Supplies:

Label:

Note, outside:

Note, inside:

Packaged:

Boxed:

Wrapped:

Done:

Abracadabra. -HK

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Expedition Update 5 2026.08.03 5:46 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Sundance Mountain:

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Regarding the actual dimensions and appearance of the person behind Haystacks, it’s a bit out of date, but this is how one aspiring artist portrayed me a few years ago:

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-TLF

Collision in Korea 1:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000472994571

Collision in Korea 2:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000473116597

The Lamentable Tragedy (link to the first episode):

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000422943522

Professional wrestling is fake, btw, until it gets real:

-Colin Wright

Let’s Know Things:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/lets-know-things/id1119222036

Brain Lenses:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/brain-lenses/id1505262481

-Tiffany Moore

Moore Than You Can Chew:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/moore-than-you-can-chew/id721107082

4am Knows All My Secrets

The Timebomb Etiquette:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-time-bomb-etiquette/id1544999456

Thoughts from Atop a Ferris Wheel

-Nate DiMeo

The Memory Palace:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-memory-palace/id299436963

-Erica Heilman

Rumble Strip:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/rumble-strip/id664663777

-Fez Gielen

Platinum Ranch:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/platinum-ranch/id1117089314

-UX Highway:

https://m.soundcloud.com/ux-highway

-Ryan McCormick

A Fireside Chat:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/a-fireside-chat/id591522457

-This Evening’s Show

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/this-evenings-show/id1806874153

TES Website:

https://www.tes.fm

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I forgot to mention:

-The Blindboy Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-blindboy-podcast/id1300577518

-jazz-dis-junction:

https://m.soundcloud.com/jazz-dis-junction

https://m.soundcloud.com/jazz-dis-junction/four-resolutions-of-a-diminished-chord

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Expedition Update 2 2026.08.02 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Time managed to get a little flexible during a recent rash of episodes and updates, and I am aware of that fact, thank you. -HK

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Expedition Update 1 2026.08.02 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

but perhaps YOU are?

Gaudí and I have been doing some discussing about new versions of "Do Not Destroy" recently, and this is what we arrived at. (Gaudí must've been the one singing the "yahoos" and making the metronome noises in the middle of this recording, btw, because that certainly wasn't me🤷‍♂️)

Say, do you happen to know of anybody else going on this expedition who makes versions of "Do Not Destroy" by Cicada Rhythm? Like, besides me? Hint: You might have a lot of things in common with them (like a name, a body, and a perspective)😉

[This recording will serve as the intro music for future Expedition Update episodes, but I'm not going to go back and edit it in to all of them because, well, frankly, it’s not worth my time right now, and also because it'll be good for you to start learning to pull your own weight. -HK]

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What a weirdo. -HK

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67. While my coffee water was coming to a boil this morning… 2026.08.01 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

This database stuff isn't *nearly* as complicated as I probably make it sound😉

Here's a link to the links described in this episode. -HK

(This’ll work, btw, in the sense that terraforming an exoplanet will work.)

[You can really tell that I was surfing at the time of recording; there’ll be a more grounded response to this episode coming out on October 19th. -HK]

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66. A Trojan Horse of Humanity 2026.07.31 5:44 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon