Happy Holidaze to all! Take a little drive with your favorite cousin antes de comer and tune in. Jason and Jackie wish every one a safe Thanksgiving this year, don't stab your maintenance guy like Jackie did.

SURPRISE SURPRISE. Thank you all for 1000 listens so far!! We appreciate all of YOU, our listeners, from around the world. We hope this very special episode reaches you and your real Uncle Felix. SKNAHT!

Jackie gets involved with a crew that hijacks boats In Chicago while Jason discovers his Jewish ancestry. Everyone remembers playing Loteria, but were YOU ever scammed out of wins by your family?! 

Halloween ended in a bloody drunken mess in the hospital for Jason. Jackie tells the story of how she found the cure to Covid in her 7th grade Science Olympiad. Did every hispanic kid grow up drinking aceite for their stomach aches or was It the ones who had to eat their Flinstone vitaminas?

E-Sports is dominating in the collegiate nation and Bosco Sticks are going extinct. Wishing everyone a safe Halloween this year, filled with spooky basements y calaberas. Cruz, cruz, que se vaya el Diablo y que venga Jesus.

Jason casts death spells on his brother while Jackie hits her SUPREME cart in the middle school vestibule. You can be whoever you want on TikTok, so delete that Instagram TODAY sis.

Jason dives deep into the murder mystery in his neighborhood while Jackie goes to jail for avoiding jury duty. Smoking a bowl causes our hosts to have speech impediments and relive hearing “A QUIEN LE ESTAS DICIENDO CHUT UP?!” 

Don't be afraid to embrace your homeboy by the lonjitas to show them you love them. Maybe even whisper in their ear. El mero mero del Morro makes a guest appearance con el Choki. The gangs all here, bring the baby bong. 

Ms.Juicy Baby is making an appearance on Jason's shopping list this Holiday season. Jackie's grandpa witnesses the family dog being taken by the feds. Who knew the Swap-O-Rama has THE best deals on Chihuahuas and birds. 

To our Brown folx, who are you when no one is around? This week, Jackie and Jason touch on the duality of self identity and what makes them grateful to be a product of immigrants. Thinking about going to college anytime soon? This message is for YOU.