Good morning everyone! We hope you packed a joint with us because we're celebrating 2000 DOWNLOADS THIS WEEK! Thank you for everyone that tunes in whenever they have some free time. We appreciate every single one of you from all over the world. 
To keep everyone updated, Jackie is away this week due to a family emergency, So I (Jason) invited my amazing and bright friend Diana to join us In this week's episode. 
We hope everyone enjoys this one! 

Jason's Yu Gi Oh duel disk brought in all the shorties at his big age, while Jackie hit sheep and picked mushrooms. Listen in on how a clogged toilet led Jackie to lifelong friendship in the ICU and met Jason along the way.

Everyone get ready to remember your Myspace logins because Jackie's finally revealing the layout websites she used for her profile! Jason spent a little too much time In the TikTok comments and found out that all U.S. Presidents are cousins. 

Jackie's family might be In a spiritual battle with dark magic but that's not going to stop her from beating all the sniper games! Jason Is hard at work watching scary videos before bed while the dead people chill In the living room. There's a lot to unpack here. 
This episode goes out to all the chamacos out there that had silver teeth growing up. 

Have you ever wondered what happened to your friends who were selling Vector Knives and Herbalife? Being grandfathered in, Jackie dives deep Into the fascinating world of the biggest cults to exist... Pyramid Schemes. Jason learns that there are two types of people from Chicago, those who grew up going to Disney and those that grew up going to the Dells. 

We're ringing in the New Year with a little LBS on the airplane. We'll have some resolutions come 2021, but smoking any less will not be one of them. Dile a tu mami hautbox made you do it, Happy New Year oompie loompies!

Mel Gibson was the Will Ferrell in our abuelita's casa every year, no te hagas. Continuing our Mexican traditions is tough, pero like we'll never get rid of our burrito Sabanero. We wish everyone a safe y muy feliz Navidad this year! Vayan a fumar con el primo on a ~walk~.

Jackie tries to save the planet one cigarette butt at a time while taking all her necessary vitamins. Jason coaches his older brother on the basics of weed and roams the halls of the school In his dreams. If you haven't watched Ya No Estoy Aqui / I Am No Longer Here, watch It In preparation for this episode! 

Jackie and Jason get existential about their beliefs about growing up around religion. Jason reclaims his identity of being an overly dramatic teenager, we've all been there. During these COVID19 times, don't get caught improperly washing your hands. Crusties!

Jason needs to lay low from his neighborhood Walgreens after a possible high speed chase while Jackie is in the backseat trying to hold In her Blackout Wednesday pregame. Toxic behavior Is slowly dying out In the hispanic community, but Is still very much alive In Jackie & Jason's past relationships.