Morning 6-Pack - It's National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day, y’all! 🎄🎉 Time to bid farewell to that dry, flammable tree carcass that’s been shedding needles like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. We’re diving into the madness of dismantling the holiday decor, and let’s be real—who hasn’t turned their living room into a holiday crime scene while dragging that tree out? 😂 But don’t worry, I’ve got the top six reasons why you might wanna keep that tree up all year long, from hiding Easter eggs to giving your Roomba a workout! So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s laugh through this post-holiday chaos together! National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day is here, folks! And let’s be real, it’s the one day we all collectively admit that Christmas has officially left the building. Haystack dives into the hilarity of dragging that dry, sad tree out of our homes while trying not to leave a trail of needles like some sort of holiday crime scene. Seriously, if you have a real tree, it’s practically a fire hazard at this point! And if you think carrying it out gently is a thing, guess again—there’s no such thing as a needle-free exit. But wait, Haystack has a wild idea: what if we just kept our trees up all year? He breaks down the top six reasons to keep that Christmas tree around, from using it as a makeshift Valentine’s decoration to providing a fresh pine scent that covers up all sorts of shenanigans. Buckle up for a chuckle as we explore the absurdity of holiday decorations gone rogue and the joys of a permanent Christmas vibe!

Get ready to kick off your New Year’s Eve with a bang, because we’re dishing out the top six things you absolutely should NOT do tonight! From texting your ex to attempting to pop champagne with a shoe (seriously, who thought that was a good idea?), we’ve got the giggles covered. We also spill the tea on some rad local events happening today—like a kids' paint party at Pinspiration and a Noon Year’s Eve bash at the Amazium. Plus, if you’re in the mood for laughs, head to the Grove for some stand-up comedy! So grab your party hats and join us for a wild ride filled with belly laughs, puns, and maybe a little too much bubbly! Cheers to keeping it fun and safe, fam! Kick off your New Year's Eve with a bang, or maybe just a light-hearted chuckle as we dive into the top six things you absolutely should NOT do tonight! From the epic fail of texting your ex (seriously, who thought that was a good idea?) to the classic cringe of live-stream dancing like no one’s watching (spoiler alert: they are), we’re laying it all out there for you. We’ve got some wild suggestions on how to avoid those awkward moments that could haunt your social media feed until next year. Plus, we’re giving you the scoop on fun local events, like the Noon Year’s Eve parties where kids can get their glitter on and adults can sip bubbly (or soda, no judgment here!). So, grab your noisemakers, tune in, and let’s laugh our way into the new year!

Alrighty, folks! Today we’re diving into the wild world of hobbies that seem cheap but end up costing ya a fortune! We kick it off with a hilarious chat about those sneaky pastimes that lure you in with their low price tags, like woodworking and horseback riding, only to hit you with a wallet-wrecking surprise later on. Seriously, who knew a little fish tank could turn into a money pit? 😂 We also spill the beans on the top six cheapest hobbies that are actually kinda fun, including some real gems like pranking your grandma on TikTok and, wait for it, cooking roadkill! 🐾 So grab your coffee and join us for some laughs as we navigate this hobby minefield. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss the punchlines we’re serving up! Ever wondered why that hobby you picked up during COVID is now draining your wallet faster than a kid at an all-you-can-eat buffet? Well, Haystack dives into the rabbit hole of seemingly cheap pastimes that turn out to be money pits. From woodworking disasters that leave you with half-finished projects and a whole lot of heartache to the surprisingly high cost of horseback riding (seriously, who knew dating a horse girl could break the bank?), this episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments. Haystack takes us on a wild ride through a Reddit thread discussing the most expensive hobbies disguised as affordable fun. Spoiler alert: if it floats, flies, or requires a saltwater tank, it’s probably gonna cost ya! And just when you think you’ve heard it all, he throws in a cheeky list of the “Top 6 Cheap Hobbies” that are anything but – think pranking Nana or cooking roadkill! So grab your favorite beverage and tune in to discover how to keep your wallet intact while still having a blast!

Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Ways 2025 Could Have Been Worse! Grab your coffee and get ready to giggle, ‘cause we’re diving into the hilarious ways this past year could’ve gone from “meh” to “oh-no!” Join me, Haystack, as we kick things off with a hearty laugh about how a new social media trend could have made Mondays way too chipper for our liking. We’re also spilling the tea on those sneaky robot vacuums plotting against us—seriously, my coffee maker is in on it! And don’t even get me started on smart cars that won’t let you out until you’ve sat through three ads—talk about a drive from hell! Plus, Mariah’s holiday anthem part two? No thanks! So buckle up, ‘cause we’re keeping it light and silly as we reminisce about the not-so-great moments that could’ve made 2025 a total disaster! Taking a stroll down memory lane, Haystack's serving up some seriously funny thoughts on 2025 and how it could've been a total disaster! He kicks things off with a warm 'good morning' and a sprinkle of holiday cheer before diving into a hilarious rundown of the top six ways this year could've been way worse. From your robot vacuum scheming against you to smart cars that won't let you leave until you've endured a trio of commercials, the laughs just keep coming. And let’s not forget the total cringe of Mariah Carey dropping a sequel to her Christmas hit—talk about a holiday horror! Haystack keeps it real and relatable, reminding us that while this year may not have been a winner, at least we dodged some real bullet points. Tune in for a hearty laugh and some light-hearted reflection!

Yo, what's up, snack fam?! 🎄 Let’s dive into the giggle-fest of the day as we unwrap the top six pet peeves of none other than Jolly St. Nick himself! You think Santa's life is all cookies and milk? Nah, buddy! We’re talking slim fit chimneys, tripping over elves, and the dreaded warm milk situation! Seriously, who wants that?! 😂 So grab your eggnog, kick back, and get ready to laugh as we spill the tea on what really grinds Santa's gears. You won’t wanna miss this, unless you're on the naughty list—then, good luck with that! 🎅✨ Ho ho ho, grab your cocoa and get comfy, 'cause we're diving into the not-so-jolly side of Santa's job! Christmas Day vibes are in full swing, but let's face it, being the big guy in red ain't all cookies and milk. Haystack kicks things off with a festive giggle, pondering what it must be like to fly around the world delivering presents. Sounds dreamy, right? But hold up—there’s gotta be some pet peeves lurking beneath that jolly exterior! And guess what? We’re ranking Santa's top six annoyances, so buckle up for a sleigh ride full of laughs! Coming in hot at number six is that classic whoopee cushion prank that’s been done to death. Seriously, can we retire that one already? Then we slide into number five—those slim-fit chimneys. I mean, Santa’s not exactly a fitness influencer! And if you think cookies are his jam, wait till you hear about his beef with sugar-free treats in the number four spot. Come on, give the guy some good stuff! But it gets even better! Number three has Santa tripping over elves—like, come on, little buddies, watch your step! And number two? Let’s just say, the reindeer leave a mess that’s no picnic to clean up. Finally, we wrap things up with the ultimate pet peeve: warm milk. Seriously, just chill, folks! Tune in for all the laughs and holiday humor, and remember, don’t take Santa too seriously—he’s just a guy trying to spread some cheer amidst the chaos!

Morning 6-Pack - Are You a Christmas Aholic? 🎄😄 Ready to dive into the ho-ho-hilarious world of holiday madness? We’re spilling the beans on the top six signs that you might just be a Christmas aholic! From grinding on Santa’s lap (whoa, TMI) to naming your kids Ho, Ho, and Ho, we’ve got the festive giggles covered. Plus, we’re talking about how most of us are decking the halls and sipping cocoa, with stats that'll make you say “wow, are we really that into this?” So, grab your cocoa, cozy up, and let’s find out if you’ve gone full-on Christmas crazy! 🎅✨ The holiday season is here, and you know what that means—it's time to deck the halls and maybe even deck your sanity! Haystack dives into the festive frenzy with a hilarious breakdown of how we celebrate the holidays. Did you know a whopping 86% of us are getting our holiday cheer on? Yup, that's a huge chunk of folks ready to spread the joy, and 87% are already eyeing those decorations like a hawk! We're talking lights, ornaments, and maybe a bit of glitter that will never leave your carpet. From sipping hot cocoa (60% of you better have a mug in hand) to looking at lights (70% of us are basically holiday tourists in our neighborhoods), this episode is packed with the good stuff. And let's not forget the holiday parties and the awkward family gatherings (48% are braving that!). Plus, we're serving up the top six signs that you might just be a Christmas-aholic. Spoiler alert: if you're grinding on Santa's lap, it's time to take a step back! So grab those eggnog lattes and tune in for a jolly good time, complete with laughs and maybe a few too many Christmas puns. Alrighty folks, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the holiday craziness! We've got Haystack leading the charge, and it’s all about figuring out just how far we go to celebrate the season. With 86% of us ready to jingle all the way, what are the signs that someone’s gone a lil’ overboard in the Christmas department? Spoiler: if your car looks like Rudolph threw up on it, you might have a problem! Haystack breaks it down with a mix of stats and giggles, revealing that 75% of us are jamming to holiday tunes while 70% are cruising around looking at lights. And don't get me started on the hot cocoa! But wait—what’s a holiday season without the top six signs you might be a Christmas-aholic? From naming your kids Ho, Ho, and Ho (seriously, what?) to having a Christmas sweater for every day of the month, you're in for a wild ride. So if you're ready for a merry mix of laughter and festive fun, hit play and let's celebrate the season together! Who’s ready to get their holiday cheer on? Haystack is back with a bang, serving up all the festive feels and a whole lot of laughs! We kick things off with some mind-blowing stats—86% of us are getting our holiday groove on! Plus, 87% of us are throwing up decorations like they’re going out of style. And if you’re part of the 60% craving hot cocoa, you’re in good company! As we unravel the ways we celebrate, we also dish out the top six signs you might be a Christmas-aholic. If you find yourself grinding on Santa's lap or have named your kids after Santa’s catchphrases, it’s time for a holiday intervention! Haystack keeps it light and punny as we explore the wild world of holiday traditions and the sometimes absurd lengths we go to for that festive spirit. So grab your favorite holiday snack, settle in, and let’s laugh our way through the season!

Morning 6-Pack - Cheers to Holiday Sips! This week, we’re diving into some hilarious holiday drink stats and eggnog shenanigans! Did you know that a whopping 22% of holiday drinkers are all about that beer life? 🍻 We’re also spillin’ the tea on the most outrageous names found in holiday history—seriously, over 3,000 kids named after reindeer! 🦌 And let’s not forget the wild facts about eggnog that’ll have you chuckling your way to the bar! So grab your favorite drink, kick back, and let’s toast to the holiday spirit—because who doesn’t love a good laugh with their libations? Cheers! 🥳

Takeaways:

1. More folks are skipping the booze this holiday, which is wild, right?
2. Beer tops the holiday drink list with 22%, followed closely by wine and eggnog!
3. Did you know over 3,000 kiddos have been named after reindeer? Talk about festive!
4. Eggnog: the drink that brings joy and a hint of salmonella. Cheers!
5. Six hilarious eggnog facts that will make you giggle and cringe at the same time!
6. If you’re making eggnog without booze, do you even eggnog, bro?

Morning 6-Pack - Get Ready to Spark Some Holiday Cheer! 🎄💨 We’re diving into some wild holiday vibes with a story about a dude in Auburn, California, who decided to give away free weed like it’s candy canes! Like, seriously, nothing says “Christmas spirit” like scoring some organic, cage-free bud next to a Christmas tree sale! 😂 We’ll also hit you with our top six Christmas carols for stoners, like “Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer” and “I’ll Be High for Christmas.” So roll on up and join the fun; we guarantee you’ll be giggling like a kid on Christmas morning! Tune in for laughs, puns, and all the holiday cheer you can handle! The holiday vibes are in full swing, and Haystack is here to sprinkle some festive cheer with a twist! Picture this: a box chilling on the sidewalk in Auburn, California, with a sign saying 'Merry Christmas' and you won't believe what’s inside—29 mason jars of organic, cage-free weed! I mean, who knew Christmas spirit could be so...green? Haystack dives into this cheeky story, reminding us that nothing screams family holiday quite like a roadside weed buffet next to a Christmas tree sale. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Haystack drops a hilarious list of the top six Christmas carols for stoners. From 'I'll Be High for Christmas' to 'Felice Navi Dupe,' this episode is packed with giggles, puns, and a healthy dose of holiday shenanigans. So grab your hot cocoa (or whatever you prefer) and get ready to laugh along with the shenanigans that make this season extra bright! Wanna know what’s better than eggnog? Haystack’s take on holiday cheer that includes a side of herb! With a wild story about a weed giveaway that’s more festive than your aunt’s fruitcake, we get to explore the silliness of mixing Christmas with cannabis culture. The juxtaposition of a Christmas tree sale and a weed giveaway is just too good to pass up! Haystack’s witty commentary on how this could get grannies high enough to see elves as suspicious characters is pure gold. And just when you think it can’t get any funnier, he rolls out his top six Christmas carols for stoners that will have you singing along—well, if you can remember the lyrics! This episode is a delightful blend of festive fun and playful humor that’s perfect for getting into the holiday spirit, no matter what you’re celebrating! Holidays are here, and Haystack’s got the perfect blend of giggles and glee with a side of stoner tunes! Kicking off with a hilarious story about a box of weed that would make Santa blush, we get a peek into the quirks of holiday cheer in California. Haystack paints the picture of a not-so-ordinary Christmas scene where the spirit of giving comes with a side of ganja. As he reminisces about this roadside weed boutique, the laughs just keep rolling. But wait, there’s more! Haystack serves up a top six list of Christmas carols tailor-made for those who enjoy a little extra sparkle in their holiday cheer. With titles like 'Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong Rock' and 'Baby Let's Toke Outside,' this episode is a must-listen for those looking to spice up their holiday playlist. So gather ‘round, folks, because this episode is all about celebrating the lighter side of the holidays!

Morning 6-Pack - Unwrapping the Truth About Gift Opening! Ever wondered how to tackle those gifts like a pro? We dive into the wild world of gift unwrapping techniques, and guess what? A whopping 34% of us are paper-saving ninjas! Turns out younger folks are leading the charge in saving that precious wrapping paper, all in the name of Mother Earth! We’re also throwing shade at some seriously annoying holiday characters, from the mistletoe grabber (yep, that’s your boss) to the Hallmark movie marathoners (looking at you, significant other). So grab your morning coffee, kick back, and let’s unwrap some laughs together! Hold onto your wrapping paper, folks, 'cause we're diving into the wild world of gift unwrapping techniques! You know how it goes—some people are like tornadoes, ripping into a present like it owes them money, while others are all about that delicate touch, trying to save every scrap of paper for a rainy day. And guess what? Turns out a whole bunch of us, like a third of 30,000 surveyed Americans, are hoarding that wrapping paper for some reason! Youngsters are leading the charge, wanting to save the planet one Christmas gift at a time, while seniors are more like, 'Eh, let it go!' But hey, whether you're a paper saver or a paper shredder, we all know there are way more annoying holiday behaviors than preserving wrapping paper—like that boss who thinks mistletoe is a free-for-all! So, grab your coffee (and maybe a gift or two) and let’s unwrap this hilarious holiday convo!

Alabama Bama's back, and she's got the scoop on Cher's latest love life drama—yep, you heard that right! So, Bama's fiancé, Tyler, is 40 years her junior, and they’re making it work in their own quirky way. Bama spills the beans on how Tyler’s helping her tackle TikTok while she’s teaching him the fine art of faking an alibi. But things take a hilarious turn when Tyler gets lost in the Piggly Wiggly lookin’ for Bengay, thinking there’s an LGBT section! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss Bama’s take on love, age gaps, and rescuing your man from the supermarket jungle. Grab your snack and get ready to laugh—this convo is a wild ride! Alabama Bama is back on the airwaves, and boy, does she have some wild stories to share! Kicking things off, Haystack and Bama dive into the juicy news of Cher getting engaged to a dude who's literally decades younger than her. Bama has some hilarious takes on age gaps in relationships, especially considering her own fiancé, Tyler, who was born the same year the ThighMaster dropped. Talk about a generational gap! But don't worry, they balance it out: Bama schools Tyler on the art of pulling up TikTok while he schools her on Wi-Fi. It's a match made in heaven, or at least in Alabama! Then we get a glimpse into their daily life, which is as chaotic as you'd expect. Bama sends Tyler on a mission to the Piggly Wiggly for some Bengay, but he hilariously struggles to find it, thinking there's an LGBT section in the store. Bama's got her work cut out for her, and you can bet she’s ready to rescue him before he starts asking where they keep the rainbow muscle cream. This episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments that make you feel like you're just hanging out with friends, sharing stories over a cup of coffee (or something stronger). So grab your snacks and tune in for a dose of pure hilarity, because if you think love is hard, just wait until you hear Bama explain the complexities of modern dating to her younger beau!