Morning 6-Pack - Rage Bait Madness! Get ready to dive into the wild world of the Oxford Word of the Year, folks! Spoiler alert: it’s “rage bait” and trust me, it’s the reason we can’t scroll through the internet without wanting to throw our phones out the window! We’re dishing out six of the most outrageous examples of rage bait that are guaranteed to make your blood boil (or at least give you a giggle). From the ridiculous to the downright absurd, we’ll tackle hot takes like “Hitler was just misunderstood” and “Ben Affleck was the best Batman.” Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy, laugh-filled ride! Rage bait, huh? Buckle up, folks! We dive into the latest Oxford Dictionary shenanigans where 'rage bait' has snagged the title of Word of the Year for 2025. Now, you might be asking, 'What in the world is that?' Well, Haystack breaks it down like a boss! It's all about that spicy online content designed to tick you off faster than a bee in a bonfire. Seriously, it’s like they’re saying, ‘Hey, let’s make everyone mad!’ And guess what? It’s popping up three times more than last year. Haystack hilariously reflects on how 'rage bait' is actually two words, which got him all riled up—like, c'mon, Oxford! Can we get it right? We also chat about other contenders like ‘biohack’ and ‘aura farming’—you know, just casually optimizing your life while looking all mysterious online. Classic! And don’t you dare think you’re immune to this rage bait madness; Haystack’s got six bonkers examples that’ll have you shaking your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So grab your coffee and get ready to rage, but in the fun way!

Alright, folks! We're diving into the leftovers conundrum today—it's been four days since Thanksgiving, and if your fridge is still packed with turkey and fixin's, we gotta talk! Apparently, 7% of peeps are still munching on those post-feast delights, but food scientists say it's time to either chow down or freeze those bad boys before they go rogue. We’re serving up the top six sideshow questions to ask yourself before diving into those questionable leftovers, like “Does it look like guac but isn’t?” and “Does your dog give you the side-eye?” Spoiler: if it’s hissing like a mummy, it’s a no-go! So, grab your forks and let’s tackle those fridge mysteries with a side of giggles! Leftovers are like that one friend who overstays their welcome: they start off great, but after a few days, you just want to send them packing! In this episode, we're diving deep into the Thanksgiving leftover madness. We're talking about how it's been four days post-feast, and if you're still munching on that turkey, you might want to rethink your life choices. We chat about the scientific side of things, because apparently, there are food safety rules that we totally pretend to follow. Spoiler: if it's been in your fridge for more than four days, it's probably auditioning for a horror movie. We also throw in some hilarious tips on how to assess your leftovers without using the dreaded smell test – like, if it looks like a guacamole impostor or if it makes your dog reconsider its life choices, just toss it! So grab your Tupperware, and let’s make sure you’re not eating what’s basically a science experiment!

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and guess what? We’re diving into the wild world of Thanksgiving bans! Yep, that’s right! A recent survey dropped some serious truth bombs, revealing that a whopping 40% of folks would throw green bean casserole off the table if they could! I mean, can you believe it? But don’t worry, it’s still gonna crash the party like that one relative who never knows when to leave. We’ve put together a hilarious list of the top six things you absolutely need on your Thanksgiving bingo card, like awkward hugs and political debates—just what everyone wants to spice up their turkey day! So grab your favorite snack and tune in for all the laughs and relatable chaos! Thanksgiving is around the corner, and you know what that means—getting ready for the food coma and family drama! This week, we dive headfirst into the wild world of Thanksgiving banter, fueled by a not-so-serious survey that asked folks what they’d love to kick off the dinner table. Spoiler alert: green bean casserole is the clear winner for the most banned dish! I mean, what’s Thanksgiving without that mushy green stuff, am I right? We break down the top six things you definitely need on your Thanksgiving bingo card, including awkward hugs, political debates that could spark World War III, and of course, the inevitable clogged toilet. Seriously, if you don’t have that on your bingo card, are you even celebrating Thanksgiving? Join us for laughs, jabs, and all the festive feels as we navigate the hilarity that is Thanksgiving prep!

Alabama Bama's gettin' ready for Thanksgiving, and let me tell ya, it’s a whole circus over there! 🤡 She's stressin' harder than a chihuahua at a fireworks show, mainly 'cause she invited her fifth ex-hubby to dinner, but guess what? That restraining order is still on! 😂 Can you imagine trying to keep 300 feet away at an eight-foot table? Classic Bama! And as if that wasn't enough, she was all set to get her guests lit on Fireball, but three of 'em are now on the sober train. 🚂 Bama's takin' it all in stride, saying, “Diversity is beautiful!” But let’s be real, she’s gonna need a little liquid courage to handle Uncle Dale’s conspiracy theories! So grab your snacks and join us for some Thanksgiving chaos and laughs with Alabama Bama! 🦃✨ Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and you know what that means—Bama is back with her fabulous tales of holiday chaos! This time, she’s in a pickle because she invited her fifth ex-husband to dinner, and let’s just say, restraining orders are a real buzzkill when it comes to family reunions. Imagine trying to enjoy turkey with an ex lurking in the shadows, staying 300 feet away at an 8-foot table! It’s a Thanksgiving circus, and Bama is the ringmaster of ridiculousness, trying to keep it together while dodging awkward family moments like Uncle Dale’s conspiracy theories. But wait, there’s more! Bama’s guests are all about that sober life now, which puts a real damper on her Fireball plans. What’s Thanksgiving without a little cinnamon-flavored gasoline to keep the good vibes rolling? Bama’s got the perfect perspective: diversity is beautiful! Some people choose sobriety, while others just wanna get lit enough to survive family drama. It’s a hilarious dive into the holiday madness, and trust me, you don’t wanna miss Bama’s unique take on keeping it real during the most stressful time of the year. So, grab your snacks and tune in for some laughs that might just help you cope with your own Thanksgiving shenanigans!

Yo, listen up! We’re diving into some wild tales today, starting with a dude in Iowa who thought flashing cars was the ultimate thrill ride. Spoiler alert: it totally wasn’t, and now he’s in some serious hot water. But fear not, ‘cause we’ve got your back with the top six way cooler ways to spice up your life that won't land you in jail! From Eagles game smack talk to some seriously questionable Starbucks antics, we’re serving laughs hotter than a fresh batch of fries. So grab your coffee, kick back, and get ready to giggle as we break down all the shenanigans! Wake up, sleepyheads! Grab your coffee and settle in because we’re diving into a wild ride today! So, a dude in Iowa thought it’d be a hoot to spice up his life by… get this… flashing unsuspecting drivers on the highway! 🤦‍♂️ Yeah, you heard that right! Apparently, Danan Airy, our not-so-heroic hero, decided that showing off his goods was way more thrilling than, you know, going to an amusement park or something. 😅 I mean, who needs roller coasters when you can give folks a free show? But alas, the excitement didn’t last long—he got nabbed by the cops and is now facing charges for indecent exposure. So much for adding a little thrill, huh? But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast Danan—oh no! We’ve got a sizzling “Top 6” list coming your way! I’m talking about the **Top 6 Ways to Add Excitement to Your Life That Are WAY Easier Than Flashing Cars**! 🎉 From asking Eagles fans about their game (seriously, it’s a riot!) to pulling pranks that’ll have you rolling on the floor—this list is packed with laugh-out-loud moments! So, buckle up and get ready to put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunction’ as we explore how to live a little more zestfully without resorting to indecent exposure!

Yo, listen up! This morning's episode is all about holiday gift-giving and why we *totally* shouldn't skip out on Grandma this year. Our buddy Jade Warshaw dropped some wisdom on budgeting and suggested we focus our gift-giving on kiddos, ages 3 to 18—because, let’s be real, Grandma doesn’t need another pair of slippers. But hold up! I’m here to throw some shade on that idea! I’ve got *six* hilarious reasons why Grandma deserves a little somethin’ special under the tree. From her unconditional love to those cheeky returns, we’re gonna keep it fun and festive without busting the bank! So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s dive into the holiday hilarity! 🎄💸 Ain't the holiday season just a wild ride? It’s that time again when we’re all like, ‘Oh boy, how much am I gonna spend this year?!’ But hold up—let’s chat about some money-saving wisdom shared by financial coach Jade Warshaw. She popped up on Fox News and dropped some truth bombs about holiday spending. Spoiler alert: she suggested not buying gifts for Grandma! I mean, can you imagine? Grandma's been through thick and thin with you, and now you wanna skip out on her gift? Jade says focus on the kiddos, ages 3 to 18, because they’re the real gift-receiving champs! But hey, we all know Grandma deserves some love too! It’s a wild debate, but we get into the nitty-gritty of why Grandma still needs her gifts, including reasons like, ‘She’s the only one who still thinks you’re cool!’ and ‘She might forget to take it home, so you can re-gift it!’ 😂 So, grab your coffee and get ready for some giggles and chitchat about saving bucks while still spreading that holiday cheer!

Yo, fam! Buckle up because we're diving into the wild world of Thanksgiving travel! Turns out, the average peep is down to drive a whopping 172 miles just to scoop up a loved one. That’s like a mini road trip, and some wild souls would even go 700 miles! But hey, not all relatives are worth that kind of mileage—trust me! Join me as we count down the top 6 relatives you definitely shouldn’t waste gas on, including a grandpa with whistle nose hairs and a sister-in-law who's way too cozy with her chihuahua. It’s gonna be a riot, so grab your snacks and let’s hit the road—right from your couch! Road trips are all the rage, especially when family is involved, right? So, check this out: a new survey reveals that the average person would go a whopping 172 miles out of their way just to scoop up a loved one for Thanksgiving. That’s like, a solid three-hour drive! And get this, 5% of folks said they’d be down to drive 700 miles! I mean, that’s basically a cross-country trek! We’re talking Chicago to New York distance! But let’s be real, while some are packing their bags for a road trip adventure, others are just hoping they don’t get stuck in traffic listening to Uncle Jerry’s conspiracy theories. So, buckle up because we’re diving into the top six types of relatives you probably shouldn’t bother picking up, starting with the grandpa whose nose hairs whistle. Seriously, who needs that kind of noise pollution during the holidays?

Morning 6-Pack - Thanksgiving Talk Topics! Alright, fam, let’s dive into the hilarious chaos of Thanksgiving dinner! Did ya know nearly half of us would rather chill with the kiddos at the kids' table than deal with Uncle Bob's endless rants about politics? Yup, 47% of Americans are totally down for some finger painting over turkey debates! We’re dishing out the top 10 convo killers to dodge like a pro, from awkward money chats to the infamous “where are my grandbabies?” question. And don’t worry, we’ve got six foolproof topics that’ll keep the vibe light and laughter flowing—think Jimmy Fallon and finding that sweet $20 bill in your pocket (just don’t ask what to spend it on, or things might get weird, y’know?). So grab your stretchy pants and your favorite snack, and let’s make this Thanksgiving a comedy show instead of a drama fest! Get ready for some hilarious Thanksgiving prep! This episode kicks off with Haystack diving headfirst into the age-old question: who would you rather sit with—your chatty Uncle Joe or a bunch of hyper kids? Turns out, almost half of Americans would rather hang out at the kids' table this Turkey Day! We dig into some wild stats that show millennials are totally on board with avoiding awkward adult conversations, especially the political rants. And speaking of awkward, we dish out the top ten topics to dodge like a turkey on the run! Spoiler alert: politics and weight talk are on the naughty list. But don't worry, we've got your back with six safe chat topics that’ll keep the mood light and the laughter flowing—think Jimmy Fallon and finding cash in your pockets! Trust me, this is the episode you didn’t know you needed for your Thanksgiving survival kit!

Alabama Bama’s Thanksgiving plans are a wild ride this week! Instead of splurging on a turkey, she’s going all in with fireball shots and Hot Pockets—because who needs a golden bird when you can have a microwave miracle? Bama's strategy involves getting everyone buzzed and then serving up a feast of frozen delights, claiming it’s all about the “thankful” vibes! I mean, she’s got a point; nothing says gratitude like a sugar-drunk crowd munching on pizza rolls. So grab your snacks and get ready for some seriously chaotic holiday hacks that’ll have you laughing all the way to the fridge! Thanksgiving just got a wild twist, folks! Haystack and Alabama Bama dive into the chaos that is holiday prep with a hefty dose of humor and a splash of Fireball. Bama's Thanksgiving plan? Skip the turkey and go straight for the Hot Pockets! Yep, you heard that right. As Bama explains her genius idea of serving up frozen pizzas while pretending to check on a nonexistent turkey, we can't help but chuckle at the sheer absurdity. Why buy a turkey when you can serve up a sugar-high crowd with snackable goodness? With her signature blend of hilarity and Southern charm, Bama reveals how to keep family gatherings light and hilarious, and honestly, it’s a recipe for disaster we can’t help but love. Who needs a turkey when you have a Hot Pocket army ready to roll?

Morning 6-Pack - Real vs. Fake Christmas Trees! 🎄💥 So, here’s the scoop: 83% of folks are rollin’ with fake Christmas trees this year! Yup, it’s a plastic party, and the real trees are kinda getting left in the dust. But not our boy Haystack! He’s holding it down for the 17% who are still keeping it real (literally). Tune in as he serves up the top six reasons why real trees are the way to go, complete with jokes that’ll have you snort-laughing! From masking weird smells to free squirrel dinners, it’s a hoot for sure! So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s get our holiday giggle on! When it comes to the holiday season, Haystack dives into the age-old debate of real vs. fake Christmas trees. Spoiler alert: the fake trees are crushing the competition, with a whopping 83% of folks opting for them this year! But hold up, Haystack's not jumping on that bandwagon. Nope, he's part of the 17% still going for the real deal, and he’s got six hilarious reasons why. From the delightful scent of a fresh tree to unexpected squirrel dinner guests, Haystack makes a compelling case for keeping it authentic. Plus, he shares some cheeky humor about the perks of having a real tree, like how it can mask some not-so-pleasant odors. So, whether you're Team Fake or Team Real, this episode is packed with laughs, puns, and a sprinkle of holiday spirit!