why do women be talking?

True Crime is a big driver of clicks, views, and ads. We tackle all of it. We listened to podcasts, YouTube’s, and true crime tv. Our conclusion? We lowkey fuxwith America’s Most Wanted. 

It’s grief porn that churns dollars out of murdered marginalized people. Kinda seems bad? 

Tyler tries his hand at writing a true crime episode based on Oregon's most well known serial killer. 

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What is Facebook? It’s only the beginning. They are meta. What was once a way to connect with friends around the world has become an AI slop factory serving you crab Jesus and flipna women. Joining us to look at the latest incarnation (not really) is Cameron from All This for 10 Dollars (@10bux.bsky.social). 

We talk about how Meta has corrupted a cool thing (VR) with their dogshit world called the metaverse and how it’s helped destroy something bad (planet earth). 

We jump into the VR world and it goes horribly. Tyler has a choice in front of him. Nate makes a Taiwanese friend. Cameron is horrified. 

Go listen to Cameron’s podcast about Something Awful. 

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Julia Roberts could’ve made Speed but Sandra Bullock could not have made Mystic Pizza and Tyler will die on that hill. Today Chels (@chels725.bsky.social) to talk about THE OSCARS. 

Hollywood's big night has a lot of problems. Did you know it started as a union busting event that gave awards to executives wives? Think about that when you see ol Timmy Challomay says he would die for one. 

We hope something—anything—dethrones Emilia Perez. Anora is mid. We take a historical view, y’all. 

Support us at patreon.com/hatereon or don’t. 

“I only like the beginnings of things.” —Don Draper

“I hate origin stories.” —Kennedy (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social)

Everyone already knows who Superman is. Kennedy is here to make us hate origin stories. We have a confession though; all three people on this podcast enjoyed X-men Original Wolverine. But we hated Dumb and Dumberer. 

You see origin stories only exist to reinforce tropes that stifle thought and creativity and steal your dollars. 

Go listen to Kennedy’s new podcast THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES (here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-most-important-election-of-our-lives/id1793488824)

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Listen, we are fans of the gays. And we—2 cissy boys—sat down and watched the “dazzling and exhilarating” trans movie EMILIA PEREZ. It’s awful. Like really bad. It’s poorly made, badly acted, uses AI, and a truly evil piece of media. 

Seriously. This film is Birth of a Nation for transphobes. Do not watch this movie unless you want to have a bad time. We watched it for you. We dissected it and talk about why it’s harmful to trans people. 

Oh and it’s super racist to Mexicans as well! Awwww the French!

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Tyler suggest femmes Nate when he asks what the manly hair chemical is. Joining us as gender and military expert is one Eve (@lawlessvictory.bsky.social). She regales us with what she stole from the military as we talk about hating the F-35. 

This Mammon machine needs to be fed all of our dollars or americas economy will collapse. That’s not a joke. It’s built into us forever now. The dollar amount is hard to conceptualize.

We do some math and theorize if one F-35 is better than 5000 Killdozers. It’s an awful and ineffective multitool of a jet and now we will have it forever. For Israel to buy and use in genocide. Good times. 

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Garak (comfortingmoo.online on Bluesky) from Monday Night Fake Fights (@[email protected] on Bluesky) joins to talk about the deadman himself: The Undertaker. This titan of professional wrestling has everything he needs to succeed: a willingness to look the other way and the uncontrollable urge to lick the boot of evil men. 

We do a deep dive into The Undertaker and some professional wrestling and—can you believe it—maybe professional wrestling has a nazi problem. Garak is the star of the show with her wrestling expertise. 

We didn’t know anything about wrestling beforehand but we hate The Undertaker. We listen to him interview Trump. He was on Joe Rogan. There’s a wrestling furry. Give it a listen why not!

Support the show at patreon.com/hatereon. Listen to Garak’s wrestling podcast. 

Episode art by past guest @grimlockfly. Our music provided by Dropping a Popped Locket.