Haystacks has been thinking…

What a weirdo. -HK

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67. While my coffee water was coming to a boil this morning… 2026.08.01 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

This database stuff isn't *nearly* as complicated as I probably make it sound😉

Here's a link to the links described in this episode. -HK

(This’ll work, btw, in the same way that terraforming an exoplanet will work.)

[You can really tell that I was surfing at the time of recording; there’ll be a more grounded response to this episode coming out on October 19th. -HK]

Reddit sub for introducing yourself as a TESelopenear

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66. A Trojan Horse of Humanity 2026.07.31 5:44 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

See! I TOLD you that that intro music works for "Dead Flowers" (and also that I lost my singing voice years ago😉). -HK

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65. Oh, Absolutely NOTHING Worth Hearing HERE… 2026.07.29 6:57 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Beware! Horrendous Sound Quality (And SOME Metaphysical Concepts)!!!

[Your *perception* of something being enough to change you/your actions is discussed here:

0:13:44 of 18. The Ballad of The Country Musician (Who Knew Why He Was Doing What He Was Doing) 2025.07.28]

Thanks for the food, Mother Nature! You’re a good mom❤️ (and a hot one, too😉):

P.S. I reserve the right to use “Brain Ankles” as a future title or band name.

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64. A Productive Response to a Conversation that Didn’t Occur 2026.08.02 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

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A Clarification of Upcoming Scheduling 2026.08.04 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

[The use of a half-episode in the title is for organizational purposes, not because this update episode is especially related to episode 63. -HK]

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63.5 Haystacks Update #7 2026.08.20 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

I've had confirmed from the source's memory that the temp job was at a fine establishment called Metro News. -HK

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63. Great Joys 9 2026.07.29 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

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62. Great Joys 8 2026.08.01 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

but perhaps YOU are?

Gaudí and I have been doing some discussing about new versions of "Do Not Destroy" recently, and this is what we arrived at. (Gaudí must've been singing the "yeahs" and making the metronome noises in the middle of this recording, because that certainly wasn't me🤷‍♂️)

Btw, do you happen to know of anybody else on this expedition who makes versions of "Do Not Destroy" by Cicada Rhythm? Like, besides me? Hint: You might have a lot of things in common with them (like a name, a body, and a perspective)😉